|| Happy Despicably Dabangg Birthday Shreya! || - Page 6

Originally posted by: MishtiRyous

salman ka haal dekh ke I thought 'if you can't beat them join them'

took it in literal sense and JOINED THEM and ta daaa we got Salminion Khan 😎Being Huminion😆

btw I am already in touch with Gabbarinion to take revenge

Tumhare Gabbarinion ko takkar dene ke liye Krrishinion hai. 😎

I'd like to propose we grill Shreya on her birthday with questions.

I'll start:

1) If you had nothing to worry about it life (work or money), where would you live?

2) Your favorite holiday destination?

3) What's more important? Truth or happiness.

4) What is your most treasured possession and why?

5) Which food most closely describes your personality?

6) How many fingers am I hold up?

7) What is your favorite color?

8) Choose one: Book or Movie (both are equal in terms of awesomeness)

9) Describe your best holiday

10) If you had access to a time machine, would you go to the past or go to the future, and why? Note: The time machine will not start if your intention is to avoid this (if you want to go in the past to avoid this or go in the future to already complete this - it won't work)

11) Is Shreya your real name?

12) If you could choose any name in the world as your name, what would it be?

13) How young are you?

14) What place have you lived the longest?

15) Relationship status: Single ready to mingle, married ready to be buried, divorced ready to meet a horse, or engaged ready to get enraged?

16) Describe your best quality?

17) Describe your worst quality?

18) Kya karti ho?

19) If you could tell Vijay anything in the world, what would it be?

20) You mentioned you were a TA. Why did you become a TA?

21) What was your dream job as a kid/teen, what is your current job, what is your dream job as an adult?

22) What have you accomplished so far in life?

23) What are your hobbies?

24) I'm getting tired of writing questions. So when is your bed time?

25) Are you a spy?

26) What are things you hate to do?

27) Can you cook?

28) On a scale of 1-10, how good is your cooking and will we survive after eating it?

29) Can you bake? What do you bake?

30) If you had to ask three people what they think of you, what would they say. The people are: Mom, the last IFer that PMed you, and someone you know from some store (like a clerk or a manager that you've interacted with a lot).

31) Who is the funniest member you have met?

32) Who is the dullest member you have met?

33) Which member would you happily take a baseball bat and smash over their head (it's a cartoon baseball bat, so no physical harm)

34) Look outside your window. What do you see?

35) Describe yourself in 1 sentence in Hindi only. Then translate it into English for Nita.

36) Look up. What do you see?

37) Look down. What do you see?

38) What is your opinion of IF?

39) What is your opinion of BWF?

40) Look to the right. What do you see?

41) Look to the left. What do you see?

42) Look to the right again. Has anything changed? If yes, describe it. If no, what would you change.

43) Why is Maroon always so lost?

44) What are 3 reasons why girls like Vansh.

45) What are 6 reasons why girls should not like Vansh.

46) Do you see yourself dating Vansh?

47) What would Vansh need to do to go on a date with you?

48) Describe what you would do to Riddhima's character in 7.5 words.

49) Best April fools prank someone pulled on you.

50) How have you been surviving during COVID?

51) Name one actor that you love to death, name on actor that you hate to death.

52) KJo calls and is like "Shreya darling ... kisses kisses ... yes, I have a roll for you in a //actor you love to death// movie, but you have neither a strong roll or important presence in the movie" and then the next day, SLB calls and is like "Shreya ... I got a part. Lead roll is opposite //actor you hate to date//". The SLB movie has a better plot. Whose movie will you choose and why.

53) You found a genie's lamp, rubbed it a few times, and our popped Mahi the Genie. Mahi says that she will grant you three wishes. What three wishes will you ask for?

54) Who is your rival?

55) If you could keep 3 things and lose the rest, what would it be?

56) What shoe size do you wear?

57) Describe your worst nightmare

58) What would you like to have written on your tombstone

59) You are at work and your boss catches you roaming IF. You are in trouble. How will you save yourself?

60) You catch your boss on IF and figure out his ID. What will you do?

61) Who is more beautiful? Ileana D'Cruz or Ileana D'Cruz?

62) Choose your life partner: Sexiest man with the brain of a toad or average looking guy that is far more intelligent than you.

