Bollywood Retro Sheep Game Th10 Results and ongoing discussions! - Page 3

Originally posted by: LizzieBennet

So after that exhausting R e t r o S h e e p G a m e and trying everyone’s patience for 2 weeks, Lizzie finally decides it’s time to sweeten the deal with some appreciation for all her hard-working sheep.

In keeping with the theme, she gathers around some Retro actors for this purpose.

Lizzie: So guys, I had a Sheep game about y’all and I’m giving out some awards for the sheep.

Dilip Kumar: Sheep, yaane bhed? Bhed ke bhi awards hote hain?

Lizzie: Haan, Yusuf saab, iss game ke liye

DK: Kamaal hai. Mujhe Madhumati, Mughal-e-Azam aur Gunga Jamuna ke liye bhi awards nahi mile, aur tum in bhedon ko aise hee awards baant rahi ho?

Dev Anand (smugly): Tumhaara Madhumati wala award toh maine cheen liya tha! Aur tumhari favorite heroine ko bhi!

DK glares at Dev.

Lizzie (adding fuel to fire): Iss Sheep game mein bhi Dev Saab ne aapse bohot se points cheen liye!

DK: Main nahi maanta. Saboot dikhao!

Lizzie: Aap mere sheep threads par dekh lijiye!

Kishore Kumar (singing): T.H.R.E.A.D Thread, Thread yaane dhaaga, dhaage mein sui nahi toh kya hua….

DK (in disbelief): Ye kaise hua? Mera ek bhi award nahi?

Lizzie: Aapko na sahi, aapke Devdas ko toh bohot saare points mile!!

DK (pleased): Ye toh hona hee tha!

Lizzie (clearing voice): Ab hum awards announce karein? Main Shibu ko bula leti hoon.

Shibani wanders in looking curiously at the motley crew.

Shibani: Yo, wassup? Have I time travelled? Anyways, we had quite a few nominations and so let's get right down to it..

Here’s the first award for the most active sheep, or ‘the spammer!

And the award goes to ----- *drumroll*

D e l u s i o n s O f N e h a

Congratulations! Here’s your ‘J a a g t e R a h o’ winning siggy!

Raj Kapoor: Jaagte Raho to meri picture hai. Issme maine ek shabd nahi bola tha. Aur tum iss ladki ko sabse zyaada bolne ka ye award de rahi ho?

Liz (appeasingly): Raj saab, shaant ho jaiyye. Aap agla award announce kyon nahi karte?

RK (grudgingly): Agla award hai uss bhed ke liye jo sabse accha aur pyara hai.

Aur ye P r e m P u j a r i award jaata hai

S o n i R S i p p u 2 1

ko!!

Ye raha aapka ticket!

Shibani: Huh? Ticket? What ticket? It's a siggy, Uncle!

RK (confused): Lagta toh ticket hee hai!

Dev: Waah. Mere picture ke naam ka award. Badhiya. Par pehle ye batao ke maine Dilip se zyaada kahan kahan score kiya?

Dilip Kumar (in dramatic voice): Kaun kambakht hai jo awards ke liye acting karta hai? Main toh bas acting karta hoon ki saans le sakoon!

Shibani: Yo, Uncle. Dramatic much? Chill. Peace out. Imma announce the next award if you ain’t doin’ it!

Dilip Kumar (unfazed): Dramatics award toh main hee announce karoonga.

Shibz (whispering to Liz): Does he know that it’s the over-the-top drama queen award and not an acting award?”

Liz shushes her quickly.

DK: Ye baccha toh mera shagird banne layak hai.

T u m s a n a h i n d e k h a award for most Dramatic sheep goes to…

H a v a _ n a !

Shibani (hurriedly, wanting to get on with it): Okay so the next...

Dev (interrupting her): I believe it’s my turn next, young lady! (looks pleased at the award) Aur ek award mere picture ke naam se! Isliye toh mujhe itne saare points mile!

F u n t o o s h woh hai jo sabse carefree hai, jise kisi cheez ki parvah nahi, jo zindagi ka saath nibhaata hai, jo barbadiyon ka jashn manata hai, jo fikr ko dhuen mein udata hai, jo dil ko uss mukaam pe le jaata hai jo…

Liz (hastily prompting): And the award goes to …

Dev Saab (grudgingly): Yes, yes the award goes to

e v i l x b a l a a!!!

Kishoreda (jumping in): Mujhe lagta hai agla award mujhe announce karna chahiye!

Shibani: Why, uncle?

KK: Kyonki main bhi ek baar Munna bana tha - half-pant pehenke, half-ticket aur half-mad ho gaya tha. Ab toh khair ‘full’ hoon, par ye khiladi urf bhed toh sach mein munna hai kyonki isne pehle kabhi ye ajeeb game nahi khela.

