Ok I wrote this in EDT thread ainwayi… ab pura OS likh hi dia to paste kr ri hu yha.. I am lazy and can only write on a whim.. it won’t be that good but just posting it in case anyone would like to read …as in EDT, there is a good chance that it may get lost
socho by some twist.. Meetwa smj jaye.. by joining the dots together..
MA (to himself) : Akhir kehna kya chahti ti Meet, phle wo dumb charades… she was talking about night and then playing with her dress… kya mtlb ho skta h … (in deep thoughts) … night … dress … night dress 😳 ? is it possible she was talking about night dress .. or wo kya ta chaand makhi… Makhi .. makhi … kon si makhi.. housefly ya honeybee? Honeybee… chaand… chaand mtlb moon … honeymoon…
… he was confused and then his gaze fell on the magazine… she was showing something in this magazine… he opened the same page where on right side was the helmet… now he looked at the left side and there it is… Baby doll sheer bridal night wear …
MA ( thinking and gulping) does she mean honeymoon wali night dress ? pr kyu maang ri h wo ye dress? … kahi wo hmare relationship ko next level pr to ni le jana chahti… ya fir se mom ne usse kuch kaha? kya wo ready h? kya mai ready hu? ya mai galat soch rha hu… Meet beta agr is bar galat hua or dress dekh kr bhadak gyi wo to fir se kick pdegi last time ki tarah … 1 kaam krta hu usse hi puchta hu… he was about to call for her but then some evil idea struck his brain… he smirked … and placed the order for the dress… he decided to talked to her at night …
At night he hid the dress and saw she was still in deep thoughts… and nervously pacing in the room,..
MA to himself : ab maza ayega …
MA : kya hua Meet … aise kyu ghoom ri ho.. kuch kehna h…
MH ( murmurs to herself) kehna to h … pr tu bhonduraam h smj kaha ra h ?
MA (getting more and more sure) : kya kehna h bolo…
MH: wo kuch na .. rhne de tu … tu na smjhega …
MA; kya ni smjhuga .. smjhao to sahi…
MH: k smjhau … subah se tanne kuch bolne ka try kr ri hu .. pr tu h k kuch smjta hi ni h…
MA: acha fir se try kro 1 bar… kya pta is bar smj hi jau… MH was thinking how to convey that she wants a gift from him and that too a night dress …. she then started remembering her rap and was reciting it in a low voice …
“dauduraam chaiye manne ik tohfa,
dena na tu mujh ko dhoka,
kr de manne impress,
dekr honeymoon night dress ….”
MA: kya? kuch sunai ni de ra… thoda zor se bologi…
MH has tightly shut her eyes and in one go she repeated the rap to him… he understood nothing coz she spoke very fast… he asked her to repeat again…
she shouts with her eyes closed : “night dress mje honeymoon wali night dress chaiye …”
MA has a victorious smile and mischievous glint in his eyes … too bad she can’t see it as she has shut her eyes tightly…
MA said only one word that too nonchalantly: okay
MH still with eyes closed heard him and gets confused .. she opens one eye as in squinting and asks him : okay? tu smj gya? manne k chaiye?
MA (speaking in a very normal voice) ha tumhe honeymoon wali night dress chaiye… right?
Hearing this , she opens her both eyes immediately… 😳 and says: ha … chaiye to wo hi… dekh tu ib mere se na puchna k kyu chaiye … bs chaiye mje.. and she averts her gaze from him.. looking on the floor…
she continues: “or mje kl hi chaiye … “
MA: kal kyu? mai abhi de deta hu..
She is shocked and asks him: abhi … pr ib to raat ho ri h.. ib kaha se milegi… shop wala tera dost h k jo itni raat me deliver krwa dega
MA: you don’t worry about that …. dress tumko abhi mil jayegi pr meri 1 shart h…
MH (not liking where this is going) : shart? kaisi shart?
