Chapter:-4
Kalyani(angrily):- konse pati kaise pati koi pati vati nahi ho tum mere samjh main aaya khabardar Jo mere saath koi ye badtameezi karne ki koshish ki
Shera:- are main to sirf acting Kar raha the thare ko pasand na ayi apne nakli pati ki acting he teasingly said
Kalyani feels irritated but with great difficulty she composed herself and said
Kalyani:- Dekho mere pass itna phaltu ka samay nahi hai mujhein mere bete ki custody jald see jald chahiye samajh main ayi baat to uskein liye mujhein tumhein bilkul mere pati ki tarah trained karna padega
Shera:- kyun thare pati main Kya heerein jhawaart Jade hue the jiski tarah aap mujhein banna cahho see
Kalyani:- unkein khilaaf main ek shabdh nahi sunugi shera samjhe tum jante hi Kya ho unkein baarein main kaise insan the vo
Malhar pov
Tumhare saath itna kuch karne ke baad bhi tum mere khilaaf ek shabdh nahi sun paa rahi ho kalyani kaise Kar sakti ho itna pyar mujehin
Kalyani:- Kahan kho Gaye chalo ab yahan se pawar Kaka be vese bhi yahan ka bill submit Kar Diya hai mujheim unhein unkein paise bhi vapas karne hai aur phir tumhein bhi to malharji ki tarah trained karna padega
Shera:- Chalo aaj aap training de hi do mahre ko ki aapka pati kaisa than ab main bhi to jaan loo itni suthri chori ka pati kaisa tha he flirtingly said
Kalyani by tighting her grip on her saree left angrily from there and malhar laughed at her reaction
Malhar pov
Bohot maja aane Wala kalyani tumhein to main ab kuch hone nahi doonga lekin shera bankein vo Saab Kar sakunga jo main malhar bankein kisiko saza nahi de paya malhar apne parivaar see pyaar karta tha lekin shera ka na koi parivaar hai aur na uskein andar koi dayabhaav hai
"AA Raha Hun kaka aausaheb aap logo ka kaal bankein ho sakein to abb apne sarein bhagwano ko yaad Kar lijiye kyunki shayad ab to aapko ve bhi nahi bacha payenge "
He also left from there to find his where his wife left angrily at last he found her outside the hospital in a small garden
Shera:- madamji the yahan so Maine yahan pura aaspatal chaan Mara thare ko dhoondhe ke chakkar main
Kalyani gives him a ring of gold
Shera:- ye ke Kar rahi so madamji shera aisa vaiaa insaan na se Jo aaj Shaadi Kal godhbharai naa na main aisa kuch na Kar sakon hoo
Kalyani:- ye ring tumhein propose karne ke liye nahi de rahi hoo Jo tumne apne paise maange uski kisht de rahi hoo jisseki tum aage koi naatak na karoon samjhe
Malhar pov
Ye Kya Maine to sirf kalyani se naatak main 10 lakh maang liye the ab uski ye ring nahi nahi main ye nahi le sakta lekin maana karoonga to isse mujhpein Shaq ho jayega haan ek kamm karta hoo
Shera:- ye anghooti dekar aap mahre ko nicha dikha re so madamji aree shera ye choti moti Cheez naa Leve se shera to cash leve see cash by showing his fingers in action
Samjhein manne na chahiye yo thari anghooti yo rakho apne paass manne to mahra cash hi chaiye
Kalyani:- are abhi mere pass nahi hai itne paise main kahaan se doongi tumhein ya to phir tum thode din ruk jaon main tumhein kahin na kahin se inteazam karke tumhare paise chuka doongi
Shera:- vese to shera kisi pe bhi bharosa na karein se lekin theek se thare pe bharosa karkein Diya aapko waqt lekin jyaada waqt naa de raha Soo pehle hi Bata Dena hoo
Kalyani:- thike baba Maine kahan na ki baass tum thode time ruk jaon main de doongi tumhein tumhare saarein paise acha ab humein chalna chahiye pawar Kaka bhi moksh ko lekar hi aatein honge
Shera:- haa haan chalo Maine me maana Kiya sein
Kalyani:- aise chaloge tum ghar jaante hoo Kon Kon hai vahan sab ek see badhkar ek hai do minute nahi lagengei unhein tumhein pechane main aur hamara khel shuru hone se pehle hi khatam ho jayega
Shera :- to ab Kya Karna see mahre ko
