Happy Birthday Lazybiing!!!!

It was 11.00 PM and everyone was sleeping in the Mr and Mrs Amrika house... well at least everyone was supposed to be sleeping. 'Oh my god there's a mouse in this kitchen!" came a voice from the unlit kitchen.

'' Shhh... it's me Wanda'' said the Scarlet Witch switching on the lights with a blink of eye.

''Ohh... I was seeing Monica take out the chocolates from the refrigerator and heard something move near the wall and shock screamed''

''Mo! You need to stop being shocked all the time! It's 2022... time aint far for we might be expecting! OHMYGAWD'' and then came in the time/speedster traveller's wife, Mrs Barry in all her glory, almost giving Monica a fit of fury.

''You would have ruined the lasagna right now Tia'' cried Monica

''Well I didnt, Mrs. Flash doesnt make a mistake... Barry just rented me some of his powers''

Just as Monica was about to retort came in Shibani, trying to curb the noise ''Hey there guys! How are you y'all?''

Wanda chirped in, ''I am good... need any help in here?''

''Nita, Anmol, Bee are decorating the room and Veer is helping with balloons... you and Tia should join us in decorating the hall'' and the party went in the living room!

Wanda decorated the house in lilac & pink hues while the others helped or at least tried to be of some help to the mistress of magic.

Chandler entered with a cart of shakes, juices while Lavy followed with a carter of heavenly drinks alcohol.

''Everything done?'' asked Chandler giving a side hug to his wife who had just entered the hall after finishing the work in kitchen.

''Almost. Once we are done with the decor we will bring in the food and cake made by your wife and we are ready to call Papa to bring Mumma with him'' replied Shibani

The microwave timer buzzed announcing that the lasagna was ready and Monica got up enthusiastically to bring in her 'made with love' food for Kifs but as soon as she entered the kitchen she screamed ''This place is a disaster! The food's all splashed up''

Everyone came in rushing to the kitchen and were shocked to see all the pasta on the floor, lasagna all burnt, ice cream tubs upside down, burgers thrown against walls, pizzas with pineapples.

''What Tornado hit this kitchen!'' exclaimed Tiara looking sadly at the broken lighting which was flashing light in small sparks.

Wanda looked at the doors only to find then open and a spark of blue light going away ''Someone has done this on purpose for sure! Look the backdoors are open''

''You are right Wanda! But before catching the culprit can you just fix this mess? It's 11.45 already'' Shibani said being worried about the new mess she had to clean up in 15 mins

''I could dearie but it wont be the same... magic is not natural also now that I see the cake's gone! Magic cant create things made out of love. I had a weird feeling for past 2 days that something was going to be messed up and unfortunately its this party. We gotta find the person behind this to bring back the cake''

''I could follow that spark and bring him here'' Tiara exclaimed getting ready to test her rented Flash skills

Shibani was about to nod but was late! Tiara had already brought in the culprit, a man with curly hair, big eyes and most prominently a wannabe wicked smile.

''Hola people'' said he trying to make an wicked impression but failing to

''Ik this man'' cried Bee ''he is the Yamla Pagla Deewana of Kifs... remember the guy Kifs once slapped? It's him''

''You awful creature! Why are you spoiling her day?'' asked Chandler

''The one who rejects me doesnt get to be happy with others! I will be the only one with who she gets to celebrate her birthday''

''Ab ghodon ke race mein gadhe bhi dodenge?'' giggled Lavy while gulping half of her 2nd bottle

''But why would you steal our cake?'' asked Monica already searching for her biggest knife to take out his guts

''Kifla deserves the best and as much as I hate to admit you make the best one Monica''

''You know our names?'' asked Chandler getting creeped out by this spoilsport, intruder who also turned out to be a stalker.

''Yes Ik 'got the best name' Mr Bing''

Bee scoffed at this, ''Someone named Lord Bobby shouldnt be speaking about names!'' and hi-5ed Chandler.

''Enough of this crap! Tell me where the goddamn cake is or I'll ask Wanda to control your brain'' said Shibani unable to take more of his crap but the evil Lord Bobby just laughed

Shibani looked at Wanda ''Pls do the honours Wanda'' and Wanda gave a sly smile which soon faltered

''I cant control his brain''

''Why?'' asked everyone in union

''I cant control something that doesnt exist'' sighed Wanda but soon her red magic soon met an blue opposition, it was from Bobby, he grinned like the devil!