And the N a n h a M u n n a R a h i (newbie) sheep award goes to:

C o o k e r m a i c h a n e !

*Eerie music begins to play*

All stare at each other fearfully.

DK (whispering): Ye toh Ugranarayan ka leitmotif lag raha hai! Woh kahan se aa tapka yahan?

A booming voice announces: Main humesha se yahin hoon. Par aap logon ne mujhe nazarandaaz kar diya tha. Iss bhed chaal ne saabit kar diya ke character actor hero se bhi zyaada points la sakta hai!

Pran saab emerges from the shadows.

Pran: Aaj main uss bhed ka naam loonga jo kabhi maujood na hote huye bhi logon ke dil-o-dimaag par chhaya rehta hai. Bilkul meri tarah. Isliye toh in bhedon ne mujhe Dilip ka bhi baap bana diya! Ye le, Dilip!

Aur ye G u m n a a m bhed award jaata hai

A r m u 4 e v a

ko!!

Dev (grabbing the sheet from Liz): Mere picture ke naam ke awards poore nahi huye. (Blinking at sheet)

Maine cricket mein Googly toh suna hai par ye Googling kya hai bhai?

Liz explains quickly.

Dev: Research aise hota hai? Kala Pani mein maine ghanton bitaye the newspaper ke archives mein clues dhoondhte dhoondhte!

Khair, sabse zyaada research karne ke liye C .I . D. award jaata hai…

L a z y B i n g

ko!!

Shibani (hissing at Liz): We should be winding up soon!

Liz (in despair): The next award…

Kishoreda (singing): Main hoon Jhum..jhum..jhum..jhum jhumroo fakkad ghum ghum banke ghumroo...saath mein humsafar na koi karvaan….

Liz (interrupts): And the award for the wandering sheep, that is the sheep that comes and goes, that is a sheep that visits the thread occasionally…

Kishoreda: Arre, arre, arre, Bangdu, J h u m r o o award bolo. Aur ye Jhumroo mere ilava kaun hai?

S e v e n s t r e a k s

hai!!!

Lizzie: I think we're almost done?

Shibani: I’m getting major FOMO here!

Raj Kapoor: Accha hai. Bhook lagi hai. Lao Momo!

Shibani : Arre no, Uncle. FOMO, not Momo. This generation speaks in texting language. Short forms. Itna time nahi hota na sabke paas lambe lambe dialogue ke liye! FOMO is Fear of Missing out just like we have LOL, FYI, EOD etc etc

Dilip Kumar: Lambe dialogue nahi bolte? Hamare picture toh lambe dialogue se hee chalte the. Khair, ye lo, ek aur award, the most positive sheep, the one that cheers everyone up...

Kishoreda (interrupting): Woh toh main hoon. Aap toh Tragedy king ho, Anarkali ke pyar mein ghum ho. Par main sirf paanch rupaiyya barah aane mein logon ko hansata hoon...chahe namoona dekh lo..

Ye award toh mujhe milna chahiye

Liz (rapidly announces): And the A a s k a p a n c h h i award for most positive sheep goes to..

S a v e r a 8 4 !!

Kishoreda (singing in a dejected voice): Ek roz hamari bhi daal galegi... haan bairi duniya jo dekhegi khoob jalegi..

Raj Kapoor: Ae ji, aapne toh humko bulaya hee nahi, ji. Main bhi toh ek award announce karoonga, ji. Apne pe hanskar jag ko hansaaya....mere jaisa ek joker hai, ji.

Aur woh hai…

H a s i n i 0 0 9 !

Aapko ‘M e r a N a a m J o k e r’ award mubarak ho…

Shibani (quickly before anyone can speak): And that’s all we have time for now, folks!

Lizzie: But what about the surprise?

All of them look at Liz, eyes glinting and Shibani groans aloud holding her head.

Dilip Kumar: Tumhare awards aur ye surprise hote rahenge, par maine record kayam kiya hai sabse zyaada Filmfare awards ka! Isliye batao Devdas ko kitne mile?

Dev Anand: Pehle ye bolo ke mere kitne points aaye?

Pran: Aur mere! Maine toh woh bhi point jeeta jisme main option hee nahi tha!

Liz (holding her head): Aap sabne iss game mein itna dominate kiya ki mujhe aapko ban karna pada!

Dev Anand (looking outraged): Ban? Ye toh nainsaafi hai!

All begin talking at once over each other.

Kishoreda (singing): Jaate the Japan pahunch gaye Cheen, samajh gaye na?

Shibani looks at Liz and pulls her away from the commotion into another room.

Shibani: Now you can announce your surprise!