Marketing Strategies

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say,

"I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say,

"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and compliment her hair. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says,

"You are very rich..."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,

"I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face

That's Customer Feedback.