'' I am something of a wizard of myself'' said he, while revealing the blue runes

''I think you misread something... it for sure wasnt wizard and witches but maybe snitches'' said Wanda spitting red energy blasts ''and if you think this weak runes are a sign of strong witchcraft I'll just say- Honey you should see me in a crown''

Taking advantage of the ongoing war Shibani and Tiara left the house in search of the cake meanwhile the house was being coloured in hues of red and blue.

Chandler, Monica, Lavy Bee Mo started clearing the mess just when Bobby took Billy and Tommy's name and in a moment of weakness she stopped only to be hit by a tickling spell which made her fall on the ground accidentally hitting her head against the counter and passing out.

Just as Bobby was about to take on the other non magical beings his happiness was spoiled ''We found the cake'' echoed in Shibani and Tiara's voice.

Furious Bobby was about to hurl a jar over the cake when Lavy threw her bottle of wine towards him hitting his head. Over-raged he was and threw a chair at Lavy. Everyone gasped and closed their eyes hoping the aim was missed and heard the pleasant tune of a shield whirling, and the words, ''Not my daughter, you son of a bitch'' Everyone's face soon lit up! A body met the floor with a thud while Lavy whistled and Wanda gained back consciousness.

''You are the best Papa'' she exclaimed overjoyed!

''I can do this all day'' grinned Captain Amrika while everyone had a hearty laugh.

Shibani quickly dumped the body at the backyard while everyone cleaned the remaining mess and Steve went to bring the love of his life Peggy oh I mean Kifla down the stairs. Kifla was pleasantly surprised by the 6 flavoured exotic cake and maybe even by the white walls painted red and blue.

WE ARE HERE!!! 🎉🎉🎉

And so is the day finally here! It’s 21st of October! Nope, not just another day in what is said to be the favorite month and season of the man behind Steve Rogers 👀 , but the day our favorite girl was born! 💙

So… Assemble! And join us and Mr Amrika to celebrate the birthday of our beautyful friend and his, Mrs. Amrika.

But before we let the party begin and start dancing as crazy as she dances on all our special days💃, let’s take a few moments to shower all our love on her and treat our birthday girl with some of her favorite peeps…so she can take all the peaks she needs 🙈

Today we celebrate the girl who is so special for so many of us. Today is the day one of the craziest, funniest, feistiest, craziest (have I already said that?) yet the sweetest and warmest person was born, so today is to love and celebrate her, the one who loves and celebrates her loved ones every single day. ♥️

She’s the best person to have on your side, always encouraging and motivating, cheering you on. She’s protective, sometimes overprotective, but that just means she cares more than you’ll ever know. She feels emotions more than anyone else (I know), she gushes if she loves and takes no nonsense if she does not. But that’s what makes her so special and different, she’s unapologetically herself, always, no matter what. She’s crazy and she’s messy, but she knows that and we love that

A little bit more about her?

She is the one who can push you up if you’re feeling low and make it all better with her crazy sense of humour. She is a cool dancer (though it normally means dancing away from the comfort of her bed 👀) and she is the bestest of friends whose right there with you whether the times are good or bad. Just like Chandler, could you BE an even better friend, Kifla? 🥹

She is caring sometimes in her own unconventional way (even if that means to just be an alarm clock for her friends). She’s honest and will always tell you what’s on her mind. She’s unfiltered and someone who life without would be super snoozer, a little bit like Sheldon Cooper 🥰

She is loyal and dependable, the one who values and protects her loved ones over everything. She’s the heart of any friendship and the one who’ll truly be there till the end of time, just like Steve Rogers would do “till the end of the line”! 🖐

But beyond all, she’s the person anybody would be lucky to have in their life! The one we all love so much💓

So here on her birthday, we wish that this amazing human being stays as amazing as herself always! We wish that she continues to love, live and feel emotions to the fullest. ✨ We wish you always be as crazy as you are and never depend on anyone else for entertainment, because our girl knows how to entertain herself any-time of the day🫣 But please still know, you always have us to be crazy and wild with, and share smiles and laughter with! 🫶

