poetry with police uncle -- the snark version

on request -- the snark version review for the jail episode (#3, ep 582)

-- this episode totally had me in spilts. imlie is bonafide airhead. 🤣

-- what decade are we in where children are not being told of the dangers of drugs?? no one told her that she is not to take anything randomly from strangers??? is she 5 that she will just take whatever some strange man on the street gives her?? what a budhu!!!! 🤦 🤦

-- she went to school in the big city of delhi and thinks "white powder" is headache medicine. didn't she grow up in the village -- what the??????? do the writers think viewers are jokers? people who come from rural districts have more knowledge of our traditional medicine because they tend to take it on a regular basis. so imlie is basically airhead in both city and village -- or maybe it is all pagandiya's fault. the village of hell where people apparently lose their brain? 🙄🙄

-- I can't get over how dumb this female is -- 🤣🤣 is she the FL or the comedy character? 😂

-- first of all, in any natural medicine (siddha / ayurvedha / unani), there is no white powder. since it is all dried fruits or herbs, it is brown. white powder,what nonsense!!!! 🙄🙄🙄

-- natural medicine is all nicely packaged these days and you can get some formulations such as from himalya brand even in regular pharmachies. for headache, you can buy triphala formulation in any pharmacy or khadi store (the govt certified store for rural development) and it comes in powder, tablet as well as syrup formulation.

-- no one would be buying uncertified powder from some random guy in the street. 🤦🤦 if you want natural medicine, you go to a certified practitioner. there are both private as well as government hospitals -- who on earth buys some powder from some shop down the street? which decade are we in???

-- why is this drama mocking all the efforts that go in studying for years and getting an actual degree in natural medicine (and these courses are overlooked by AYUSH ministry). we are having pharma research into natural medicine and it is very much streamlined and properly certified by the govt. there is no random white powder store down the street. who are these writers? someone slap them for being sillly, please!!!!

-- now that I have ranted about white powder, who on earth writes poetry while sitting in the police station?? I died laughing. does imlie think she is there to sightsee and is sitting in some park getting inspired by the banyan tree? and she is sharing her poetry with police uncle who sweetly gave her a pen and pad to write? arrey vaaah! police uncle is too sweet! 😂

-- first time I see a police station scene where literature moment is happening. maybe I watch too much crime patrol where they are all crying or getting beaten up or being asked tough questions. no nice police uncles there with interest in poetry. 🤣

-- then there is atharv, the guy just follows them to the police station -- arrey yaar, what about his concert? such a horrible performer. no one spend 10K to listen to this fella. he will make you feel like an idiot for spending 10K where random people listen to it for free and to top it off, he will end the concert early. paisa not vasool!!! also, isn't he overpriced? do local performers charge 10K for tickets? 🤓

-- I find papa atharv's scowling rather hilarious. please, make snarky comments and you will be added to my fav character list. 😆

-- and what happened to their car and driver? is he still parked at the concert grounds? why are they walking on the road?

-- who takes lift from some guy you just met? that too sansakari FL who is scared of crowds? so you are petrified of large gatherings but not afraid to get into the car of a random stranger? 🙄 yea, that makes a lot of sense. that too, you will sit in the front seat with some guy you just met instead of sitting in the back seat with your sister? why? why? why? not like cheeni occuping the whole backseat there.

-- final question-- I want to know if anyone's dupatta has ever flown in the wind in real life? 😂 😉

She is ridiculous. Makes me appreciate imlie 1.0 more , hee naïveté in regards to city ways in early days was charming rather than the way this one makes me feel

Originally posted by: mango.falooda

on request -- the snark version review for the jail episode (#3, ep 582)

-- this episode totally had me in spilts. imlie is bonafide airhead. 😆🤣

-- what decade are we in where children are not being told of the dangers of drugs?? no one told her that she is not to take anything randomly from strangers??? is she 5 that she will just take whatever some strange man on the street gives her?? what a budhu!!!! 🤦 🤦

-- she went to school in the big city of delhi and thinks "white powder" is headache medicine. didn't she grow up in the village -- what the??????? do the writers think viewers are jokers? people who come from rural districts have more knowledge of our traditional medicine because they tend to take it on a regular basis. so imlie is basically airhead in both city and village -- or maybe it is all pagandiya's fault. the village of hell where people apparently lose their brain? 🙄🙄

-- I can't get over how dumb this female is -- 🤣🤣 is she the FL or the comedy character? 😂

-- first of all, in any natural medicine (siddha / ayurvedha / unani), there is no white powder. since it is all dried fruits or herbs, it is brown. white powder,what nonsense!!!! 🙄🙄🙄

-- natural medicine is all nicely packaged these days and you can get some formulations such as from himalya brand even in regular pharmachies. for headache, you can buy triphala formulation in any pharmacy or khadi store (the govt certified store for rural development) and it comes in powder, tablet as well as syrup formulation.

