Fatejo os
Fatejo honeymoon - PADOSAN
After virks returned from the vaishno devi trip kushbeer decided to send fatejo on a honeymoon
Let them spend time together and mend their relationship
So it was decided to send them to shimla for 3 days two nites trip
Fateh was sitting on his bed, very much annoyed as he couldnt sleep
Same goes to tejo who was lying beside him
Fateh ; so geyi hai kya ?
Tejo : nehin itni buri khabarr sun ney keh baad mujhey need nehin aati
Fateh : irrrk kyun
Tejo: tere jaisey lafander key sath honeymoon pey jo jana hai ,
Fateh irritated ; toh mujhey kaunsa chah ho reha hai
And by the way u are not my honey ok
Tejo smiled to irritate him : teri honey toh tujhey chod key bhaag geyi thi mandap per lekin tu phir bhi moon mey hi rehta hai
Fateh angry took a pillow to hit her : teri toh ,,,
Tejo moved away smiling to irritate him more : toh ab jab honey bhaag geyi hai toh biwi ko hi toh leh jana pedhega na tumarey sath moon par
Fateh irritated , mey tujhey moon pey leke jaun ga but since u are not my honey i will make u my padosan
Tejo was confused : matlab
Fateh : u and i not in the same room ok ?
Tejo smiled to irritate him , why is tthat mr moon ?
Fateh irritated : because i want to be on the moon alone and since u are not my honey u will sleep next door like my padosan
Tejo ;grinned to irtitate him , but papa will get angry mr moon
Fateh irritated , if u stay with me in my room then u will be my honey and i will do all the touch touch and much much with u ok on the moon and
Tejo was nervous ; itrrk,,, and
Fateh ; u will have ur junior lafander soon and he will be like me only and
Tejo nervous : irrk ,, and
Fateh , u will have two lafanders to deal with . Like father like son , and i will make him kamina just like me
Tejo got nervous thinking
Yeh aek number ka lafander hai iska bharosa nehin hai
Is key hath sey mey apni virginjty na kho bethun
Aur iskey jaisa lafandar na pedha kardun
Tejo agrred : thik hai
Fateh smiled coz his trick worked; kya thik hai
Tejo , mey padosan ben jaungi
Both slept , fateh was very happy thinking
Mujhey peta tha merey junior ka naam suntey hi yeh sida
honey sey padosan ben jayegi
Weather in shimla was cool and beautiful sceneries all around
Fateh thought to himself as they were seated in a taxi
Kitna acha hota agar jasu sath mey hoti
He looked at tejo and sighed
Par meri kismst mey yeh shadaain hi lekhi huyi thi
Honeymoon pey isko toh padosan hi benaunga
It was 7pm when they finally reached the hotel
And it was time to check in
Tejo held fatehs arm and asked how are we going to check in now into two different rooms since kushbeer had made only one reservation under fatehs name
Fateh grinned , he had planned everything
Tejo saw him grinning understood he had something up his sleeves
She thought smiling
This kamina will do anything to keep me away from him
After all i am not his honey
Manager ; good evening sir ,
Fateh ; reservation made under fateh virk singh
Manager , no sir
Fateh confused ; irrrk,, what u mean no , merey papa ney reservation ki thi mere naam pey
Manager ; yes sir but under the name mr and mrs fateh singh virk
Fateh was irritated but still smiled and tejo was grinnng
Managet : sir ap apni wife key sath aye hai honeymoon pey toh naam toh mr and mrs hi hona chahiye na
Fateh itritated but smiled ; yeh meri wife nehin hai
Tejo was grinning coz fateh had planned smtg
Manager , irrrk ,, phir yeh kaun hai sir
Fateh smiled widely; padosi ki biwi
Manager confused , irŕkk. Apki biwi kahan hai sir
Fateh , padosi sath mey legeya apney honeymoon mey
Manager confused like hell : itrtrkk ,,,, matlab
Fateh smilimg wider ; biwiyon ki agla bedli ho geyi
Manager so so puzzled and confused , sir yeh ap kia bol rehey ho
Fateh smiled ; dono ki biwiyon key naam pey ticket reservation mey galti ho geyi and flights mey gadbad ho geyi , meri biwi wahan paunchgeyi aur uski biwi yahaan
Aur
Manager still confused ; irrrkk ,,, aut
Fateh , dono dhikney mey bhi aek jaisi hi hai
Took out his marriage photo snd showed
Manager relief finally understood: sir bilkul aek jaisi hai
Fateh : vohi toh duplicate hai toh ho geyi gadbad
Manager ; itrrk ,,, toh phir aek hi reservation chahiye
Fateh pretend to get angry ; kya samja hai padosi ki biwi key sath aek kamrey mey honeymoon menaunga?