So please let’s celebrate and wish our Kifs, Kifla, Kiffi, Mrs Evans, Mrs Amrika or whatever you would call her, a super Happy Birthday 🥹 💙

We all love you, and wish you be the happiest on your special day and everyday to come 🥹🥹🥹

Story: Uday_Shetty

Write-up: Beautyful_Mess

Graphics: Sevenstreaks

Gifs: Original owners

Gif compilation: oye_nahkrewaali and Beautyful_Mess

Message compilation: Beautyful_Mess

And now its time to shower our Kifla with all the love, good luck and happiness that we can wish for!

tournesol

Dear EKD, A Very Happy Birthday to you! 🎉❤️

I can’t believe it, so much time has passed, there are countless memories, and I just don’t know where I should start from! 😂

I am just happy that I came across and made friends with such a kind and warm person like you. No matter how confusing your UN, there is no confusion about the fact that you always remain a gem of a person and a friend. You are a brave and a thoughtful lady, and you are absolutely awesome when you throw your Captain’s shield. I might be a pacifist, but I think this is one of your best qualities🙈 Along with your sweetness and honesty, and copious amounts of love for Evans 🤗 Thank you for always being there. Thank you for always being encouraging, kind and understanding. I can’t believe another whole year has passed by, but I am glad it did not go without witnessing the journey of our friendship. I believe the warmth and good humor that you extend to others is also one of your superpowers (like your shield is), and that warmth originates from the glow of your beautiful heart.

Thank you for suggesting to me more Evans shows/movies to watch. I totally get why you love this adorable man so much. It’s very cute when you light up talking about Evans ❤️ Also thank you for sharing with me craziness for Barry/Flash. 🙈 It feels better to fangirl together 😂 Wish you lots of happiness, and a very very happy birthday! May you have a beautiful day and wonderful year ahead 🎂🎉🤗

Made you something with my newfound skills. I hope you like it.

Once again, a very happy birthday Mrs. America! ❤️🥳

P.S. Don’t act surprised to see me. Of course, I would be there on your birthday 😂

Lots of love,

Tiara

wat_up

Happy birthday 🎊🎂🎁🎉 Kiffu. I wish you the best and hope you have a MARVEL birthday 🥳 🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊 . Enjoy and please save me some 🍰!! Hugs 🤗 and best wishes

Wat_up aka JAS

average-student

Kiffla I am not talented enough to write long essays

you already know what I have to say

make as many relatives and friends here

but it doesn't change that we know each other from dinosaur era

and will be there irrespective of arguments/different views

have a great birthdayenjoy with your loved ones and stay blessed forever.muahhh

Bee222

It's Kifsy ka birthday!!

First of all, here's a little wish from your hubby

Of course, this is the PG-13 version. At home, I'm sure he can wish you in far more... ahem, creative ways, Mrs Evans

(Since my account will most probably be deactivated on that day, I'm ignoring Shibu's request to restrict gifs here 🙈)

Coz on your special day, I wanna wish you...

Love...

Strength...

Friendship...

Laughter...

...and happy little dances, everyday

On your special day...

This is me praying...

That alI your wishes come true

And you're surrounded by people who love you

Always to yourself remain true

Coz you're a beautiful you

Happy Birthday Kifsy

Savera84

Dear Kifah,

Happy Birthday!

Sending all the best to you on you birthday!!

Enjoy the day and year ahead!!!

Cheers..

Majnu_Bhai

Wishing you a very very Happy Birthday Kifah

May the joy that you have spread in the past come back to you on this day, All your wishes & dreams come to reality one by one. Many many returns of the day

Be Strong, Be Healthy, Be Happy

SoniRSippu21

Happy birthday Kiffs, many many happy returns of the day.May you get all the happiness in the world Evans ki Deewani I wish you health, happiness and lots of love this birthday year and many to come. Hope you have an extra special day today , and I hope you are surrounded by love and happiness on this day.

