LBC- A fun post! Winner on Pg. 5 - Page 2

Originally posted by: Nailah_EjFian

Mind blowing Lavy 😍😍

it was fun... we should def have a part 2

Thanks....glad you enjoyed it😆

For sure...will come with LBC S2 in a few days🤣

Ye lo your hamper

Originally posted by: Bucky

Amazing concept as always Lavy! Ekdum maza aa gaya! Hope mujhe kuch paise mil jaaye

Glad you enjoyed it😆 Milenge jarur milenge🤣 *sobs on footpath because ghar bech diya LBC ke liye🤣*

1. Where is Dadu?

b) Beena threw him out

There's only so much one can tolerate

Also love the Munna Bhai reference here!

Ekdum correct baat🤣 she must have asked him to go near his wife🤣

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

Daadu ko bahar nikale dekh she felt khud hi jaana behtar hoga

OMG Babu....you killed it here🤣🤣 bechari darr gayi hogi🤣

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

Yeh iska character chindi chor hi lagta hai

Chindi chor?!!🤣🤣

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

Combo offer along with face pack!

Yes...kissi ladke mein interest nahi, apni life mein interest nahi, basically kisi cheez main interest nahi phir bhi madam wants to be,

'main husn pari, maine Shravan ke yaha, main sabpe khasi, main sabpe khafa,

Soundarya sabun Vikra haan haan Soundarya sabun Vikra'🤣

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

Suman plans to recommend it to her patients too now

Along with chewing gum🤣

6. What job does Bunty do?

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

Bunty miyaan the great!

Yes....sab ataa hain inhe🤣

@Bucky thanks for participating here's your hamper

Please see answers in bold

1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

E) Dadu has started his own best vest making factory

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

E) sumo ki phir Sikhana jo hai

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

E) parents key Sath argue kar kar ke

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

E) Shravan has the cool biker attitude I have the cool gum chew

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

e) whiskey Nahin, coke hai — just as fake as the vest

6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

E) Man Friday - Friday ko chutti milti hai

P.S- Sorry if it offended anyone! Pls tell me which part offended you I'll try to cut or change it!

This is a result of me solving MCQ's

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

Akhir tareeka Bunty Miyan ka hai🤣🤣

Tumhe kya lagta hai mere aur mere Bapu ke paas duniya bhar ka paisa hai? Kisi ek ko hi Lavy Banayegi Crorepati🤣

In reality mein Below Poverty Line aati hoon😭 mujhe pehle lagta tha mein middle class hoon but when Rhea Chakraborty's dad said they are a middle-class family I realised I am poor🥺🥺😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Glad you enjoyed it🤗

Ye lo apka hamper

Bapu ke paas nahi hai to kya hua Sasur Bapu ke paas se le aiyiye🤣 Woh log hai bade khaandani🤣🤣

Fir to mera hoi Line hi nahi hoga😭🤣

Thanks for the Chocolates🤗 Big thanks Chewing Gum wala Hamper nahi thi issliye🤣

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

Ladies and gentlemen(if we have any in the forum😆) welcome to LBC aka Lavy Banayegi Crorepati!🤗

So before we start the game let's get acquainted with the rules-

The participant who manages to impress me the most gets to be the winner!

Each questions has options choose the one which suits you the most!

Money will be transferred to the winners account online with full transparency!

It's a fun post don't take it offensively!

Here we go-

1. Where is Dadu?

a) He's on a forced pilgrimage

b) Beena threw him out

c) In search of a new wife who belongs to the army

d) He turned into Devdas(not romantically) when he saw Suman with Vikram (woh raat Dadu 2 baje tak piya)

Inke mizaaz toh pehle se hi romantic the, abhi sabko settle kar diya, Suman cadet ne army Join karli toh nikal pade Dulhan ki khoj mein😎

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

a) Studying for Masters or further education

a) Acche acche civilian ladke milte hai tadne ke liye (boyfriend ye kisiko banati nahi)

b) Beena se chutkara chahiye tha

c) Pass hi nahi hui aaj tak....thik se copy karne nahi dete

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga

It's Kancha in the search of her Kanche🤣

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

a) Degree? Voh kya hoti hai?

