Mahapurush💁🏼 - Page 17

Originally posted by: shriz

tu hina ki spokes person hai kya🤔

Mai us se pange le rahi hu reply tu de rahi

Tujhe to mai dost maanti hu but shayad tu nahi manti 😪

Oye shant ho ja drama company

Main kisi ki spoke person nae hu

Aur haan pange dosto k saath hi liye jate h 😘

Originally posted by: shriz

nahi mummy mummy kar k ro rahi thi🙄

Uff yahi to galti ki. Maa bolna chahiya tha na!

Originally posted by: ayushijindal

Shri ek genuine question h sachi

Tu lunch dinner me sarcasm khati h kya 🤣

#GareebiMaxPro

no ur not too harsh..he’s an extremist. being with a man lile that would be boring af.

Originally posted by: ayushijindal

Oye shant ho ja drama company

Main kisi ki spoke person nae hu

Aur haan pange dosto k saath hi liye jate h 😘

Originally posted by: shriz

Shakal to dhanki bana le. Isme b chidchidi 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: SmithaRam

🤣Later, there will be an article that says, "50's is the new 30's for women"😆

“50s is the new 30s for women…we are 30 with 20years of experience” 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Fighter03

I did it. I switched this crap off. 😂😂😂
Didn’t see the episode but saw some clips on insta.

Anuj ki khopdi me problem hai. Anupama ki to khopdi hi problem hai. 🤣
Ye pyaar nahi, laziness of writers hai.
Ye show dekhne se ab sirf BP badhta hai.

Choose your health, watch something happy

I will start watching again if it gets sensible again 😃

Fanfiction likh do na friends, uss pe guzaara kar lenge ☺️

bold- Sam dude stop 🤣

itna paisa mein itnaich milenge😆

Originally posted by: hinz

this is how I would have liked aaj ka scene

Anuj is about to dose off when Anu walks in looking all tensed...

Anuj: Anu tum agayi? kya hua sab thik hai?

Anu: Anuj I’m bohot bohot bohot sorri that I...

Anuj: arey Anu mai tumse isliye pyaar karta hoon kyuki tum, tum ho, you live for your family and thats what I like about you, please dont ever change..

Anu: are you effing kidding me right now? if I knew I was coming home to more bhashan I would have stayed back and given some of my own...dude stop being another me, I have enough insecurities to deal with already

Anuj: accha sorry I wont try any more bhashans, chalo let me light some candles and we can have our dinner date, I even cooked your favourite dishes

Anu: Anuj stop mucking around will you, I’d have rather grabbed a burger on my way here if I was coming for food...tell me whats for dessert?

Anuj is confused

Anu: Oh God, this man... do I have to spell it out now?

She points to the bed and says come on lets see how fast you are at stripping down and why the hell are you even wearing any clothes when I’m around? huh? ..I would have much preferred you in a wife beater waiting for me on the bed with bedroom eyes not at the dinner table like a sissy

Anuj: sorry Anu, I’m ready to be punished🧎🏽‍♂️

Anu: well you better be, I have a lot of catching up to do ON you...

Phone rings and its Vanraj calling

Anu: ah that darn moochad again, when the hell will he stop obsessing over me that freak!

Anuj: (in nothing but boxers) shall I answer the phone for you?

Anu: yeah just say I’ll come after a quickie and for Pete’s sake get into bed will you? or would you like it on the dinner table? actually thats pretty kinky and I like...

Anuj steps out of his boxers meekly...

Anu: Dude, I aint got bare time like you, I’ve got a busy life you know...would you pack that roll for me 😋🤣

dunno what got into me there🙈🙈🙈

Arey baap re... itni bhadaas... aj to dil halka lag raha hoga na...

Padha de ye bhawna ko aur bol in agar TRP chahiye to kuch twist turns lane honge n isse unexpected twist kya honge...

Just go for it...

Anuj only in boxers.. must be a sight to behold

Originally posted by: shriz

i got the option hina ya anupama

Guess what i chose anupama❤️