Manager : koyi baat nehin sir do reservation kar deta hun
Fateh requested to the manager to reserve tejo room next door to him coz she is his padosi ki amanat and responsibility, he need to return her safely
They took their keys and left
Manager was still confused , first time came across such incident of biwiyon ki agla bedli on honeymoon
As tejo was about to enter her room fateh standing at his room door smirked and said loudly : PADOSAN !!!
And ran into his room
She was so pissed off with him and went into her room quietly
It was 8pm time for dinner, tejo knocked at fatehs door
Tejo : dinner karna hai kya , chalo nichey restaurant mey
Fateh said sarcastically : mainey room service sey order kar liya hai; u go yourself and eat alone ok
Tejo was upset with his sarcasm ; ok
Fateh said : ruko
Tejo relieved thought he will ask her to join
Tejo smiled : kya
Fateh smirked again ; PADOSAN ! and shut his door hard
Tejo had dinner alone at the restaurant at the hotel lobby and sighed
What a kamina husband babaji has given me
From biwi to padosan in honeymoon
Bhagwan aisa peti kisiko bhi na deh
It was 10 pm when kushbeer called the hotel manager to check if all was ok , fateh arrived safely with tejo and if everything went smoothly
Kushbeer ; good evening
Manager recognised his voice: MLA saab good evening
Kushbeer : voh mera beta pahunchgeya wahan sab thik thak
Manager : sir apka beta toh kamal ka hai
Kushbeer : irrk,,,, matlab
Manager : padosi ki biwi ko sath mey layaa hai aur
apney begel waley kamrey mey padosan bena key rekha hai aur bahut khayal rakh raha hai
Kushbeer was shocked thinking what is going on and then suddenly understood that fateh fooled that guy into two reservations
Khusbeer hung up , manager confused and puts the receiver down
Fateh was happily resting on his bed watching tv in his room when kushberr called and blasted him for treating tejo badly
Fateh put the phone down smiling, not affected by his fathers sarcasm
Instead thinking sarcastically good for her serves her rite be alone 3 days 2 nites i just dont care
Tejo was a little upset seeing how fateh treated her
How am i going to spend the time here , that kamina left me to be alone
Just then fateh called to irtitate her and told his plans for outing tmrow full day only for himself and she can stay in her room crying whole day being alone
Before disconnecting he said
enjoy padosan
He keeps calling her padosan and it irtitated her to the core
Sighed she picked up a magazine from the reading table to pass her time
Kushbeer was sitting alone in the living room , dada saw him disturbed and asked what the matter was
Kushbeet told him fateh made two reservations and tejo is alone
Dada said call the manager and just ask for details at what time they checked in
Kushbeer checked the details
It was 7pm when they checked in
Dada the love guru smiled , kushbeer was confused
Dafa said dont worry let me handle
I can guarantee u tejo from padosan will be back to biwi and honey also and walked to his room
At 10;30pm fateh was about to sleep , tired from the journey when dada called , fateh frowned dada is gonna scold him but his grandfather was polite to him and said somethimg that scared the shit out of him
Dada said u made reservations at 7 pm and that is the do vela time
The time of the meeting of the day and nite where day ends and nite begins
From 630 to 7,30 is the time after sunset
It is believed that whatever said in the do vela comes true
Dada told fateh U said padosi sath mey legeya honeymoon pey that means it will actually happen
Ur padosi will take her away from u and spent his honeymoon with her
Fateh didnt understand
Dada said she will divorce u and marry another man in ur neighbour hood then become his honey and go with him for honeymoon and u will be left alone ,
Fateh ur wife will be with him on his bed
Fateh was getting so nervous
Noooo
It cant be
He cant allow someone else to honeymoon with his wife
Then dada said well u pushed her away and now the god will punish u
It was a superstitous belief which dada the love guru made it sound so real that fateh was shivering from head to toe
The thought of tejo with another man on his bed
Noooooo
Dada smiled
Tir lega nishaney pey
No man can tolerate his wife with another man and that too honeymooning him
Fateh said what to do
Dada replied be sweet to her to come back to ur
room and treat her well
Fateh said ok and then thought what shall i do now
Thinking how sarcastically he treated her
He took the rose in on reading table. There were two roses im the vase
And went to see her
She opened the door
He said sweetly: meri pyari biwi kya mey andhar aa sekta hun
Tejo was shocked and thought
Isko kya ho geya , from padosan no tejoji straight pyari biwi
She sighed
This one is a flipper just like jasmin
Sangat ka asar
She replied sarcastically ; kyun mey toh padosan thi na
Fateh smiled politely aisa mat bolo na
Tu .meri biwi hai aur biwi hi rehogi,
Tejo ; aur padosan?
