The Ten "How to Not Lose a (Fake) Wife" Commandments

1. Thou shall not hoodwink thy employee's kid brother and demand marriage as a ransom. Thou shall not blow up cars to break her mental resistance.
   
2. Thou shall not employ thy wife as the domestic help without paying her. Thou shall not give her a shanty corner of the house to inhabitat. Thou shall always give thy (fake) wife a bed and sleep on the couch thyself.
   
3. Thou shall not, for the love of God, marry thy girlfriend-of-seven-years-cum-half-saali in front of thy wife as a proxy of therapy
   
4. Thou shall not, after months of marriage to richer girlfriend, fall in love with the teenaged-wife-cum-domestic help. Not everyone loves the boss-employee trope.
5. Thou shall not allow the ex-wife-cum-half saali to intrude into your space.
6. Thou shall not perjure by erasing evidence from a subjudice case. Thou shall not expect thy teenaged wife to raise thy child begotten of her half-sister. Thou shall not accuse thy wife of murder.
   
7. Thou shall not accuse your estranged wife of sleeping with her employer while getting married to her half-sister for the second time.
8. Thou shall legally divorce your pregnant wife before pursuing her half-sister-cum-thy - ex-wife-cum-ex-employee.
   
9. Thou shall not expect your ex-wife-cum-ex-employee-cum-current-half-saali to come back to thee without penance and recaliberation of thy self-importance.
   
10. Thou shall not exploit your (fake) wife's trigger to obstruct her self-destruction. Thou shall not turn thyself into a dummy opponent for thy (fake) wife to shadowbox. Thou shall not c-ckblock thyself by obfuscating and confounding her importance to thee to thy (fake) wife for each time she seeks an assurance from thee.
    

Originally posted by: Deltablues

1. Thou shall not, after months of marriage to richer girlfriend, fall in love with the teenaged-wife-cum-domestic help. Not everyone loves the boss-employee trope

Why does this looks like a leaf taken out of lust stories script .

Disclaimer : this is not bashing just a Lil bit of curiosity 😊

6. Attempt to murder 👍🏼

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Why is number 1 here 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Deltablues

Thou shall not expect your ex-wife-cum-ex-employee-cum-current-half-saali to come back to thee without penance and recaliberation of thy self-importance.

Hum galat kab the?

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Originally posted by: aye-masakalii

Why is number 1 here 🤣🤣

If you know, you know. 🤣

Originally posted by: aye-masakalii

Why is number 1 here 🤣🤣

Because commandments are aesthetically and practically universal in applicability.

Enlightening!!! 🙌

Ah! Divine rules to be followed strictly. ❤️

9. Had me 🤧🤧 truly eye opener !

Originally posted by: -Sarcy-

If you know, you know. 🤣

I do know, I just wonder if I know correctly 😂😂