CV's of TD Character

Address: Mommy's Clown

Magic land,

Lucky Pagdi No. 13

Email: abra_ka_dabraa@no_kabootar_in_pagdi.com

Strengths: Crutches, biceps, hazel eyes & a dumb wife

Weaknesses: Alcohol & Woman

Experienced in: Losing POA time n again & misunderstanding Disha

Awards: Received countless slaps from the beloved wife

New Project: Wannabe Pauper

We can add some more………so let start friends what are we waiting for……send in the CV's of TD characters…..this idea was suggested by our very own Memsaab......Thank you👏👏

Please post your CV's of TD characters with pictures😉

LOL......... dat was hilarious LIL SIS........ simply Fantabulous 😆

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Yaar CB and Mems youi have added life to the dull forum...this was so funny yaar.. 😛

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address: dhbohi ghat ka gadha
dhobhi ghat,

lucky pony no1

Email: foolishghadhe@dhobhighat.com

Strengths: castor oil applied to hair,mama'schamchu,words my my my

Weaknesses:brain fails when required ;his mama's lap

Experienced in: shooting people who never die being kicked his bride at the mantap and by is co-donkeys ;12 slaps from disha un ill date,shot mom making her a limp for life
Awards: for staying with his unwashed ony -hair for years with just castor oil massage.

New Project:new age ghar jamai and property piracy(get property of mama-in -law and wife by hook or crook)

notable quality:never makes u realise when he is smiling -when he is laughing or when he is crying

CB, that was too funny yaar...loved the e-mail. Thanks Memsaab for the idea and CB from implementing 👏 👏 👏

I dont know what CV mean?.. 😭 please tell me what CV mean....ok i will write on Guhas as i dont want to torture already disturbed characters of TD.. 😆

I dont know how to paste and also i dont have the picture of Guhas....It is not that much hilarious but its just a trial from me....Hope u will like and thanks CB and mems for this idea....cool....

ADDRESS: Caveland,C/O GIMHANS
E-mail: Guhaland@where_mad_ppl_act.crap
STRENGTH: Making sane ppl insane,Having viewers who still watch TD
WEAKNESSES: No weaknesses as of now
EXPERIENCED IN: Making the characters dumb,blind and deaf,believing in LOGIC which is illogic,Thinking of high TRP's
AWARDS: As all say TORTURELAND,FOOLSLAND
NEW PROJECT: Thinking of how to make viewers fools

Nice one CB and Twinkle👏👏 keep up the good work...and Mems where is ur CV of TD characters and who is going to be ur so called CV...

address: Dr witchy witch

near kali temple

email: DrEvilwitch@witchland.com

Strengths: morphine ka jado iske muthi mei hai; gets dead back to life can make a limping man a football coach;

Weaknesses:finds other woman's hubby more attractive and mistakes him to be hers,Instant unsuccesfull suicide attempts

Experienced in:Becoming unwedded mom!!!!!and calling men on the roads as the father of her child;walking round the kali mandir and taking snaps for future blackmail

Awards: husband snatcher!!inventor of magic morphine!

New Project:Black magic is under way!trying to give birth to more kids and breaking happily married familes

notable quality:never discriminates between men!allows any man to take the father hood of her kid

Jyoti CV means Curriculum Vitae which means Job Resume

Good One Twinku & Jyoti....they are hilarious....do continue 👏😆😆

Address: Narg Lok

Devil's Land,

2 Red Horns

Email: bamboo_stick@bunderland.com

Strengths: skeleton physique, need bamboo for back support

Weaknesses: all female monkeys in the zoo & jungle

Experienced in: jumping from tree to tree, kidnapping ex-girl friend & now bhatakti aatma

Awards: died before receiving one

New Project: hunting for new race of monkeys

Notable Quality: retarded wife whom I never loved, but got her pregnant

Address: Cookoo's Nest
Loonyville,
Paagalkhana No. 43
Email: SatvikIsMine@ObsessiveLoony.com


Strengths: Great witch doctor for a father, Oink Oink Aryan for a brother as a Videographer, and an innocent Aaroh to emotionally blackmail men
Weaknesses: Satvik, Satvik and only Satvik
Experienced in: Bring forth illegitimate children, save men first and torture them later
Awards: Best Loony of the Year given by Loonyville
New Project: Build a safe house (away from Vas)

Originally posted by: Nisu

Address: Cookoo's Nest
Loonyville,
Paagalkhana No. 43
Email: SatvikIsMine@ObsessiveLoony.com


Strengths: Great witch doctor for a father, Oink Oink Aryan for a brother as a Videographer, and an innocent Aaroh to emotionally blackmail men
Weaknesses: Satvik, Satvik and only Satvik
Experienced in: Bring forth illegitimate children, save men first and torture them later
Awards: Best Loony of the Year given by Loonyville
New Project: Build a safe house (away from Vas)

Nisu thats hilarious specially her experience