Kalyani:- abhi main tumhein mall lekar jaa rahi hoo vahan par pehle tumhein malharji ke jaise kapde dilwati Hoon aur unkein baarein main unki family ke baarein main Kuch basic cheezein baatati Hoon jisse tumhein koi dikkat na ho vahan
Shera pls tumhare liye ye naatak hoga ya paise kamane ka ek jariya lekin mere liye ye mere bacche ki jindagi ka saawal isliye pls koi galti mat karna jissein ki mujehin vo na mil payein by folding her hands she pleads him
Shera immediately unfold her hands
Shera :- ree madamji Dekho ye haath mat jodo mahre saamne main poori koshish karoonga ki thari madat Kar paaon
Malhar pov
Kabhi nahi chatha tha ki mere saamne ya kisi ke bhi saamne tumhein aise haath jodne padein lekin ye naatak ke chalte main majboor Hoon kalyani Varna tumhein kabhi aise laachar nahi hona padta
They both left for the mall as kalyani don't have any money with her so shera pays the bill of the clothes and his other accessories
Kalyani:- Dekho ab pls ye mat shuru ho Jana ki Maine tumhein paise nahi diyein aur kharch pehle karwa diye mere pass sachmain abhi koi paise nahi the varna main tumhein sachmain tumhare paise nahi dene ko bolti
Shera:- maane kuch kahan aree main bhi koi bevakoof na soon Jo thara dard na dekh sooko lekin tanne to mahre ko bass bura hi dekhna se
Kalyani:- acha chalo ab ye acting band karon aur Jo atein hue Maine tumhein malharji ke baarein main bataya hai vo Saab mujhein bolke dikhao pehle apne kaapde badalkar aaa Jon main tumhara yahi bahar wait karti hoo
Shera:- thik see main abhi aayan
After sometime shera comes in malhar form and from back he in his simple form calls kalyani
Shera:- kalyani ...
Kalyani gets shocked after listening that same voice and turns back to see shera as looking totally like malhar
She slowly slowly moves towards him and raised her hand to careess his face for a second she forgot that the man is standing is before her is not her malharji but someone else
But malhar immediately comes in his shera form and said
Shera:- kaisi lagi mahri acting thare ko
Kalyani comes in her sense after realizing the situation and emotionally said
Kalyani:- kaafi achi acting Kar lete ho chaloo a jaldi kuch aur baatein tumehin unkein baarein main bata deti hoo aur ek second Maine Jo nayi saree li hai ussein change kar leti hoo aur jaane se pehle kuch aur bhi karna hai
Kalyani pov
Pata nahi iss shera se milein mujhein kuch hi time hua hai phir bhi pata nahi ek aanjana sa ehsaas hota hai isskein saath pata nahi kyun...lekin ..mujhein isskein saath mere malharji ka hone ka ehass hota hai
Tu bhi na kalyani pagal hai tu apne malharji ki tulna kiss insaan see Kar rhi hai
With these thoughts in her mind she left for the changing room
After sometime kalyani come in a light pink colour saree with Vermillion and nupital chain
Kalyani:- Kya aise Kya dekh rahe hoo Meri Shaadi ho chuki hai to magalsutra aur sindoor to lagaungi hi na aur mere pati pakka jinda hai unkein naam ka sindoor Meri maang main hamesha rahega
Malhar so wanted to tell her that he is alive and she has full right to apply this sindoor but due to the situation he stays silent and noded his head
They both for the house where in swara niwas
Sarthak:- kaise ho tum dono tum dono see ek chota baacha nahi sambhla
Avni:- dekhiye sarthak aap mujhpein mat chillaye Maine poori koshish ki thi ki vo kalyani usein lekar kahi na bhage lekin usne to Ulta muhjein hi tank main band Kar Diya
Aausaheb:- aur nahi to Kya hum bhi uss samay bahar gayein hue the vo to humne iska duppata bahar dekha to baccha liya varna to isska ask dahasanskar pakka tha
Sarthak:- chup rahiye aap dono kuch nahi hoga aapse ek chota baacha to Tak sambhal nahi payein aur vo ladki pata nahi moksh ko kahan lekar gayi hogi
Avni:- are sarthak aap kyun itni Chinta Kar rahe hai uskein pass kuch paise nahi hai kitni Der bahar rahegi vapas to ussein yahi aana hoga na hamare pass jab hum ussein uski asli aaukat dikha sakenge