-- no one would be buying uncertified powder from some random guy in the street. 🤦🤦 if you want natural medicine, you go to a certified practitioner. there are both private as well as government hospitals -- who on earth buys some powder from some shop down the street? which decade are we in???

-- why is this drama mocking all the efforts that go in studying for years and getting an actual degree in natural medicine (and these courses are overlooked by AYUSH ministry). we are having pharma research into natural medicine and it is very much streamlined and properly certified by the govt. there is no random white powder store down the street. who are these writers? someone slap them for being sillly, please!!!!

-- now that I have ranted about white powder, who on earth writes poetry while sitting in the police station?? I died laughing. does imlie think she is there to sightsee and is sitting in some park getting inspired by the banyan tree? and she is sharing her poetry with police uncle who sweetly gave her a pen and pad to write? arrey vaaah! police uncle is too sweet! 😂

-- first time I see a police station scene where literature moment is happening. maybe I watch too much crime patrol where they are all crying or getting beaten up or being asked tough questions. no nice police uncles there with interest in poetry. 🤣

-- then there is atharv, the guy just follows them to the police station -- arrey yaar, what about his concert? such a horrible performer. no one spend 10K to listen to this fella. he will make you feel like an idiot for spending 10K where random people listen to it for free and to top it off, he will end the concert early. paisa not vasool!!! also, isn't he overpriced? do local performers charge 10K for tickets? 🤓

-- I find papa atharv's scowling rather hilarious. please, make snarky comments and you will be added to my fav character list. 😆

-- and what happened to their car and driver? is he still parked at the concert grounds? why are they walking on the road?

-- who takes lift from some guy you just met? that too sansakari FL who is scared of crowds? so you are petrified of large gatherings but not afraid to get into the car of a random stranger? 🙄 yea, that makes a lot of sense. that too, you will sit in the front seat with some guy you just met instead of sitting in the back seat with your sister? why? why? why? not like cheeni occuping the whole backseat there.

-- final question-- I want to know if anyone's dupatta has ever flown in the wind in real life? 😂 😉

This was HILARIOUS!! Especially the nice police uncle part 🤣🤣

Yeah this Imlie sounds totally dishaheen...I think Gul's idea is to show that the mother couldn't stop poking her nose in everyone's business and then trying to be mahaan about it and the daughter will just breeze through life, writing poems about the wind that is carrying her. Meanwhile, life will keep happening to her, and then one day, like her mother, she will remember humra haq kaha hai? Cheeni Didi ki mummy ne bola waisa chheen loongi!! 😆

And no, my dupatta has never flown in the wind because I don't want to get effing choked because it got caught in some passing bike or pole 🤣 inke dupatte toh sirf hero ke wristwatch mein atakte hai, aur humare cycle ki chain mein...

This is Comedy night with Gul in the real sense🤣🤣🤣

I laughed so loud reading the post that my colleague came down to my desk asking if I am alright🤣🤣

Still I am laughing like an idiot🤣🤣

Hum to dupatta pehente hi nahi hai. To hawa se udhne ka kaam bhi nahi.😎😎

PS: After reading the post, one question I have. We had a 18 year leap, right. So it is supposed to be 2040. Still nothing changed, rather BG degraded. Is this the way people going to behave in 2040? 2040 mein cotton salwar and dupatta kaon pehenega?☺️☺️

Or should we assume, Imlie S1 happened in 1997-2004 period?

Hum confusiya gaye hai

Originally posted by: focus7

She is ridiculous. Makes me appreciate imlie 1.0 more , hee naïveté in regards to city ways in early days was charming rather than the way this one makes me feel

imlie 1.0 at times annoyed me but one thing I appreciated was that she was street smart and knew how to survive and look out for herself. there was no "I am from village, I am uneducated" whining.

imlie 2.0 grew up in the city. just because she went to a municipal school, she has no brains. is that even believable? 🙄

only conclusion is that this girl has a few brain cells missing.

Originally posted by: kalegirl

This was HILARIOUS!! Especially the nice police uncle part 🤣🤣

Yeah this Imlie sounds totally dishaheen...I think Gul's idea is to show that the mother couldn't stop poking her nose in everyone's business and then trying to be mahaan about it and the daughter will just breeze through life, writing poems about the wind that is carrying her. Meanwhile, life will keep happening to her, and then one day, like her mother, she will remember humra haq kaha hai? Cheeni Didi ki mummy ne bola waisa chheen loongi!! 😆

And no, my dupatta has never flown in the wind because I don't want to get effing choked because it got caught in some passing bike or pole 🤣 inke dupatte toh sirf hero ke wristwatch mein atakte hai, aur humare cycle ki chain mein...

this makes me feel so much better. here I was wondering what my life has come down to that my dupatta has never flown in the wind. 😆

🤣

Ok I'm dying at the ridiculousness. But anyways comedy is also a good genre so maybe people will tune in for laughs? Idk 🤷

Originally posted by: Lethamukund

This is Comedy night with Gul in the real sense🤣🤣🤣

I laughed so loud reading the post that my colleague came down to my desk asking if I am alright🤣🤣

Still I am laughing like an idiot🤣🤣

Hum to dupatta pehente hi nahi hai. To hawa se udhne ka kaam bhi nahi.😎😎

PS: After reading the post, one question I have. We had a 18 year leap, right. So it is supposed to be 2040. Still nothing changed, rather BG degraded. Is this the way people going to behave in 2040? 2040 mein cotton salwar and dupatta kaon pehenega?☺️☺️

Or should we assume, Imlie S1 happened in 1997-2004 period?

