MT: Silliest memories about Hindi movies - Page 6

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

HAHAHAH. Omg. I am always having to double and triple check too. But something weird happened when I was watching Shershah with my mom. Sid and Kiara were doing a little 😳☺️ with each other and my mom says to me "see how beautiful life can be with a husband?" 🤣!!! This was so much worse than pretending we aren't seeing them kissing 😕

Originally posted by: Supari_khala

You only write essays in your own threads? Is that it?

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

HAHAHAH. Omg. I am always having to double and triple check too. But something weird happened when I was watching Shershah with my mom. Sid and Kiara were doing a little 😳☺️ with each other and my mom says to me "see how beautiful life can be with a husband?" 🤣!!! This was so much worse than pretending we aren't seeing them kissing 😕

I've become immune to kissing scenes now 😆 it's the double meaning scenes/jokes/conversations that make me uncomfortable 😵

BW is full of such gems.

Originally posted by: Supari_khala

You only write essays in your own threads? Is that it?

I hope you enjoyed the essay 😆

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

I cannot emphasize just how stressful it always is to watch any type of kissing/intimate scenes with your parents. One of the most stressful moments in life and is not talked about enough. Any time a kissing scene comes on in a movie, I always have to wonder if I should look around as if I'm all of a sudden amazed by my surroundings. Like oh wow!!! THAT is our ceiling? Now, that's an AMAZING ceiling. Never noticed before. Or I should simply act like I've been asleep the whole time and missed it???

Or of course, when these two options start looking too fake, I can always grab my head like they do dramatically in movies, and start circling and then faint and start playing dead. I can hold my breath for a good amount of time.

Remember that long liplock scene between Hrithik-Aish? Yeah that's right, I just wanted to sink underground or better yet just disappear.😆 I had to pretend I'm sleeping in my chair just in case someone peeked in my direction.

But I still managed to get a glimpse.

Me,my cousins and my uncle were watching titanic for the first time,we were vacationing in india. That kissing scene and kate painting scene came. We were not ready for this! We became stone, we were not moving an inch, my uncle started coughing. Whole scene he was coughing and looking here and there and we were sitting there with eyes open wide😆

Bachpan ki baat hai...

Room ek dum full-too packed tha. Akkhi family ek saath ikattha hoke picture dekh reli thi. Sab the.. mere uncles, aunts, parents, grandparents....

Picture bhi ek dum mast... lekin suddenly hawas bhari aawaazein aane lagein. Apanka body aisa alert hua maano ki apanke saamne ek lion aake khada hai. Shaayad mistake honga.. apanka kaan baj rela honga... lekin NAHIN. Woh unmistakably hawas bhari aawaaz hich thin.

Apun socha chair se uthke room se baahar nikal leta hai. Lekin poori body freeze ho gayeli thi... apan move bhi nahin kar paaya.

Room ka poora maahol hich kharaab ho gaya -- sab ek dum chup bole toh pin drop silence.

Phir camera floor pe pan karne laga. Idhar kapde fekele hain, udharko kachhe aur baniyaan fekele hain... jaise jaise camera apne target ke taraf badh rela tha, mere heartbeats bhi badh rele the.

Ek dum torture lag rela tha... soch rela tha kaise bhi yeh scene khatam ho jaye... ya phir dharti phat jaye aur mein usmein ghus jaaoon.

Camera was taking its sweet time... maano merko chidhaa rela tha, taunt karrela tha.... Finally, after what seemed like ages, camera apne target pe aaya....

.... Aur apun khushi se jhoomane lagaa

Neeche ku Saif Ali Khan padela tha... bound and gagged. Woh hawas bhari aawaazein actual mein uske madad ki cheekh thi.... 🤣

Well played Farhan, well played... kya mamu banaya mere poore family ko 👏

Dil Chahta hai? 😆

Originally posted by: TheMinion

Dil Chahta hai? 😆

Yes, Saif gets duped from a foreign thugs 😂

Originally posted by: Guddu.Pandit

Yes, Saif gets duped from a foreign thugs 😂

Once home, he sits on a soft pillow, because you know why 😉