63) Describe what you would do to Sallu if you and he were alone together (like elevator mein, nothing naughty if you can resist).

64) You are hired to lead IMMJ2 creatives. What is the first change you will make?

65) Did you ever cry while watching a movie? Which movie?

66) Which movie made you laugh to the point where tears rolled down your cheeks, you couldn't breathe, and you were clutching your stomach?

67) Choose the best Khan - Aamir, SRK, Sallu

68) Choose the best Celeb Wife - Kareena, Aishwarya, Soha Ali Khan, or any other actress married to an actor

69) Why is '69' so hilarious? (nothing lewd ><)

70) What is the biggest problem is Ka-Ne-Da?

71) When's the last time you wet your bed?

72) When's the last time you spilled something all over yourself?

73) What's your favorite real number between 3 and 4.

74) Are you secretly in love with Sallu? If yes, what nickname would you call him? If no, what nickname would you call him?

75) Does your feet smell?

76) What does your elbow smell like (yes, this requires you to bring your elbow to your nose and smell it)

77) Favorite Destination to

1. Raw Physical Romance

2. Honeymoon

3. Date

4. Final moments

   
   

   
   

   Formatting got screwed up so I'll end it here. Consider yourself fortunate.

IF refuses to acknowledge the less than or great than signs for some reason and cuts the post off there. Kya chal raha hai bhai.

Heartfelt birthday greetings to you, Sri! ❤️

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

I'd like to propose we grill Shreya on her birthday with questions.

I'll start:

75) Does your feet smell?

76) What does your elbow smell like (yes, this requires you to bring your elbow to your nose and smell it)

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

I don't remember anymore. 🤣🤣 I just want one.

I will also settle for access to the Bollywood forum trashcan thread. But birthday gift mein yahi dono chahiye.

Lol okay your birthday gift has been given to you then. 🤣

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

I'd like to propose we grill Shreya on her birthday with questions. Lol this isn't grilling. This is barbecuing. 🤣 Chalo I'll try to answer a few.

I'll start:

1) If you had nothing to worry about it life (work or money), where would you live? Somewhere in Western Europe

2) Your favorite holiday destination? I don't have one. I want to see the world. So every year I try to go somewhere new.

6) How many fingers am I hold up? As many as I am 😛

7) What is your favorite color? Any shade of red, but it doesn't look good with my skin tone 😡 so I wear a lot of black usually.

8) Choose one: Book or Movie (both are equal in terms of awesomeness) Either. I love both. I can spend all my free time either reading or watching.

9) Describe your best holiday It would have to be my trip to Geneva last year. It was a lovely trip because it was the first time I went without any major plans. I had decided on a few museums and sights I wanted to see, but the rest was ad hoc. I would also just go for long walks and I saw most of Geneva that way.

10) If you had access to a time machine, would you go to the past or go to the future, and why? Note: The time machine will not start if your intention is to avoid this (if you want to go in the past to avoid this or go in the future to already complete this - it won't work) Past - there's a lot of things I want to change about my life. Major things.

13) How young are you? As young as I want to be - which changes everyday 😆

14) What place have you lived the longest? Canada - it's where I was born and raised and I haven't moved from here apart from vacations

15) Relationship status: Single ready to mingle, married ready to be buried, divorced ready to meet a horse, or engaged ready to get enraged? Single and not at all ready to mingle - I like being alone! LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! 🤣

18) Kya karti ho? I work in commercial real estate in mortgage lending. Basically lending money to anything that isn't single family homes.

20) You mentioned you were a TA. Why did you become a TA? I was a TA (Teaching Assistant) for 3 of the 4 years of my undergrad. It seemed interesting and I wanted to pass on what I had learnt in my classes to others. After the first semester, it actually became more for jokes cause of the types of people I ended up with in my classes/exams. 🤣

21) What was your dream job as a kid/teen, what is your current job, what is your dream job as an adult? I wanted to be a writer, I work as a finance professional now, but one day I still want to be a writer.

28) On a scale of 1-10, how good is your cooking and will we survive after eating it? I would give myself a 10 on certain items and a 6 on others. Some things I can make in my sleep and you would love it. I've made these items - like Italian and Mediterranean food - for dinner parties and everyone has always enjoyed it. Other items I would say is 6 - like Indian and Chinese - because I can make it, but not as good as others.

