American Diwali Explanation

Hope this doesnt offend anyone - but Its doing the rounds on email ...

It reeks like of a marijuana-laced afternoon😕

American Diwali explanation

Young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how he went about it...

"So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a SWEETIE, and she forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or something...

Since he was going, for like, something like more than 10 years or so...he decided to get his wife and his bro along... you know...so that they could all chill out together.
But Dude, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man... they had monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked ass with darts and bows and arrows... so it was fine. But then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood.
And boy, was our man, and also his bro, Laxman, pissed... And you don't piss this son-of-a-gun cuz, he just kicks ass and like... all the gods were with him...

So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys..Dude; don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along with me, ok... so, Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangsta's ass in his own hood. Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest...And anyways...it gets kinda boring, you know... no TV or malls or shit like that. So, they decided to hitch a ride back home... and when the people realize that our dude, his bro and the wife are back home...They thought, well, you know, at least they deserve something nice... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and shit...and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also... so it was pretty cool... you know with all those fireworks... Really, they even had some local band play along with the fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started."

this sort of expalnation i really did not like !!!
they r making fun of our RAMAYAN .

I don't know how to react?

N what shud I do by knowing how they r interpreting Ramayana. People who don't know RAM-SITA n their life r really unlucky .

Originally posted by: sita11

this sort of expalnation i really did not like !!!
they r making fun of our RAMAYAN .

i agree wid u

Sorry bout this post
I agree its very frivolous
Its making the rounds on email so I thought ppl wud be interested....
Mod can erase it if needed

hey its ok, we also need to know what the modern generation thinks and does otehr wise we cannot reach them with the true values of ramayan
i like this post

i didnt like the whole post but i hated the most that they r calling sitaji as babe... 😡

OMG...now thats evil!! hate it so much!
sorry bout the language by d way, but it's so ridiculus.
they'r making fun of it.

Originally posted by: chillygirl

i didnt like the whole post but i hated the most that they r calling sitaji as babe... 😡

seriously😡

Notice how it is an explanation given by a 2nd generation INDIAN-american..
How absurd 😡 --seriously I am a third gen brit-indian BUT i would never ever disrespect my religion

or the religion of anyone around me for that meatter

this is an example of where the term --"Ma-Bap Ne Kuch Nahii Sikhayaa" comes into place 😡 😡