b) Exam Paper mein paise rakhta tha examiner aur moderator ke liye

c) University valon ko dhamkaya tha(more like irritate kiya tha roke and they gave up because iski chipkuness handle nahi hui)

d) Degree iske paas hai hi nahi....ye to bas Suman ko impress karna chahta hai...hearing wale day par chache ke foofa ke bhatije ki bhabhi ke bete ke best friend ki nani ki behen ki sale ke bete ka cat ghoom ho gaya bol kar ayega nahi

With the amount of confidence he has, he sure hasn't studied enough. Cause no subject aata hai usmein toh hazard doubts aate hain mind mein🤔

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

a) Calories burn hoti hai and she will remain slim

b) Khana banana nahi ata and bahar ka khana mehenga hai

c) Company usse militants mein chewing gum advertise karne ke paise dete hai

d) Because chewing gums are sticky and symbolize Vikku bhaiya....just the way she throws away the chewing gum she will throw away Vikram too!

Obviously, khana mehenga hai, ghar bikne ko aagaya, Chachu useless hai. Saste Savings 😭

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

a) Malhotra's mein liver hai hi nahi!

b) For their liver, water=alcohol

c) Drinks voh kabhi lete nahi....glass mein apple juice hota hai

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh

Punjabi puttars have special liver immunity since birth.

6. What job does Bunty do?

a) Cupid...jagah jagah jake logon ke dil milata hai

b) Paisa kamae ki kya jaroorat hai? Uska bhai(Shravan) hai na

c) Kancha+Avni+Devika ke usse zindagi ki kasauti pe chodne ke baat bechara sirf natak karta hai khush rehneka....andar se toot chuka hai...kaam karne ka mann nahi karta!

d) All rounder hai....love guru, broker, etc

Somewhat like Partners ka Sallu. Bole toh freelancer 😎

P.S- Sorry if it offended anyone! Pls tell me which part offended you I'll try to cut or change it!

This is a result of me solving MCQ's

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

Thanks for answering😆

Asha karte hai apko maja aaya!😳

Ye raha apka hamper

Hamper-wamper chodo winner kaun hai batao😎

I am very confident that I am the winner😎

Originally posted by: Pranushka_723

@Vagee I knew you were going to choose

d) Aise hi cool aur sexy laga🤣

d) Kavita's haldi wala doodh🤣

We both are very innocent minded for the first one and for the second one I'll just say #teamhaldiwaladoodh

Originally posted by: Kaira4ever

Please see answers in bold

1. Where is Dadu?

E) Dadu has started his own best vest making factory

🤣🤣 koi khareedta bhi hai kya?🤣

2. Why is Kancha still at college?

E) sumo ki phir Sikhana jo hai

Poor Kancha has to teach such a hard subject called love to such a weak student🤪

3. How did Vikram earn his degree?

E) parents key Sath argue kar kar ke

Voh bhi thak gaye kya?🤣

4. Why is Suman obsessed with chewing gum?

E) Shravan has the cool biker attitude I have the cool gum chew

And trust Sumo madam it's ewwwww😆

5. What's the secret behind Malhotra's healthy liver?

e) whiskey Nahin, coke hai — just as fake as the vest

Right....Malhotra's ka maal sasta aur fake hota hai🤣

6. What job does Bunty do?

E) Man Friday - Friday ko chutti milti hai

Life ho to aisi😉

Amazing answers🤣🤣

Here's you hamper

Thanks for participating!

Originally posted by: MusicOfTheHeart

Bapu ke paas nahi hai to kya hua Sasur Bapu ke paas se le aiyiye🤣 Woh log hai bade khaandani🤣🤣

Fir to mera hoi Line hi nahi hoga😭🤣

Thanks for the Chocolates🤗 Big thanks Chewing Gum wala Hamper nahi thi issliye🤣

Ha...vaise bhi bahot din hue unhe chuna nahi lagaya🤣tumhare idea khub bhalo🤣

Yes....hum jaison ka koi line hi nahi🥺🤣

You're welcome....chewing gum dekh dekh ke pakna nah chahti thi🤣