Fateh ; vo jasmin hai na
Jasmin padosan hai
Tejo smiled , acha toh vo honey kaun hai
Fateh blushed : irrrk,,, abhi position khali hai
Tu ben na chaho gi ?
Tejo smiled and thought to herself ab aaya uth pahad key nichey
Something must have happened , she was sure about it
And quietly sat on her chair to continue reading the magazine ignoring him
He kneeled in front of her holding the flower and started singing songs one after the other
1, mere samney wali khidki mey aek chand ka tukda rehta hai
apsos yeh hai key vo humsey kuch ukhda ukhda rehta hai
She didnt respond
2; humko tumsey ho geya hai pyar kya kare
o bolo toh jiye ya bolo marjaye
She didnt respond
3, raat keli aek mey khawab mey aayi aur geley ka har hui
She didnt respond
4: sath pheron key sath vachan pyari dulhamiya tu bhool na jaana
She stood up had enough of his nonsese
Took the vase from the bed side and in the posture of jansi ki rani screamed
FATEH SINGH VIRK !!!!!
fateh took few steps back nervous
Irŕrkķ kyaaa
Tejo glaring with wide eyes
Combo package
of jhansi ki rani and durga mata
GET OUT !!!
Fateh ran to his room
He sat on his bed for 10 minutes thinking what shall i do the thought of her honeymooning someone from neighbourhood was killing him inside
Then decided to call his grandfather
Dada was about to go to bed
Fateh explained what he did but she refused in fact she wanted to throw the vase towards him so he ran away
Dada thought to himself
Serves him right after how he behaved with her
Then he advised fateh what to do
U broke her heart no matter how sweet u be she will refuse
Fateh was nervous
What shall i do
I dont want her to be with another man
Dada thought to himself
Acha hai ab isko peta chela biwi ki value kya hai
Gedha kahin ka
Then he went on saying u sang the wrong ones
Fateh was confused
Dada told him sing this song and she will run after u with the vase and u run to ur room and she follows u
Once shes inside lock the door
Fateh asked excitedly but upon hearing it was nervous
Dada assured it will work
So he went back to her room and took the rose with him again
As he was about to leave his room jasmin called
And was sad
She started saying fateh i am sorry and all that and wanted to patch up with him again so she asked
If she could return to him
Fateh was irritated coz his mind was on getting tejo back before she honeymoons with another guy
So he said to jasmin ; mainey tumhey maaf kardiya hai aur aaj key baad tujhey apni padosan key roop mey srikar karta hun , bhagwan tera bhela kare
Mera picha chod dey aur khushi khushi kisi key sath bhi canada cheli jana ok
I will be very happy for u
Sorry i am rushing now becoz if i dont reach on time my honey will be taken by my padosi for his honeymoon and i will die and straight go to the moon
And hung up
Jssmin confused like hell
Fateh left his room door opened as minutes later he is gonna run in
He rang tejos door bell few times and keeps ringing until she had to open the foor finally
Tejo irritated : kya hai
Fateh still nervous ; kya mey andar aa sekta hun
Voh kya hai na bas aek aur gaana phir mey chela jaunga
God promise
Tejo was like
this guy is unbelievable
She was wearing her nite suit about to sleep sitting on her bed to hear his song impatiently said
Tejo : gao bhi nariyal laun kya
Fateh didnt kneel down in fact stood a few steps away afraid
Then he sang
Padosan apni murgi ko rakhna sambal mera murga hua hai diwana
Tejo took the vase and chased him
He ran into his room she followed
he got beating from her and rushed to the door and locked it
Finally!
That nite tejo slept on the bed and fateh om the floor
There was no couch since its a honeymoon suite
She refused to stay with him in one room after how he treated her
He promised he will do what she says
The next morning his body was aching badly but he said never mind i will bear all pains but not the pain of seeing her with someone else
They enjoyed all the outings he booked for himself alone
And tejo was the queen and he the slave
So 3 days 2 nites eventually was a treat for tejo finally
She made him sleep on the floor
Enjoyed shopping with his credit cards
Bought gifts for sandhus and virks
When she was about to purchase for jasmin he said no need to purchase for padosan
Tejo says shes ur honey
He said no
Shes padosan and u are honey
So from padosan to biwi and now honey
All credit goes to padosi
The end
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