Compositions on a whim - Shayri/banter special thread - Page 7

Composition #32

By Shivanyasingh and Physics girl.

Italics- Shivanyasingh

Bold - Physics girl.

Meety samjhane me ho rahi h fail

Kyoki meetwa ka dimaag lene gya h tel

Fir v dono beheno mai ho rahe hai khel,

Kaun karega lifetime is dumb pati ko jhel🤣🤣

Do behene chahte h ki wo le dumb pati ko jhel

Inko pta nhi babita aunty khel rahi h kya khel 😂😂😂

Udhar Ravi nahi chor Raha hai Sunaina ka peecha banke tail,

Par Sunaina ne usse khub sunaya ki nikal Jaa mere zindagi se leke rail,

Properties k baare mai sunke Masoom Hui pale,

Pray Karo ki jaldi ho jaye Tej bhaiyya healthy and well.

Khane me crispy h pappad

Masum di ko pad gya thappad

😂😂😂

Pata chal gaya Masoom ko Sunaina is not frail,

Thappad k shock mai wo chabate reh gaye apne nail🤣🤣🤣.

Thappad s hua masum di ko anxiety

Meetwa dekh ke shocked top size ka nighty

😂😂🤣

Haan shocked tha ladka, usse samajh nahi aaya matter,

Babita ka breakfast spoil kar dia Ragini ne spill karke water.😂😂😂😂😂😂

Babita aunty meety ko karti h mock

Manusi didi ho gyi h packet cheen k shock

😂😂😂

MeetA ka abhi tak hai brain block,

Because hamare MH ne kar dia rock😂.

Meety h humari smart

Aate h usse Dil jeetne ka art

Manusi didi ka kya kehna

Kunnu leke bhaga unka gehna

😂😂😂😂😂

Phorna Jo hai usse Mannu didi ka bhanda,😆😆😆

Isliye MeetH ko hai ab Kunal ko dhundna,🤭🤭

Milne par parega uspar khub Sara danda,🤕🤕

Inn sab k bich anwyei hi faas Gaya MA namak confused Banda.😲😲😯😯

😆😆😆

Kunnu kb aaega y Hume ni pta

Meetwa soch rha h

Meety ne mangayi nighty

isme uski kya khata

😂😂😂😂

Kab pata chalega Hooda's ko Kunal is MA's brother,

Aur ye v ki HM pe Manushi se hone wali thi apni behen ka murder,

Properties ko divide karne mai RV nahi tha fair,

Teeno bacche hai usme equal heir,

At least dete unko apne opinions karne ko share,

RV beware, ye sab kar dega tumhare family bonds ko tear,

Tej - MH k bond hai kitni pure,

Ummid na haro Tej jald hi ho jayega cure.😁😁

Composition #33- Mac15

Add one more line to Ishq wala love…

Bori wala love.. 🥰

Agar oosme se chawal nikla,

Fir bhi mujhko hai kiss krna..

Bori wala love 💕

Composition#34 - by Physics_girl

Meet BTS mai dekh k ek khatiya,

Hum sab forum wasis gaye sathiyaan,

Shuru kar d humne uspe karni bakwaas ghatiya,

Holi mai pee k bhaang,

Puri karegi Meets romance k maang,

Dar hai kahi tut na jaye Khatiya k taang,

Nashe mai toh aate hai sabmai Josh,

Lekin hamein chahiye tha romance when they are in hosh,

Rang mai dubi karenge sab dance,

Saath mai thode thode sweet romance,

Bich Mai aake ek dhamki Vara khat,

Laga degi MH k mood ka watt,

Thoda slow Karo episodes, chutegi nahi koi train,

Kuch din baaksh do Meets ko from continuous pain.

Composition#35 -by Physics_girl

Shayari on the Meet villains.

Manushi thi toh badi pyaari patakha,

Lekin lalach ke kaaran tu sach k raste se bhatka,

Shaadi-shuda hoke v phir karne gayi thi shaadi,

Lekin yehi kaaran ban k aayi teri barbaadi,

Kunal hai ham sabke favourite jijaji,

Uski necklace chori se hi Hui Meets k pehle dosti ,

Aur ussi k paise chori se paida hui Meets k bich galat fehmi,

Masoom hai toh hamare pyaare MA k behen,

Lekin inke chillati awaaz ab nahi hote hai sehen,

Laalach Mai toh kurban kar hi di thi apne bete,

Pata nahi fir v isko thodi v nahi akal aate,

Babita ko thi pehle chillane ki bimari,

Ab lagta hai Sunaina ne ye aadat le li udhaari,

Ek ko nahi dikhai deti thi apne beton k aage kuch v,

Aur ek toh nahi dikhti bacche Ram-Lakhan k maasoomiyat v,

Ram Uncle k naam toh hai bade pavitra,

Lekin bilkul match nahi hote naamse unke Sharittra,

Iccha toh nahi tha unko karne ko koi crime,

Lekin limit cross karte hi jaa rahe hai wo with time,

Baalon k matter mai bade sensitive hai Hawa,

Lekin police ke naam pe hai ek bada sa kala dhaappa,

Issko aadat hai mauke milte hi khub naachna,

Ek hi baar Mai ban gaya ye Razia k deewana,

Shanty hai Amir bigde aulad with father rich,

Lekin uske morals or harkate hai bilkul neech,

Deserve nahi karte wo Isha se karne ko Sadaai,

Isske asli chehra sabke saamne Lana is a big tough ladraai,

Sabse khatarnaak toh hai hamare Mama,

Babita ka bhai, naam hai uska Abhay Rana,

Ye hai asli murderer of Ashok Hooda,

Naajane kab hatega unke kaandse parda,

SI saahiba jaldi kholo iske sab kaale chitte,

Iski asli jagah sirf hai jail k salaakhon k piche.