Hum confusiya gaye hai

it is some sort of time freeze in imlie land where it is 2020-2022 all the time. 😆 so don't look for futuristic inspirations or improvements. instead, everyone is exactly where they are with things happening in the loop. 😂

maybe I should correct that. imlie 1.0 folks had more brains. all these folks in imlie 2.0 have gone backwards in time when everyone was so innocent, pure and naive. 🙄 🙄🙄 so time goes backwards in imlieland I guess. 🤷

Originally posted by: mango.falooda

on request -- the snark version review for the jail episode (#3, ep 582)

-- this episode totally had me in spilts. imlie is bonafide airhead. 🤣

-- what decade are we in where children are not being told of the dangers of drugs?? no one told her that she is not to take anything randomly from strangers??? is she 5 that she will just take whatever some strange man on the street gives her?? what a budhu!!!! 🤦 🤦

-- she went to school in the big city of delhi and thinks "white powder" is headache medicine. didn't she grow up in the village -- what the??????? do the writers think viewers are jokers? people who come from rural districts have more knowledge of our traditional medicine because they tend to take it on a regular basis. so imlie is basically airhead in both city and village -- or maybe it is all pagandiya's fault. the village of hell where people apparently lose their brain? 🙄🙄

-- I can't get over how dumb this female is -- 🤣🤣 is she the FL or the comedy character? 😂

-- first of all, in any natural medicine (siddha / ayurvedha / unani), there is no white powder. since it is all dried fruits or herbs, it is brown. white powder,what nonsense!!!! 🙄🙄🙄

-- natural medicine is all nicely packaged these days and you can get some formulations such as from himalya brand even in regular pharmachies. for headache, you can buy triphala formulation in any pharmacy or khadi store (the govt certified store for rural development) and it comes in powder, tablet as well as syrup formulation.

-- no one would be buying uncertified powder from some random guy in the street. 🤦🤦 if you want natural medicine, you go to a certified practitioner. there are both private as well as government hospitals -- who on earth buys some powder from some shop down the street? which decade are we in???

-- why is this drama mocking all the efforts that go in studying for years and getting an actual degree in natural medicine (and these courses are overlooked by AYUSH ministry). we are having pharma research into natural medicine and it is very much streamlined and properly certified by the govt. there is no random white powder store down the street. who are these writers? someone slap them for being sillly, please!!!!

-- now that I have ranted about white powder, who on earth writes poetry while sitting in the police station?? I died laughing. does imlie think she is there to sightsee and is sitting in some park getting inspired by the banyan tree? and she is sharing her poetry with police uncle who sweetly gave her a pen and pad to write? arrey vaaah! police uncle is too sweet! 😂

-- first time I see a police station scene where literature moment is happening. maybe I watch too much crime patrol where they are all crying or getting beaten up or being asked tough questions. no nice police uncles there with interest in poetry. 🤣

-- then there is atharv, the guy just follows them to the police station -- arrey yaar, what about his concert? such a horrible performer. no one spend 10K to listen to this fella. he will make you feel like an idiot for spending 10K where random people listen to it for free and to top it off, he will end the concert early. paisa not vasool!!! also, isn't he overpriced? do local performers charge 10K for tickets? 🤓

-- I find papa atharv's scowling rather hilarious. please, make snarky comments and you will be added to my fav character list. 😆

-- and what happened to their car and driver? is he still parked at the concert grounds? why are they walking on the road?

-- who takes lift from some guy you just met? that too sansakari FL who is scared of crowds? so you are petrified of large gatherings but not afraid to get into the car of a random stranger? 🙄 yea, that makes a lot of sense. that too, you will sit in the front seat with some guy you just met instead of sitting in the back seat with your sister? why? why? why? not like cheeni occuping the whole backseat there.

-- final question-- I want to know if anyone's dupatta has ever flown in the wind in real life? 😂 😉

One more point - is this Atharva a DJ or a rockstar...I have never heard a DJ (who doesn't also sing) have a roadshow concert. And definitely not in the day time. Or is my knowledge of "cool stuff" low?

Originally posted by: kalegirl

One more point - is this Atharva a DJ or a rockstar...I have never heard a DJ (who doesn't also sing) have a roadshow concert. And definitely not in the day time. Or is my knowledge of "cool stuff" low?

kekeke...good point. but like you, my knowledge of "cool stuff" may be outdated. 😆

maybe atharva is trying to market himself to kids with strong curfews and therefore has concerts in the day out of kindness. 😂