Scenario of an ITV female lead getting pregnant:
So the woman will jump around in joy, either singing a song in the kitchen; romancing with the barthans and sabzis. Sometimes, she maybe spying a villain. And sometimes, she might be playing ringa ringa roses with her family.
What is the role of her pati there? He might be admiring her. The way she twirls around, the way her curly hair bunches on her shoulder or even stare at her laugh. Sometimes, he might be fighting with her...zyada kuch nehi just by twisting her wrists and pinning her against the wall. "Saying, tum jaise ladki se mein shaadi kyun ki?" Then they will share eye suhagraat. Yes, that's romantic.
Then suddenly, she falls unconscious. People who kept eating popcorns until then will freeze and will look at her. The pati will rush, he will lift her up and take her to the bedroom. The whole family will crowd around her. Slowly, but steadily; she will wake up. Her caring husband will fill her mouth with a glass full of water immediately. Breathing space kahan hai? His care is more important than her stability. While taking in a sip, she will feel nauseous and will rush to the bathroom.
That deewana husband will not let her puke freely, he will keep banging the bathroom door.
The buzurg log in that troop will give aankhon ke ishare...smiling naughtily. That expression will twist anybody's heart. Kya colorful moment hai by god!
The clueless tubelight husband will ask, "what?" Immediately they will say "tu ab tak samjha nehi?" ð
Ab bechara kya samjhe ga? Biology classes mein teachers skipped the lessons saying you all know it, study on your own. He sows the seed unaware of the results of his deed.ðĪ·
They will say "tu baap banne wala hai."
Tublight jalne lagega phat se!
The monkey of that husband will jump like a Kangaroo. Aur yeh log, they will suddenly become fond of their bahuriya. Kya khushi mauhalla hai.
You know what's even more fascinating? The doctors come to their house, every single time! Wow. Pulse se pehchanlenge uterus ka haal!
Meanwhile in the real world:
Doctor: It's mild food poisoning. Theen din purane paneer ke pakhode khaane ka asar hai yeh. Drink a lot of fluids and take rest.
Isse kehte hai - ullu banaoing.ðĪŠ
PS- The above words are not intended to hurt anybody.ð
OMG Abi ðĪĢ
Aap ko koi bhi producer naukari de dega. Iss track ko kam se kam ek hafta chalana hai, songs select kar liya na?
Yes, yeh waala add karna bhool gayi, pulse pregnancy test. Urine and blood test lab me hote huye nahi dikha sakte na ð
Not to mention, couples never ever plan a baby. Bas jo kismat (read: script) me likha hota hai vo ho jata hai.
Aur haa, jis din pregnancy ka pata chalta hai usi din poori duniya ko pata chal jata hai. Arey pregnancy chhodo, suhagraat kab huyi, kitne baje huyi, yeh sab mohalle waalo ko pata rehta hai
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