KITCHEN SCENE TRANSLATION
Batman Murtasim sweeps in with his white cape in all his glory
Murtasim- Wats up darling
Meerab- Dude you scared me
(ahhhh thank god it was spooky at night so glad he is here)
Murtasim- Babes never go alone always call me to accompany you
(I am your hero, I even have a cape to prove it)
Meerab- I am making tea what a tiresome task at this late hour
(Because I care for you but I will pretend like I don't)
Murtasim- Awwwwww my sweet heart you love me
Meerab- Dude seriously love no way, but I do want to smack you over the head with this pan
(Murtasim sniffs the ingredients what he hell is all this, it stinks, I ain't having it, but if I my beloved makes it I will drink poison)
Murtasim- My dear are you sure you can make this for me without killing me
Meerab- Fine have 4 ft behaya make it for you, who got less self respect that worn out jhoothis, atleast they know when to quit
(I swear to god if he says yes I will shove a spoon so far up his ass)
Murtasim- I will drink anything from anyone just to make you confess my precious
(Murtasim my favourite pass time is to get my girl mad I love it, my second favourite pass time is flirting with her, my third is still working progress, summit to reach soon stay tuned for the next episode)
Meerab- OK Can you get lost now
(Meerub who wrote his script for these one liners, there is more cheese on them that the cheesiest pizza)
(Murtasim I ain't leaving till I drop one more flirty line)
Meerab- How sweet do you want your tea?
(I don't want him to go so I am going to ask him a question)
Murtasim- Love I want a kiss for the sweetness OK
(Murtasim Batman out, see you in the bedroom honey with tea and kisses night is still young)
(Meerab This goddamn smooth talker will be the death of me. I should have put in the contract flirting is not allowed. How the hell did he get this good, did he practice on anyone else, better not otherwise I will shove a spoon so far up his ass)
Edited by Gundamwing - 2 years ago
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