LBC- A fun post! Winner on Pg. 5

Ladies and gentlemen(if we have any in the forum😆) welcome to LBC aka Lavy Banayegi Crorepati!🤗

So before we start the game let's get acquainted with the rules-

The participant who manages to impress me the most gets to be the winner!

Each questions has options choose the one which suits you the most!

Money will be transferred to the winners account online with full transparency!

It's a fun post don't take it offensively!

Here we go-

1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

P.S- Sorry if it offended anyone! Pls tell me which part offended you I'll try to cut or change it!

This is a result of me solving MCQ's

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilain ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

Hilarious post Lavy!! 🤣🤣🤣

here are my answers

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

1. Where is Dadu? (a mix of these 2)

b) Beena threw him out

d) He turned into Devdas (not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Acche acche civilain ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

6. What job does Bunty do?

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilain ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

@Answers in bold.

Btw Paisa kamane ka accha tarika hai🤣

Hum aur bhi khush honge agar har prashn ke liye tofa swaroop paisa milega to, winner nahi yehi sahi😛🤣

And another nice & fun topic Lavy. I enjoyed it😆

Originally posted by: Vageeshwarics

My answers are in bold😳

Thanks for answering😆

Asha karte hai apko maja aaya!😳

Ye raha apka hamper

Originally posted by: SuVan_EDKV2

Hilarious post Lavy!! 🤣🤣🤣

here are my answers

Thank you ji....glad you liked it!😆

Apka hamper lijiye

Originally posted by: MusicOfTheHeart

@Answers in bold.

Btw Paisa kamane ka accha tarika hai🤣

Hum aur bhi khush honge agar har prashn ke liye tofa swaroop paisa milega to, winner nahi yehi sahi😛🤣

And another nice & fun topic Lavy. I enjoyed it😆

Akhir tareeka Bunty Miyan ka hai🤣🤣

Tumhe kya lagta hai mere aur mere Bapu ke paas duniya bhar ka paisa hai? Kisi ek ko hi Lavy Banayegi Crorepati🤣

In reality mein Below Poverty Line aati hoon😭 mujhe pehle lagta tha mein middle class hoon but when Rhea Chakraborty's dad said they are a middle-class family I realised I am poor🥺🥺😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Glad you enjoyed it🤗

Ye lo apka hamper

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

P.S- Sorry if it offended anyone! Pls tell me which part offended you I'll try to cut or change it!

This is a result of me solving MCQ's

Mind blowing Lavy 😍😍

it was fun... we should def have a part 2

@Vagee I knew you were going to choose

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga🤣

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh🤣

We both are very innocent minded for the first one and for the second one I'll just say #teamhaldiwaladoodh

Amazing concept as always Lavy! Ekdum maza aa gaya!🤣🤣 Hope mujhe kuch paise mil jaaye🤣

1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

There's only so much one can tolerate🤣

Also love the Munna Bhai reference here!🤣

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

Daadu ko bahar nikale dekh she felt khud hi jaana behtar hoga😆

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

Yeh iska character chindi chor hi lagta hai

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

Combo offer along with face pack!😆

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

Suman plans to recommend it to her patients too now

6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

Bunty miyaan the great!😆