Sarthak:- uska to pata nahi lekin vo tumhein jarroor tumhari aukat dikha ke gayi hai pata nahi kaise kaise log bhare pade hai iss Ghar main
He left from there after scolding both of them
Avni:- aausaheb abb iss buddhe ka jyaada natak ho rah hai ek to uss din iski property hathiyane ke liye isse Maine Shaadi Kari aur ab ye humein hi aith dikha Raha hai
Aausaheb:- apni jubaan par lagam rakho avni agar usne ye sab sun liya na to pata nahi Kya hoga uss din tumne vese iske saath acha khel khela iski izaazt ki duhai dekar isse apni mutthi main Kar liya
Uss kalyani ne to varna uss din bhi humein jail bhijwane ka poora intezam Kar rakha tha
Avni:- aur nahi to Kya itni mushkil see uss buddhe ko humne yahan se uskein paise dekar raafa daafa Kiya tha vo Gaya to yahan vala buddha pagala gyaa Hain
They both are busy in bitching sarthak when the door bell rings
Both goes out to see who is there
Kalyani is standing there with moksh as pawar dropped him outside but due to tiredness he is sleeping on her mother shoulder and shera is standing behind the door smirking to see next drama of family
Avni:- dekhiye aausaheb Kon aaya hai yahan bohit jaldi AA gayi kalyani ab jab aahi gayi hoo to andar aaona kaafi hisaab chukte karne hai
Aausaheb:- bari jaldi aane ka mauka Mila..
But stopped In her tracks seeing shera in front of them as till now he is standing behind the door but after their continous drama he comes in front of them and a unknown fire is produced in him after seeing their faces which is splitting through his eyes
Aausaheb and avni gets scared and by shouting bhoot...bhoot .... They run towards the room kalyani rolled her eyes at their drama and with shera she entered in the house
In hall
Aausaheb get too scared that she directly locked herself in the room
Avni:- sarth...ak ... Jal..di.. aaiye.... Na.. yaha....n bh..oot.. ha...i jal..d...aaiye.. she said scarely from behind the sofa where she is hiding from shera
Sarthak annoyedly comes in the hall and gets shocked seeing shera
Sarthak:- malhar tum
Malhar gets too angry after seeing him but stopping himself for reaching in worst manner he politely nodeed his head and moved towards him
Malhar:- aur Kon hoga kaaka Khushi nahi hui aapko mujhein jinda dekhkar by crushing his teeth he said
Kalyani first shocked after seeing him eaxctly talking like malhar but thinking to he his acting she sushed away her thoughts
Avni after his reply comes sacringly from behind the sofa and stand behind the sarthak in fear
Avni:- sarthak aab aap bhoot see bhi baat karne lage
Sarthak:- (by pushing her hands from him)avni dimag kharab ho Gaya hai ye koi bhoot voot nahi hai malhar hai aankhein kholo aur ye naatak band Karo he angrily said to her
Malhar and kalyani feels disgusted after seeing how avni trying to get close to him but not to reveal his drama he only said those lines which Kalyani told him to do
Kalyani:- waise Mr. Sarthak Rane kaafi acha lag Raha hoga na iss avni se Shaadi karkar appko hmm...
Malhar (shera):- haan kaka vaise ye to main bhool hi gaya ki aapne nayi Shaadi ki hai uski badhai to deni banti hai aapko he said angrily
Sarthak:- malhar tum ye Saab chodo pehle ye baato ki agar tum jinda the to itne din kaha reh rahe the humse Milne kyun nahi aayein pata hai hamari Kya haalat ho gai thi
Avni after coming from her shocking state actingky says
Avni:- haan malhar ab tumhare Kaka ko bhi kitna akela rehna padta ahir aur anupriya Mera Matlab hai anupriya di me jaane ke baad hum dono hi akele pad gayein the to socha shaadi Kar lein aur tumhari humein kitni phikar ho rhi thi
They all deliberately hide kalyani maarige drama from him so that he could not get angry on them
To be continued........
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