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Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

March 14th, 2022

Effective Immediately :

1) All children under the age of 12 are no longer permitted to enter the mandir.

We are happy to offer complimentary child care services in the basement of the mandir on a first come, first served basis helmed by our very own Komal and Ruchi. Please remind your little one to refer to them respectfully as Ma'am/Miss/Auntie.

2) Upon arrival you may be randomly selected for a background check* before being permitted to enter the mandir. This is for the safety of all patrons and our staff. We kindly ask that you provide full disclosure to the security located at the entrance.

* We reserve the right to request proof of age, verification of sanity, criminal record(s), academic records (including but not limited to suspensions, expulsions, canes). Our background checks may request character references from all or a a combination of the following : head of hostel(s), ex-intimate partners, aunties, uncles, foothpath fellows and gang members.

Your in Lust,

💪🏼 💒

Donation box located left at the entrance. 🙏🏼

Originally posted by: shriz

you shouldn't have cropped his better half...what if he becomes angry

Originally posted by: shriz

i don't like the tattoo.Period :(

Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

forehead tattoo - he’s been branded.

Originally posted by: Koms9

thanks Ali, u have a kind heart.

Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

March 14th, 2022

Effective Immediately :

1) All children under the age of 12 are no longer permitted to enter the mandir.

We are happy to offer complimentary child care services in the basement of the mandir on a first come, first served basis helmed by our very own Komal and Ruchi. Please remind your little one to refer to them respectfully as Ma'am/Miss/Auntie.

2) Upon arrival you may be randomly selected for a background check* before being permitted to enter the mandir. This is for the safety of all patrons and our staff. We kindly ask that you provide full disclosure to the security located at the entrance.

* We reserve the right to request proof of age, verification of sanity, criminal record(s), academic records (including but not limited to suspensions, expulsions, canes). Our background checks may request character references from all or a a combination of the following : head of hostel(s), ex-intimate partners, aunties, uncles, foothpath fellows and gang members.

Your in Lust,

💪🏼 💒

Donation box located left at the entrance. 🙏🏼

Originally posted by: Koms9

OMG. 🤣Why do I feel this is for a targeted audience. Was there some kinda disturbance in the mandir in past couple of days? Do we need extra security guards, I can hire a security company to protect the mandir, just say the word Ali.

Go to page 16 and see what that sweet little blessing from the divine gods did. 😊

She’s been ringing the bell for 2 hours. Randomly. 😊 😊

When I found her, she was going from piece to piece and sharing her unsolicited opinion with the other patrons. 😊😊😊.

i've received 7 complaints in the last 2 hours about this unsupervised little girl

Im still trying to locate her parents… it's been 17 hours. i dont think they are coming back.

Originally posted by: Koms9

OMG. 🤣Why do I feel this is for a targeted audience. Was there some kinda disturbance in the mandir in past couple of days? Do we need extra security guards, I can hire a security company to protect the mandir, just say the word Ali.

Originally posted by: BaAZiGar0

March 14th, 2022

Effective Immediately :

1) All children under the age of 12 are no longer permitted to enter the mandir.

We are happy to offer complimentary child care services in the basement of the mandir on a first come, first served basis helmed by our very own Komal and Ruchi. Please remind your little one to refer to them respectfully as Ma'am/Miss/Auntie.

2) Upon arrival you may be randomly selected for a background check* before being permitted to enter the mandir. This is for the safety of all patrons and our staff. We kindly ask that you provide full disclosure to the security located at the entrance.

* We reserve the right to request proof of age, verification of sanity, criminal record(s), academic records (including but not limited to suspensions, expulsions, canes). Our background checks may request character references from all or a a combination of the following : head of hostel(s), ex-intimate partners, aunties, uncles, footpath fellows and gang members.

Your in Lust,

💪🏼 💒

Donation box located left at the entrance. 🙏🏼

I'm glad the trustees of the mandir have taken swift action to make attempts to restore order in the temple. This new notice was much needed. The din of the tolling bells over the past couple of days had become unbearable. The rumble of discontent in the neighbourhood was beginning to reach global mods' ears. And that would be the death knell for this hallowed space. It was giving me "it tolls for thee" vibes.

While this notice will invoke exactly the opposite reaction in said under 12's, as has been the case since time immemorial, Komal and I will attempt to divert their attention with a special pyaar tactic which we have been working on for a decade. We haven't found a naam for it yet, but I know it will capture their attention and keep them khush. At least the jalebis will. Thank you for providing us with a platform to carry over our SKD to AD.

In the interest of full disclosure, I would like to confess that Komal is not fully dialled into it as yet, but has kindly agreed to go along in view of my (manic) zeal.

I hope and pray that the comprehensive checks you intend carrying out will prevent further sullying of the sanctity of the temple.

Could I please confirm that Komal and I have a free pass to wander peacefully after closing hours. You had mentioned it as one of the perks being offered to all volunteers. In the interest of avoiding future MU's could we please have that in writing. Thank you.

A word of advice before I sign off, since you have been so accommodating, I wouldn't keep the existing security guard if I were you. He may be able to ward off pests with a mere flaring of a nostril and a flash of a throbbing vein, but he's also assuming the contents of the donation box are his by haq.

Yours in pyaar,