Ek aadmi darvaze par GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Aadmi: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
aadmi: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I'd love u no matter
who left you the money!
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Accounts student ki gaali:-
Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,
tu paida kion howa ?