I know we have lost touch with each other and we had so many misunderstanding but we overcame it all and I am glad we are friends again. You are sweet, kind, funny, loyal and protective in nature and you are always there for everyone and you are just a good listener, and its a pleasure to have a friend like you. You are a die hard Friends and Paul Walker and Chris Evans fan and I used to love our talks on Friends, Paul. I hope we catch up again, miss our talks. Anyways always be happy and stay blessed. Happy bday once again. Lots of Love and hugs

Chir-Cute

Happiest birthday, Mrs Evans and my most adorable tharki friend Wishing you lots of love, light, good health and prosperity, always. It's been long since we last chatted but I promise, I'll make it up to you. Nevertheless hope you have a fantastic day with all your favourite people.

Here's a little present for you, all thanks to YouTube. Love you muchos mi amiga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg-HprHtdcI

Just_Say_Cheese

Happy birthday Kiffs

Amekha

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MRS.CAP

Wishing you a day filled with joy and an year filled with happiness. May God bless you a life filled with adventures and love.

I think we met in Alexia's sheep game. It's been more than an year of knowing you and I realised I still don't know your actual name It has always been Mrs.Cap to me 🙈

You're a wonderful human being always offering support and strength to the members when needed. Quick witted and smart with a hilarious sense of humour that might actually rival your elder daughter's 😅

It's been a long time since we last interacted. I've been MIA for a while. I hope you're doing well. Make sure to have lots of fun on your birthday and eat a big cake on behalf of all of us.

Here are birthday wishes from your hubby that I actually stole from Pinterest.

Always stay strong and positive. Once again wishing you a very happy Birthday 🎉🥳. Take care

Uday_Shetty

Wishing you a very very very happy birthday Mumma

On your special day today, I wish you many more years of good health and prosperity.

May all your dreams come true sooner than expected. May your life be filled with radiant smiles and laughter (all credited to Mr.Evans )

Pls dont ever change... stay the beautiful, kind soul you're forever

dont Keep giving us mini heart attacks by bringing in our almost step fathers

All those game threads, bday threads and spamming will always be close to my heart... here's to more such years of friendly banter and *confused map guy* gifs

Hope you're bday is filled with loads of happiness, gifts, cakes and the presence of all your loved ones

P.S- I'll celebrated your bday here by throwing caramelized popcorns on myself

Havaana

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR KIFFU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR KIFFU YOU ARE ONE OF THE SPECIAL FRIEND FROM IF AND MY PERSONAL RADIO I LOVE HOW YOUR VOICE

YOU KNOW WHAT ,YOU ARE FROM THOSE JO MUJHE HAPPY KRNE K LIYE KUCH BHI KAR JATI HAI I STILL REMEMBER JAB TUMNE MERA MODD THEEK KRNE K LIYE SONG GAYA THA

MOREOVER THANK YOU SOO MUCH FOR ALWAYS TAKING STAND FOR ME YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

KIA HOGA HAMARA TUMHARE BINAAAAAAAA

HIUMEIN TUM SE PYAAAR KITNAA YEH HUM NAHI JANTE

MAGAAR TUMHARA KHANA BHI KHA SKTE HAI

BUHT HUA MERA BOLNA BAQI FB CHAT K LIYE SAMBHAL LETI HOO

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

ALLAH BLESS YOU

AIK CHOTA SA GIFT

semantic.error

Happy Birthday Kif! May your coming year be filled with dreams of Chris Evans or Chandler Bings, or whatever personality you are currently channeling! 💙

oye_nakhrewaali

Hey Kifla,

Happy birthday. I know sau baar sun chuke, aur baar hi sahi. I wish you the world and the multiple universes beyond it. Ab unn sabka aap kya karoge yeh mujhe nahi pata, but mil jaaye toh meko moon de Dena.

I never thought I would find someone to love me who isn't my own blood, but I was wrong, because you happened. A wonderful person whose heart is so big that you have it in you to love whole heartedly.

It's a very rare ability, I think ,to be selfless, especially today, but at the same time to know when to draw the line for your sake, and you teach me that. It may sound I am making this about me, but it's only to show how much I learnt from you. In the three (?) years I have known you, you have been nothing but kind to me, even when I might have failed you.

When Anmol posted her write up for the the thread, I thought ki I won't be able to write anything beyond that. Ab kya hi likhu uske baad, she had written everything that there is.

But I want to reiterate how much kind you, and how your loyalty is nothing but inspiration to me. Even thinking of how you teared up when I told you about a bad day I had makes me feel so loved.

