Cont. from last time
Vj is tryin to call the dev team..but instead gets another idea!
Vj: instead of calling my super brilliant dev team, I will 1st try running away from these two devils.
He goes gets his sister's saree and ties it to his window and starts climbing down
Vj: uffffffff..my life!! All caz of dolly!!! (his shirt gets stuck to a nail on the wall while climbin down) ..hailaaa..my shirt's ripped now.. I m shirtless..
Jus then he falls down wit a thud.
Ash: deepey..didcha hear sumthng.
D: nahi toh..wat r u hearing loser
A: I dunno..i think I heard sumthgn fall like a pumpkin or sumthng
D: uff..u need help! Wait newayz..let vj come out..he's taking long like a girl to dress up.
On the other end
Vj: hailaaaaaaa…my back..ufff..Oh no my cell fone! Even my expensive fone broke off..but its ok.(he sumhow fixes it not knowing its damaged from the inside.)
(pink pajamas hahahahahahaha :rolling in laughter:😆 )
Just then
Ash: ummm..wats taking him soo long?!!?:S
D: I think we sud go chk..wait wait..i see sum1 there..omggggg..its vj..he's tryin to run!
A: but shirtless??!?!:S
D: uff..don't ask too many questions..jus come (drags by hand)
Vj: oh nooooo..nahiiii..they r here! Starts running
D: vijayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A: vjjjjjjjjjjj (but falls while running)
D: uffff u loser..y do u eat soo much pig that u cant even run 10 metres!!!
A: sorrie sorrie..ohh noooooooo man..where is vj now! I cant see him.
D: oh no! all caz of u!!!! wait..lemem ring the tapoori ada to kidnap him the min they see him!
A:ye ..good idea.
Vj: jaan chuti!!! Phewwwww
Just then remembers he is shirtless..so puts the saree on to hide from ash and deepey!
Vj: chalo..i'll call my dev team now..
Hello tisha..who is this..tisha?
(due to the fone falling down)
(dev team in the train)
tisha: huh misha..kaun misha!!! Whose this langur..calling me misha!!
Pokes raksha who was sleepin
Tisha: rakshoo..wakie wakiee sleepy head! Gives the fone to raksho di.
R: heyyyyylllllloooooooooooooooooooo (in her sleep) kaunnn hai bhaiii?!?!!?
Vj: huh..wats happeing???? Wat r u ppl doing..u all sound drunk..ufffff
R: abhey oye..u called us drunk..who r u… u bloody phool!
VJ: I M VIJAY BHATTER!
R: kaun butter??!?!
Tisha di: (grabs the fone from rakshoo di) VIJAY!!!!!
Just then tapoori gang leader, chiman (komal2310) rings vijay's cell fone and due to the bad line there is a cross connection!
Vj: I can hearrr uuuuu
Chiman: abhay oye..bahut saney mat ban tu.. apun ko pata chala ke tu apnee bhaii logg ash aur deepey ko tang karta hai.. terii to watt laga du gi.. hume teri supari mil gayii ha bhaag le jidhar bhag na ha. Dhekte kaun mai ka laal aaj tujhe bachata hai.
VJ: nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, yehhh kaha phas gaya. Acha bhala jeer aha tha. :'(
He starts to run for his life running on the streets of Indiaforgetting that hes in a saree. He has a gungat over his face so that nobody can recognize him.
On the other side of the road we see ash and deepey searching for vj.
Vj bumps into them
Deepey: sorry aunty ji
He keeps on running
Ash: That person seems familiar
D: what losa u think u've seen everybody, and I don't think in my whole entire life I've even talked to a lady in a saree.
Ash is still thinking when deepey pulls her and they start lookin again
Vj keeps on running and bumps into the tapooi's.
pappu (member of the tapoori gang whos looking for him) sees him closely and says to chiman
P: oye mujhe lagta yeh who chikna BUTTER hai
C: kyaa pheek rahi haii yaar, who koi chikni hai
P: abeyy mujhe uski saree chahiye (pappu is the chor..if she likes something she makes sure she gets it)
Pappu runs back to Vj
He tries to take the saree of him, teri saree pe apun ka dil agaya hai re... mujheee de
vj is tryingg to save his izzat
Vj gets an idea and starts yelling : bachaoo bachaoo yeh ladki meri izzat lut rahi hai.
People are confused how can a gurl lut a gurl's izaat.
So they just think they r playing around.
Vj is struggling to keep the saree, while pappu is doing all she can to take the saree.
Pappu manages to take the saree off, and vj falls on the street shirtless.
Pappu sees who is it and is shocked: abey yeh to hamara chikna BUTTER hai.
She calls chiman and they kidnapp vijay. They take him to one of those factories and put him in a room with mice running all around,
VJ: ohhh gawddddd ajj subha subha kiski shakal dekhi ti, i think this is punishment for not going on the computer in the morning
He then realizes that chiman accidently dropped his cell phone while tying him. (ekta mai's inspiration :GRIN:) he somehow gets the ropes off of him and gets the fone
he calls 911, but their is alotdisturbance in the line, and chiman's number appears to the police.
wen they pick the fone
VJ: this is vijay batther! pls help me kyunki..i m in chiman's trap!
but due to the line..the police hear it has..this is vj Bhatter..better help urself caz ur under chiman's trap
The inspector thinks that india forums ka owner has joined hands wit the tapori gang
Now the police, ash, deepey, and the tapoori gang is after him.
He then gets up and sees that their is a window in the room, he gets the idea of jumping down it like last time, but he really wants his sisters saree bak.. so he opens the door and sees pappu sleeping outside the door hugging the saree.
He gets mad : ewww that gandhi kuri is touching my sisters saree lemme get bak im gonna ban all these tapoori's from if. hey bhagwan meri raksha karna.
He slowly takes the saree from pappu, while shes snoring.
he again comes down the window by the saree.
Starts running really fast!
He has a big smilee on his faceee and almost yells outt "im freeeeeeee"
hes bak on the streets and sees that people are stairing at him, he doesnt know whats going on so he thinks they know he is VIJAY BHATTER, the famous India-forums onwer and thinks they r after him for his autograph.
but just then hears "chappaall maroooooo"
to his surprise..he sees a whole grp come running with their chappals!
Vijay runs for his life again jus in time to see posters on the walls of Calcutta tht says
VIJAY BHATTER!
INDIA'S MOST WANTED!
HELP STOP CRIME. CALL
1800 KILL VIJAY ON SIGHT
(vj's most wanted pic ash will post it later.. tom sfter she comes bak from wor but just imagine the pic that was on the main page of if when his interview was gona happen till then)
vijay is shocked!
ok sorry the mods part is coming up in the next one.. sorry to keep u all waiting we need to do some research for dat!!
lub ju
good night
we r both out of energy now
been working tooooooooo hard. :yawnnn:
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