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Laughter - The Best Medicine
Prince Charles & Sham were having dinner.
Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sham thinks 'how poetic'
Sham says, 'pass the custard you bas***d'.
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Prince said, 'Pass the wine you divine'.
Sham thinks 'how poetic'
Sham says, 'pass the custard you bas***d'.
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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sham : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sham's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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2 friends are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working,
He puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
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