Originally posted by: Jugnu21

Composition #27

Author - NikkiGarg

Cue given by Mehraan - Tej Ahlawat taking a stand and leaving the house with Sunaina and MH (Imaginary)

Meet Ahlawat- Tej veere ruko .. aap apni biwi ko le ja re ho… meri wali ko kyu le ja re ho…

Tej- ye to Mom, Masoom and Manushi se puch…

is M-cube ne meri dost ka jeena mushkil kr rkha h… and tu bs khade khade chup chaap sunta rhta h…

Raj- are beta aisa ni h… meri bahu meri betiya h..

Tej- pr ap Mom k number 1 fan h .. or unke aage aap b kuch ni bol pate ..

Babita- Tej beta .. tum apni mom ko in ldkiyo k liye chd kr ja re ho…

Tej- Mom, phli baat ye ldkiya ni h .. 1 meri biwi h and dusri meri behen… so please aap roz roz inki insult ni kr skti… or because you guys can’t quit it.. to mai le ja ra hu dono ko..

Meet Ahlawat - Tej veere .. na mai apko Meet ko le jane dunga na apko jane dunga… biwi h meri wo .. or ap mere dil ka tukda…Meet smjhao na Tej veere ko..

Tej- to roz jo mom in dono ko sunati h .. tb tuje ye yaad ni ata.. now we are leaving.. tu rh Mom k sath.. and dhyan rkhna sbka … atleast ye to kr hi lena… or kuch to hua ni tujse …

and the trio leaves …

Kya imagine Kiya tha ki Tej stand lega😂

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Kya imagine Kiya tha ki Tej stand lega😂

Tej stand lega reminds me of that iconic dialogue by Rakhi in karan-arjun “mera beta ayega … 🤣“

hm hopes hi krte rh gye ye kuch bola hi ni ….

Originally posted by: Jugnu21

Tej stand lega reminds me of that iconic dialogue by Rakhi in karan-arjun “mera beta ayega … 🤣“

hm hopes hi krte rh gye ye kuch bola hi ni ….

Hopes hi karte reh gaye ki improve hoga. Ya we will leave.

Abhi khud k baaton ko dekh kar hi hasi aa rahe hai 😂

Originally posted by: Jugnu21

Composition #27

Author - NikkiGarg

Cue given by Mehraan - Tej Ahlawat taking a stand and leaving the house with Sunaina and MH (Imaginary)

Meet Ahlawat- Tej veere ruko .. aap apni biwi ko le ja re ho… meri wali ko kyu le ja re ho…

Tej- ye to Mom, Masoom and Manushi se puch…

is M-cube ne meri dost ka jeena mushkil kr rkha h… and tu bs khade khade chup chaap sunta rhta h…

Raj- are beta aisa ni h… meri bahu meri betiya h..

Tej- pr ap Mom k number 1 fan h .. or unke aage aap b kuch ni bol pate ..

Babita- Tej beta .. tum apni mom ko in ldkiyo k liye chd kr ja re ho…

Tej- Mom, phli baat ye ldkiya ni h .. 1 meri biwi h and dusri meri behen… so please aap roz roz inki insult ni kr skti… or because you guys can’t quit it.. to mai le ja ra hu dono ko..

Meet Ahlawat - Tej veere .. na mai apko Meet ko le jane dunga na apko jane dunga… biwi h meri wo .. or ap mere dil ka tukda…Meet smjhao na Tej veere ko..

Tej- to roz jo mom in dono ko sunati h .. tb tuje ye yaad ni ata.. now we are leaving.. tu rh Mom k sath.. and dhyan rkhna sbka … atleast ye to kr hi lena… or kuch to hua ni tujse …

and the trio leaves …

Itne saare dialogs dekhkar it will be Tej's turn to have a panic attack

Originally posted by: Anjureads

Itne saare dialogs dekhkar it will be Tej's turn to have a panic attack

Tej only comes for time pass in the sets 😂😂😂.

Isse accha hai na Tejaina ko RL k saath trip PE bhej do. Kam kharcha honge.

Aur isse v aacha hai hill station pe bhej do aur landslide mai dabakar maar do.

Mourning dikha k Dragging ka mauka v mil jaayega aur wese v inn sare characters ki ab toh zaroorat v nahi hai story mai. Actors will be free to do new projects.

Originally posted by: Physics_girl

Yes abhi shayad adha hai. Pata v nahi Kab complete hoga😃

You know it is feeling khali khali without an episode today.🤣

Ek waqt thha aisa bhi....

Ab lage sare episodes mann pe bhaari

Baithke dekhne ki nahi hai himmat

Koi karo iss naye writer ki brain ki marammat