Toh yeh Paku ke liye, kya,kyun,kuch nahi puchne ka,samjha ,samjha kya. Haan toh dekhne ka, paku fan hone ka,aur padhne ka😎
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Pakhi couldn't take it anymore, she was on a verge of breakdown, she couldn't take this pain,this hurt anymore, she ran and ran and ran.....she ran like a possessed woman. In the corridors of CN, towards her solace, she ran towards her only peace of mind,her heart's reasoning to stay, she didn't care what others thought today. She ran towards the door and entered inside. She saw the occupant of the room standing facing the cupboard,but Pakhi just ran and hugged from behind. The reciever of the hug was shocked,
Person- Yeh kya hai, agar kisine dekh liya toh?
Pakhi- Mujhe farak nahi padta hai, mujhe kisiki bhi parvaah nahi hai, mujhe bas aaj mere dil ke dard ko mitaana hai,bas apne dil ko shaant karna hai.(And didi begins her ganga-jamuna baarish)
Person turns and voila.....it's none other than our dear mahaan lady dons ki aan,baan ,shaan ,one and only kaku.
Kaku(holding Pakhi's face in her hands): Patralekha, patralekha, kya hua? Tum aise ro kyun rahi ho Patralekha, tumhare aankhon ke aansu beh rahe hote hai tab mere dil ka khoon shareer mein tezi se beh jaata hai(she means BP badh jaata hai by the way), aur mere paav,thar ,thar,thar, wo machini maanav ke dance jaise kaapte hain, bolo,Patralekha,bolo tum,kisne tumhare saath daga kiya. Kisne tumhari beizzati ki phirse.
Didi just whined louder in a louder ,shrill voice.
Kaku: Ae aaram se....
Didi lowered her voice a bit.
Kaku: Aao, aao,tum yaha baitho Patralekha.
And dragged Pakhi towards the bed and made her sit on it and kaku sat beside her.
Kaku: Shaant hojaao Patralekha, shaant hojaao. Yeh lo,(and she plucked a kela from the kela dozen), Tum kela khaao, peela peela kela, acchi quality ka hai mere kamre waala,woh neeche living area waale kele ke jaise nahi.(said kaku proudly)
Pakhi took the banana ,peeled it and began eating it. She took a bite first,then looked at the banana, then kaku and forwarded to kaku.
Pakhi : Aap bhi khayengi badi mami.
Kaku: Arre nahi nahi ,yeh poora kela tumhaare liye ,tum khaao.(and she took the banana from Pakhi's hand and fed it to didi herself)
Pakhi: Thankyou badi mami.
Kaku: Arre pagli, bolo kya baat hai,kuch hua hai kya?
To which didi began to cry again.
Pakhi: Badi mami,aaj mein subah ,har subah ki tarah aapke liye hariya uncle ka bhais ka doodh lekar, kitchen mein gayi,aapke liye chai banane ke liye.
Kaku rested her head on her fist ,and heard didi.
Kaku: Hmmmm,aage bolo Patralekha.
Didi: maine chai ka pateela liya, gas on kiya, doodh dala, usmein paani daala, woh aapko milaavat wali chai pasand,nahi bohot pasand, nahi favourite haina, isiliye, maine paani daala.
Kaku: Hmmm,aage ,aage.
Didi: Phir maine shakkar ka box liya, woh chote daane waali, chai powder ka box liya phir, woh local laal mirch waale market ke baaju se liya hua,aapko pasand haina woh brand,cabinet se aur tab tak doodh with paani mix garam hochuka tha.
Kaku: Hmmm, aage bolo, zara kahaani ko tragedy ki ore fast forward karo Patralekha.
Didi: Badi maami,maine jaise hi chai powder aur shakkar daala..........
Kaku: kya hua....
Pakhi(now with a loud cry): DOOOOOOODDDDDHHHHHHH PPPPHHHHHAAATTTTTT GGGGAAAAYYYYYYAAAAA.(doodh phat gaya)
Kaku: Baaaaaassssssssssss............
Pakhi: (getting up from bed)bas badi mami, aapne iss khabar ko sunkar bas bas bola. Aapko pata hai, mere dil ka tukda jaata hai har din uss chai mein, jiske saare ingredients mein sabse chupaake daalti hu,taaki aap jaise chai ko peekar mehsoos karti hai,woh aur koyi nahi kar paaye,aur aap bas bolke meri beizzati kar rahi hai badi mami , ab toh mein apne saare sansaar tyaag kardungi, maayka bhi, aur mein himalay jaungi badi mami, aap bas mujhe ab permission dijiye himalay jaane ke liye.
Kaku: Arre,arre,arre,meri Nagpur shahanukoli khaandan express,shaant hojaao, shaant hojaao, maine aise nahi kaha. Tum baitho.
She made her sit and sat in front of her cross legged.
Kaku: patralekha, tumhe kya lagta hai ,ki mein tumhaare chai pe marti hu? Haan,shayad thoda thoda marti hu, par usse zyaada mein tumhaare liye marti hu Patralekha, sirf tumhaare liye. Jab tum chai ka cup lekar,tray pakadke murgiyon ki tarah uchalte, choohe ke jaise koodte hue aati ho, toh mujhe bohot khushi hoti hai. Aur jab tumhaare haath mere haath se choote hai,toh jo bijliya mehsoos hoti hai,oh ho ho,uska varnan mein kaise karu Patralekha. Samjhi Patralekha.
Didi was on cloud nine, she held kaku's hands in hers .
Didi: Sach
Kaku: Much
Didi: Badi mami......
Kaku: patralekha.......
And both of them hugged each other.
Meanwhile the love birds didn't realise that someone had recorded all this while peeking through the door.
Sai: Acche se record hua haina daado sutto.
Karishma: Viral video laayak Sai bhabhi, daado sutto.
To this both Sai and Karishma hified each other.
Karishma and Sai: Chai ki yaatra niklegi ab
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Toh,agar chappal maarna hai,toh I don't accept shoes,only sandals😎
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