29) Can you bake? What do you bake? I love baking and it's actually a new found love. I started about 2 years ago. I can bake cookies, bread, simple one-tier cakes, and fries.

43) Why is Maroon always so lost? Cause Porsches are falling in quality.

46) Do you see yourself dating Vansh? Nope 😆

47) What would Vansh need to do to go on a date with you? Sudhar jao Vansh, sudhar jao. 😆

51) Name one actor that you love to death, name on actor that you hate to death. Hate is easy - Kangana - I can't stand that woman and it's sad cause her movies are good, but she....less said the better. One actor that I love to death - actually there are two - HR ❤️ and SSR 💔.

52) KJo calls and is like "Shreya darling ... kisses kisses ... yes, I have a roll for you in a //actor you love to death// movie, but you have neither a strong roll or important presence in the movie" and then the next day, SLB calls and is like "Shreya ... I got a part. Lead roll is opposite //actor you hate to date//". The SLB movie has a better plot. Whose movie will you choose and why. SLB movie because if I'm going into acting I want to do roles of substance. If I can work for years with people I hate, then I can do a movie with an actor I hate.

53) You found a genie's lamp, rubbed it a few times, and our popped Mahi the Genie. Mahi says that she will grant you three wishes. What three wishes will you ask for? 1 million more wishes, 2 million more wishes, and the ability to slap you just by saying your name for all these questions

59) You are at work and your boss catches you roaming IF. You are in trouble. How will you save yourself? She's already caught me. I told her the truth - I moderate the forum in my free time. She was impressed and let it be only because I'm not all the time, just a few minutes here and there. Sometimes the truth absolves you.

60) You catch your boss on IF and figure out his ID. What will you do? First of all, my boss is her. And secondly, she ain't on IF. I already know that.

61) Who is more beautiful? Ileana D'Cruz or Ileana D'Cruz? Me

62) Choose your life partner: Sexiest man with the brain of a toad or average looking guy that is far more intelligent than you. The latter.

64) You are hired to lead IMMJ2 creatives. What is the first change you will make? The rest of the creatives

65) Did you ever cry while watching a movie? Which movie? I don't cry a lot, but a few recent movies did make me cry - Chhichhore (when SSR's character made that speech to his friends on how kids can hurt themselves so easily), Dil Bechara (for obvious reasons), and Khuda Haafiz (that last scene made me tear up a little)

66) Which movie made you laugh to the point where tears rolled down your cheeks, you couldn't breathe, and you were clutching your stomach? Andaz Apna Apna, Welcome, Hera Pheri, Golmaal (Amol Palekar one and the first one in the series), Hulchul, and a few other comedies like that. I like clean comedies.

67) Choose the best Khan - Aamir, SRK, Sallu It would be a tie between SRK and Sallu for me. Sallu for all his humanitarian work and SRK for his offscreen personality.

I picked and chose and here are the answers to a few of your questions.

Originally posted by: guenhwyvar

I'd like to propose we grill Shreya on her birthday with questions.

Wth Babua. If you start off with 77 questions, the hell would the rest of us ask? 🤣

Originally posted by: Minionite

Lol okay your birthday gift has been given to you then. 🤣

You raised his WL? 😲

Originally posted by: Minionite

Lol okay your birthday gift has been given to you then. 🤣

SUCCESS IS MINE!! 🥳🥳🥳

Winning speech:

Wow, I can't believe this has finally happened. I'd first like to thank my parents for giving birth to me. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today. I'd also like to thank Shreya for giving me the WL as well. I asked a million times, but she would always find some reason to say no. And now that I got it, it makes me so happy. I'd also like to thank the countless supporters who encouraged me to never give up on my dreams. For a moment there, I did forget about it (a person can take only so many rejections), and then it came up again. I'm glad I pursued it so I dedicate my WL to my countless supporters and fans.

Alright, time to go apply to some random shows' DT now. 😆 My submission will read: My record is so clean that I got a WL after begging Shreya. Quality DT character right there.

Just a small correction, this isn't MY birthday gift. This is YOUR birthday gift. Congratulations!