Astitva: all about...

Theme:
Kisse ke muskurahto pe ho nisaar 😃 (people around Simran, for Simran)
Kisse ka dard mil sake to le udhar 😭 (Simran to people around her)
Kisse ke vaste ho tere dil mein pyar 😉(Abhi - to all his wives)
Phatelee Pain Kahaani issee kaa naam hai 😡(From most of the Viewers)

Sia:
Jab bhee koyee ladka dekhoon, mera dil deewana bole ole ole ole 😳

Sid:
Jo tumko ho pasand wahee baat karenge, tum din ko agar raat kaho raat kahenge (to Sia) 🤢

Tumhee ho mataa pitaa tumhee ho (to Simran)
Tumhee ho saas meri, tumhee boss ho
Maa-Baap na apne, tumhee sab-kuch ho

Urmila:
Akele hain, to kya gham hai, chaahe to hamare bas mein kya nahin 😛

Simran:
Mein aisee kyon hoon, mein waisee kyon hoon,
Mein jaise hoon, mein waisee kyon hoon 😕 (Only Ajai Sinha can answer)

Abhi:
Tumhe jo maine dekha, tumhe jo maine jaana
Jo hosh thaa, vho to gaya haa.... (like SRK in Astha Nursing Home, clicking Simran)
Simmi ki aankhon mein baatein, (Kiran ke) baton mein jaadoo
(Neha ke) Jadoo mein kho gaye hum, Par Sia nah kar payee bekaaboo 😳
Dus bahane kar ke le gaye dil.. le gaye dil 😎 (to all the women fallen for him...)

Saakshi:
Kya karoon, kya na karoon yeh kaise mushkil hai
Ghar or Pati sambhalta nahin hai, yeh hospital kaise sambhala jaye
Ke ek taraf mera pati hai, par Simran se bada to koyee nahin hai 😉

Khambhe jaise khadee hai, doctor hai yah chadee hai
Shola hai, phuljhadee hai, patakhe ke ladee hai
Aankhon mein gussaa hai, labo mein galee hai.
Arre meri pahunch ko jantee nahin hai yeh!!! (Yash to Saakshi in the hospital)

Shaguna:
Meri saason mein tu hai samayee,
Mera jeevan to hai tera hee Bayee,
Teri pooja karoon mein to har dum,
Yeh hain bappa ke karam,
Meri bayee ko mile hamesha gham

Astha Nursing Home:
Nukari kaa hai tumko intazaar, main hoon na
Experience nahin hai phir bhee, main hoon na
US returned ho ya ho koyee call girl,
Criminal record ho ya ho family problem
Sabke liye hai kuch na kuch.. main hoon na
Naukri kaa hai tumho intazaar... 😃

😆 😆 😆 wonderful dear... 👏 👏 👏

this just cracked me up...it was awesome! 👏

😆 great on Chikoo !!! 👏 👏 👏

Chikoo you are superb. you bring a dash of humor to this section. 😃 Please keep up the good work. 👏 👏 👏

u are too hilarious 😆 😆 😆
great chikooo 👏

Originally posted by: kartikeyaa

Chikoo you are superb. you bring a dash of humor to this section.

😃 thanks 😃

Originally posted by: kartikeyaa

😃 Please keep up the good work. 👏 👏 👏

I will, until I'm not banned 😃 with my warning level going up

very funny... but you forgot to mention someting from shaguna 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: chukkna

Hey Chikoo, After reading Nov 8th update I thought I would add this to your nice script. . .

Kiran (to Yash, before he met Simmy):
Dil ki baat kahin lab pe na aa jaye,
Haste Haste aankh kahin na bhar aaye
Yaad Rahe... Yaad Rahe

Yash (After today's episode):
Bhool gaya sab kuch, yaad nahi tha tab kuch,
hey hey ... ho ho...
Bas ek baat na bhooli...
Abhi o' Abhi... u r my daddy

😃

Now you cracked me up 😆

Originally posted by: mona21

very funny... but you forgot to mention someting from shaguna 😆 😆 😆

Now that you mentioned it, I add a few lines for Shaguna too... check it out 😃