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Suddenly Soha! | 2008-05-13
Even with that famous family heirloom on her face, she sizzles on the cover of Maxim.
So, there has been a long drawn debate amongst The Bitches, about whether or not Soha and Saif look like brothers! Yes, we know that's mean... but with a sniffer that's large enough to run for cover under- from the Mumbai monsoons, can you blame us?
I'm sure the two of them have really small feet as well. I mean haven't you heard, lack of sunlight retards growth!
In fact one of us Bitches even goes to the same Gym as Soha and has often remarked how de-glamourized she looks away from the shutterbugs. But Sharmila and Tiger's pride has taken a plunge into the deep end of the glamour pool with this venture, and The Bitch feels... Hubba Hubba!
This should get the Kareenas and Bipashas gunning for the next issue. Soha has sizzling hot picture in the latest addition of the mag, popularly considered the men's bible to sex, more sex and then some beer after all that sex.
After her filmy Chand started looking a little Khoya Khoya off late, stripping down to the bare essentials seems like a smart idea. And when the slim pickings of meaningful cinema become slimmer still it's time for desperate measures and Hot Pants!
Apparently, Soha used to have a gun licence which was suspended when her daddy used it to make dinner out of a few endangered animals. But, personally we feel she's fully loaded and ready to explode in these pictures. All in favour of the 'banging image make over', say I!
The pocket sized Diva is all ready to hit screens with two new films- 'Mumbai Cutting' and 'Tera Kya Hoga Johnny', and if this isn't positive publicity for the films, we don't know what is.
Thousands of men will watch the movies to pay homage to the constant companionship Soha will have provided in those long lonely nights! The women will watch the films to figure what the fuss is all about, and snigger about how big her sniffer is.
But all that's for later. Right now, she looks every bit the progeny of a Diva and a Tiger!
Even with that famous family heirloom on her face, she sizzles on the cover of Maxim.
So, there has been a long drawn debate amongst The Bitches, about whether or not Soha and Saif look like brothers! Yes, we know that's mean... but with a sniffer that's large enough to run for cover under- from the Mumbai monsoons, can you blame us?
I'm sure the two of them have really small feet as well. I mean haven't you heard, lack of sunlight retards growth!
In fact one of us Bitches even goes to the same Gym as Soha and has often remarked how de-glamourized she looks away from the shutterbugs. But Sharmila and Tiger's pride has taken a plunge into the deep end of the glamour pool with this venture, and The Bitch feels... Hubba Hubba!
This should get the Kareenas and Bipashas gunning for the next issue. Soha has sizzling hot picture in the latest addition of the mag, popularly considered the men's bible to sex, more sex and then some beer after all that sex.
After her filmy Chand started looking a little Khoya Khoya off late, stripping down to the bare essentials seems like a smart idea. And when the slim pickings of meaningful cinema become slimmer still it's time for desperate measures and Hot Pants!
Apparently, Soha used to have a gun licence which was suspended when her daddy used it to make dinner out of a few endangered animals. But, personally we feel she's fully loaded and ready to explode in these pictures. All in favour of the 'banging image make over', say I!
The pocket sized Diva is all ready to hit screens with two new films- 'Mumbai Cutting' and 'Tera Kya Hoga Johnny', and if this isn't positive publicity for the films, we don't know what is.
Thousands of men will watch the movies to pay homage to the constant companionship Soha will have provided in those long lonely nights! The women will watch the films to figure what the fuss is all about, and snigger about how big her sniffer is.
But all that's for later. Right now, she looks every bit the progeny of a Diva and a Tiger!
Anupamaa
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