Originally posted by: FingerFetish
Why arenât you proud of me for scoring 1 out of 10? đ
1/10 mila?

Kaisi thi aap ...
Paro of the Universe, queen of the caterpillars, owner of priceless booties you got from trampling over the souls of the people during that one round.

I had such high hopes and achievements for you after that. But ... but ... but ...

Sab paani me mil gaya, like yogurt and honey.
Nahi. Ab toh heavy regiment of non stop sheep training, brain pushups, and playing âwhat the f*ck is s/he guessing when Iâm out in publicâ where you play the sheep game by yourself by writing down a question, your answer, and then you approach random people and predict and confirm their answers. Embarrassing lagega? Yes. Mujhe aisa abhi laga. Mere saare dreams, beams, creams ko ek chutki sindoor ki taara tumne phel diya. Tum kya jaano ek chutki sindoor ki kya kimat hai FF-babuni, babi, babunimi? Aare koi toh batao babu ka feminine version kya hai.

maar daala, alllaaaahhhh, maar daaalaa.
You know what. No more Aishwarya gifs for you. Ab toh yeh bandha hi milega.

Jab tak agle sheep round mein at least Top 10 in each round, Top 5 in semi finals, and Top 3 in finals nahi mil jata iska ch*tiya chehera aur gatiya acting dekhna parega.
Work hard, eat persimmons, and think about murdering your opponents (figuratively only). Number 1, 2, 3 positions are guaranteed.
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Now I feel bad. In all this toughness, I didnât even congratulate you on finishing this game in rank ...
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Karva sach ko yaad dilaya tumne. I was but a young boy happily entering into my schoolâs spelling bee. They would ask me to spell words, I would spell the words. I tied for first place. What was that? No. Not first place. I TIED. I shared my victory with some other kid. I figured koi nahi, somebody in the future will definitely take revenge. Then I met you and I was like FF pe rakhoonga badosa to exact my revenge and restore my glory. Her endless supply of Aishwarya gifs was proof a hardworking dedicated winner. And I watched ... I waited ... I ate food ... (I didnât really do any of that except eat food... I didnât pay attention at all).
Koi nahi. Ab mein aagaya. Fire your current support squad (if you have one, if you donât ... choose random people), kehdo sab ko âBC tunne mujhe hara diya (first rule of Shyamism is to blame everyone else for self empowerment). Bhaaaag. Tunne mujhe jeet ne se rokh liya. Bhaaaaaaag.â *releases arrow*
Thatâs you jumping over, thatâs me watching on the chariot. Muahahahhaha.
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*deep breath ... thanda dimag*
Nope nothing has changed. đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
F*ck my kind soul. I canât submit this post without feeling guilty ... Congrats on surviving and completing the game. At least you tried your best during this round ... right ... Right .... RIGHTTTTT!!!
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