MA: dress to mai tume abhi de dunga .. pr tumhe mje pehen kr dikhani pdegi…
MH: kya? kyu? ni … manne na dikhana kuch b .. or waise b is tam (time) dress kaha se milegi…
MA (bringing the gift wrapped dress from the cupboard) : I told you not to worry about that… ye ri dress … lo or pehno…
MH (gaping at him) … Baawla ho gya h k.. mai na pehenne wali .. (though she reached to take the gift from his hand) he immediately pulled the packet towards him..
MA: pehenni ni h to kya frame krani h… kapde pehenne k liye hi kharide jate h… tumne kaha main tumare liye dress kharidu.. maine khareed di .. lekin ab mje dekhna h ye tum pr kaisi lgegi… meri choice achi h ya ni.. or agr pehenni ni ti to kyu chaiye ti ye dress
MH is turning more and more red … she stammers: mmmm manne chaiye. ti.. kuch kaam h manne.. hr cheez mai tanne kyon btau… manne na batana.. tu bs ye dress manne de …
she again tries to reach out for the packet he again pulls it back
MA: ni dress to tbhi milegi jb tum pehen kr dikhaogi.. warna ni milegi… bolo chaiye k na chaiye ..
MH (in her mind) : ye dauduraam itni zid kyu kr ra h… ye gift to manne chaiye .. pr mai yo dress iske samne na pehen skti …. or manne pehenni b na h… k kru … yo zid pakad kr baith gya h ..
MA:o hello madam.. kya soch ri ho.. dress chaiye k ni…
MH: chaiye na .. but ye maine kuch soch kr mangayi h.. kisi special occasion pr pehnungi tb dekh lena…
MA stammers 😳 : special occasion? kkk kon sa special occasion ?
MH: re mtlb koi khaas mauka ayega .. koi festival hoga to pehente h na new dress… tb pehen lungi
MA 😳: memsahab night dress h ye .. night ko pehente h… party wear ni h…to Night h .. dress h .. pehno.. or waise b ye sbke samne pehenne wale kapde ni h… ise pehen kr bahar jaogi?
MH: mera mann mai kuch b pehnu… kahi b pehnu.. kisi k samne b pehnu …
MA (looking at her as if she lost her marbles): tum pagal ho kya… ye pehen kr bahar jaogi.. hargiz ni… room se 1 kadam b bahar ni rkhne dunga mai.. jo pehenna h yhi pehno mere samne .. bs ..ye kisi ko dikhane layak dress ni h .. smji tum..
MH(with mocking smile) : jb tu janta h k yo sbke samne pehnne wale kapde na h.. to mai tere samne kyu pehnu… maine apne liye mangwai h.. mai khud k samne pehnungi bas… akele me smjha …
MA is totally confused at her logic and speechless at her nonsense.. he was still thinking for a comeback when MH grabbed the gift out of his hand seeing a chance and starts running.. MA noticing this .. ran after her .. while chasing after each other.. MH stands on the bed … MA tries to get the gift out of her hand and in the process they both fell on the bed .. MA on top of MH.. they have an intense eye lock… MA is eyeing her lips… MH noticing this tries to move out of his hold.. but he pinned her to the bed..
and says:” Mje ni pata tumne ye dress kyu mangwayi.. but maine la di h… or pehenni to tumko pdegi hi.. akele me ni .. kisi or k samne ni …sirf mere samne ..sirf mere liye … or kisi k liye ni.. aj ni to fir kbhi… but you have to … promise kro tbhi jaane dunga… “
MH is very nervous and wants to get out of his hold and the proximity is bothering her so she agrees saying: “sochungi”
MA: sochungi ni promise me..
MH in a low voice: promise ..
MA loosens his hold… she slips out of his hold and gets up but he held her hand and whispers in her ear ; “by the way, its ocean blue.. my favorite color …”
MH blushes hard and runs away….
MA is smiling ear to ear and thinks to himself: “One day .. definitely one day I will see you in this dress ..”
ok mai kya likhi kuch pta ni .. bs flow flow me likh di …
Bade Achhe Lagte Hain
