Incident at delayed Holi party

Breaking news coming in from Ahmedabad that an agitated puppy is reported to have bitten several members of a procession who were creating a commotion on the streets for no apparent reason.

Onlookers said that it seemed to be a Holi celebration 2 weeks after the festival where people were engaged in absurd dancing, raising questions as to the existence of a potential cult in the city.

The owner of the puppy is said to be hospitalised after she was herself bitten while attempting a one of a kind matka balancing dance. Consequently, the remains of the broken matkas were swiftly removed from the street.

Constant neglect is said to be one of the causes of this incident however doctors are currently more focused on tackling the shortage of tetanus injections due to the biting spree

Originally posted by: ShahH8er

Breaking news coming in from Ahmedabad that an agitated puppy is reported to have bitten several members of a procession who were creating a commotion on the streets for no apparent reason.

Onlookers said that it seemed to be a Holi celebration 2 weeks after the festival where people were engaged in absurd dancing, raising questions as to the existence of a potential cult in the city.

The owner of the puppy is said to be hospitalised after she was herself bitten while attempting a one of a kind matka balancing dance. Consequently, the remains of the broken matkas were swiftly removed from the street.

Constant neglect is said to be one of the causes of this incident however doctors are currently more focused on tackling the shortage of tetanus injections due to the biting spree

You are hilarious 😆

I'm waiting eagerly for more news about the mayhem agitated puppies are wont to cause. There was some IFfy news about a group who have deliberately sabotaged the city's tetanus injections supply... please could you look into that as well. Thank you 😇

Originally posted by: blue-ice.1

Masala dani and her characterless clan are waiting for Mr. Kapadia to revert back to this.

But I hope there are more episodes with the below instead

Originally posted by: ShahH8er

Breaking news coming in from Ahmedabad that an agitated puppy is reported to have bitten several members of a procession who were creating a commotion on the streets for no apparent reason.

Onlookers said that it seemed to be a Holi celebration 2 weeks after the festival where people were engaged in absurd dancing, raising questions as to the existence of a potential cult in the city.

The owner of the puppy is said to be hospitalised after she was herself bitten while attempting a one of a kind matka balancing dance. Consequently, the remains of the broken matkas were swiftly removed from the street.

Constant neglect is said to be one of the causes of this incident however doctors are currently more focused on tackling the shortage of tetanus injections due to the biting spree

Originally posted by: Arshi67

You are hilarious 😆

I'm waiting eagerly for more news about the mayhem agitated puppies are wont to cause. There was some IFfy news about a group who have deliberately sabotaged the city's tetanus injections supply... please could you look into that as well. Thank you 😇

Thanks for the tips about the potential sabotage. Our reporters have been engaged to enquire about that at the earliest.

In an update to the situation, A certain senior citizen who claims that he is the father of the hospitalised owner of the puppy and the alleged cult leader, has given an open call for leashing and brutalising puppies throughout the city. Though his views have met with a sea of support on Twitter, concerned animal rights activists on a certain Indiaforums have outraged against any inhuman steps taken against the puppies. A representation has been sent to the office of City Police Commissioner R. TamaShahi. We approached the DCP K. Walker and Sub Inspector B. Pyas for comment who vageuly said they would take action and for all concerned to stay attuned for further happenings.

Originally posted by: ShahH8er

Masala dani and her characterless clan are waiting for Mr. Kapadia to revert back to this.

But I hope there are more episodes with the below instead

I am afraid that in order to salvage the situation .. people are going to involve hospital authorities & send the creature for appropriate treatment🤓

Can we have the victim break through & run away to never return back!!

Breaking news in BBC/CNN/Vividh Bharati

Baffling all scentific community a Pomerian dog suddenly turned into bulll dog over night and created havoc in holi party of its owner anupama

We have pics of Sulking pit bull listening to 5 page bashans of owner before attack

The bull dog especially hates anyone in sutti saree or saying suriii surri (oh my looks like he saw someone in sutti saree again runnnn)

The pit bull warned next is shah clan especially Baa and hasmukh turn

Another pitbull with nick name ravanraj was very happy with outburst of pomerian turned pitbull anuj and is having a gala time

Finally scients in havrad and yale university have set up research panel to reasrch what magic portion owner anupama has that can turn pomerian to pitbull

All the puppies of the world were warned beforehand to not fall in love but alas these puppies don't listen 👎🏼

Btw i got some live exclusive pics from the site to keep your audience updated about what's going on 😀

This was so cool 😆👏