And that's all I ask for you, to be loved. Because one who doesn’t feel love cannot know how love feels, and I want you to feel loved and cherished, always.

I hope you live a long and healthy life filled with happiness and challenges, because a passionate woman like you deserves to be challenged, to be reminded of her strengths and a chance to use those strengths.

Todha jyaada dramatic hua, I know, but you know how much I love the drama. So stay happy and hamesha itne hi amazing rehna!

Love,

Shibani

BlurredLines

To my dearest Kifla, Wish you a Very Happy Birthday.. Hope you have an amazing year ahead filled with health and happiness .

It feels like just yesterday when I was so excited about your birthday last year and it been already a year since then. Time does tend to fly faster, can you imagine that it has been already years since we know each other now.

Well it has been years and I still haven't come up with a better way to write a birthday wish . But I know by now you would know this about me as well. So forgive me, Meri Kifla .

On your very special day, Hope you have lots of fun and celebrate the fact you are such a amazing person. Kifla, you are someone I am always in awe of because of how much you care about everyone around you. It is not easy to do so and the fact you are able to do so is a testimony to your kind heart and such a amazing person deserves to have the best birthday .

We both have very different personalities at times. But I am so lucky to have found such a caring and loving friend in you. Words would never be enough to express how much I treasure our friendship . For such a lovely person in my life, I want this birthday to be filled with everything your heart desires. .

With lots of Love

Juanita Reid.

la_Reine

Happy birthday Kifoooo <3

I know its been the longest time since we talked and we have tons of catching up to do...forgive me for this short message please as I have been away from IF but I couldn't miss out on sending a message for you...I promise I will be back with a longer message and also to DJ on your special day

Wishing you happiness, success and everything good in life.

Love,

Hinna

Beautyful_Mess

My Dearest Kiffi 🥹♥️🥑

I have been sitting here for awhile just thinking how can I wish someone who is as special as you are to me on her special day and I honestly don’t think I will ever have enough words but let’s try. Firstly, Happy Birthday My Kiffi ♥️

You are someone who has become an integral part of my life, someone who each day is incomplete without. I can’t imagine a day passing without talking to you and that day must never come please. We laugh together, we cry together, we be crazy together and we can simply be ourselves when we are together. I don’t know how I got so lucky to have bumped into you one day. I could have never thought then that this person who I just had a small interaction with on first meeting will one day become someone who I won’t be able to go a day without, someone who will love and care for me unconditionally, someone who will have a heart that loves and cares beyond words, someone who will become amongst one of the few closest people in my life. I don’t know if I deserve you and your love my Kiffi, but I am grateful and I thank God every single day because I have you. You are someone who somehow knows just the right thing to say in every situation, you know how to make every bad day better, or even if not better, you make sure I don’t go through it alone. You love with your whole heart and are so giving and selfless towards those you love and I am thankful to be one of those people in your life who experiences your warmth, your kindness and your selfless nature. You are someone I didn’t know I needed until you came, and now I don’t remember how life used to be without you. You made everything better. I wish more people get to experience you and the person you are, your loyalty, your selflessness, your love and care because it’s like no other, you are like no other. You deserve the world for what you are to me and other loved ones in your life. I know you don’t want to hear this, but thank you, for simply existing, because you existing makes my world a better place. You always say this but let me say it this time, you are not my friend, you are my Kiffi, my family, you are a part of me and your presence is Priceless to me.

I hope and pray happiness and love follow you everywhere you go. I wish for the best of health for you. I know the past year hasn’t been easy, and there’s nothing more I can wish for you. To simply be happy and healthy, in every single way possible. I hope you spend your special day having all the fun you deserve, and maybe if you can take a few moments out to tell me all that you’re getting up-to🙈 Please just have the most amazing day my Kiffi, be crazy, laugh away and make sure your cheeks hurt by the end of it. Happiest Birthday Mrs Craziness ♥️

With all my love

Priceless 💓

Can this thread please be moved to BWF?

I don’t know how to decorate this place but I wish you a very happy birthday! Please tell us which one of you Chris Evans fan is the real Beautifully_Mess once and for all now, will ya?

Happy birthday, with best wishes.

Have a good one.

One of you please sticky this thread for Lazybiing! Thank you much

Oh of course I have to tag the person with the birthday and the gossip buddies to ramp it up