ShiVi Funny SS: Meri Patni ki Maa ki behan ka damaad - Part 9 on Pg 11 - Page 3

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Prafulla's love story was hilarious🤣

Poor Raavi, Shiva is gone now, didi🤣

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Bechari Raavi... Didi ban gayi🤣

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prafulla's flashback 🤣🤣

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Poor Raavi, Shiva has didi-zoned her..

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"Didi" Shiva to gayo

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Part -3

As Shiva called our Raavi ‘Didi’ she gets angry and literally goes and stands in the queue as told by Shiva. She keeps letting the new customers to go before her so that she can talk to Shiva when no one is around. Finally Raavi’s turn comes and she reaches the Shop counter. Shiva still not looking at her.

Shiva: kya chahiye didi?

Raavi fumes and mutters under her breath “phir se didi boldiya. Ab dekh”

Raavi: chottu! Ek rakhi dena

Shiva is shocked to hear the word ‘Chotu’ in Raavi’s voice. It is like hearing ‘tum hi Ho’ (Aashiqi 2) song in Arnab Goswami’s voice. He immediately turns towards her and looks into her eyes

Shiva (stammers): Ch...Ch..chottu?

Raavi smirks at him.

Raavi: haan chottu! Jaldi ek rakhi dedo. Aur ek hathoda bi dena. Kisi ka sir phodna hai

Shiva is super duper annoyed by Raavi calling him Chottu. He is confused and tries to recall what went wrong between them. But all he could recall is distributing besan to his customers. He keeps looking at Raavi while thinking

Raavi: yesa kya ghoor rahe ho? Cho....

Shiva: ek minute rukh. ye kya chottu chottu keh rahi hai?

Raavi: tho kya bade bhai kahu?

Shiva is dumbstruck. He keeps looking at Raavi without blinking his eyes.

Raavi: chalo teek hai. Tujhe itna hi shauk hai to keh deti hu. Sunlo. Shriman Bhaiyya ji ek rakhi aur hathoda deejiye.

Shiva is shocked. (Me too). He touches her forehead and checks her temperature.

Shiva: teek hai tu? Lagta hai wo maami ne tujhe kaat li. Sare rishte bul gayi.

Raavi: phir tujhe kya Dev ne kat liya ki tu mujhe didi keh raha tha?

Raavi is referring to Dev because he is a Hanuman devotee and he considers all female creatures on the Universe including the lady bug as his sister. Dev even considers the vegetable ‘Lady finger’ as his sister. That is the depth of Dev’s celibacy and reason behind his ‘single’ status.

Shiva is confused as to when he called her ‘Didi’.

Shiva: maine kab tujhe Didi kaha? Wo Maami ki tarah tu bhi sapna dekhna shuru kardi kya?

Raavi: jab tu besan me dooba hua tha tab

Shiva recalls that he addressed a customer ‘didi’ while telling her to stand in the queues and wants to get it clarified.

Shiva: acha yaad aagaya! Woh Didi tum thi?

Raavi is super duper angry on Shiva for again referring her as ‘Didi’

Raavi: haan main thi woh Didi. Ab kya rakhi band lu?

Shiva realises his mistake and decides to apologise to her. So he softens his tone.

Shiva: itna gussa?

Raavi: phir kya? tum mujhe Didi kehne ke khushi me, main tera dukaan ki besan me laddu banakar poore Somnath me baatt lu?

Shiva enjoys Raavi’s anger. So he teases her.

Shiva: dekh! Barish ki mausam hai. Besan ki laddu se zyada besan ki pakora badhiya lagega.

Raavi: phir pakora baatt lu?

Shiva: haan bilkul! Tum ne khud dekhana ki kitne sare log ab Pakora keliye Besan leke gaye.

Raavi: Shiva! Tu mazaak band kar. Mujhe tumse kuch zaroori bath karni hai

Shiva: Zyada urgent bath hai kya? Dukaan me kaam hai

Raavi: Maasi ma ne kuch pakarahe hai Shiva. Darasal baat kuch yesa hai ki jiske bare me hum ab kuch nahi karenge tho phir sach me main teri behan ban jaungi.

Shiva: kya woh maami mujhe godh lenewali hai?

Raavi: nahi

Shiva: phir meri maa tujhe godh lenewale hai kya?

Raavi: nahi

Shiva: phir tu kaise meri behan ban sakthi hai?

Raavi: Uff Shiva! Please ab Bhagwan ke liye ye behan wali bath chod do.

Shiva: tu hi bol rahi thi na ki hum kuch nahi karenge tho tu meri behen ban jaoge?

Raavi(requests with folded hands): Aye mera pa! Mujhe baksh do. Lagta hai Dev ne sach me tujhe bohut zor se kaatliya. Behan ki bhajan gaate jarahe ho.

Shiva: phir bath kya hai? Sidha sidha bolna

Raavi: wo kya hai nah Shiva.... maasi ma ne ek NRI ladka se...

Shiva: NRI ladka se kya.....woh maami use shaadi karnewali hai kya?

Raavi: tu rehne de Shiva! Aaj nah teri dimaag me besan jami padi hai. Meri ek bi bath aaj tujhe samaj nahi aayegi

Shiva: phir tu sidha bolona. baat ko besan ki jalebi ka tarah kyun ghumarahi hai?

Raavi: dekha? phir se besan? besan ka baccha.

Shiva: main nahi tum ho

Raavi: kya?

Shiva: besan ki bacchi...jab se aaye ho tab se besan aur behan ke peeche pade ho. Jo baat bolne aaye ho woh tho nahi bata rahi ho

Raavi: tu mujhe bolne dega toh tab batungi nah

Shiva: teek hai. Bol

Raavi: woh kya hai nah Shiva....

Shiva: bagar build up kuch baat nahi karni aati hai nah tujhe? Sidha bol.

Raavi: Sidha.

To be continued....

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