> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> To,
> Juliet
> Grade 7.0 S.M
> Sub: Offer of love!
>
> Dearest Ms Juliet,
>
> I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in
> Love with you
> since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference
> to the meeting
> held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I
> would like to
> present myself as a prospective lover. Our love
> affair would be on
> probation for a period of three months and depending
> on compatibility,
> would be made permanent.
>
> Of course, upon completion of probation, there will
> be continuous on
> the job training and performance appraisal schemes
> leading up to
> promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses
> incurred for coffee and
> entertainment would initially be shared equally
> between us.
>
> Later, based on your performance,I might take up a
> larger share of the
> expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be
> taken care of, on your
> expense account.
>
> I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of
> receiving this
> letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled
> without further
> notice and I shall be considering someone else. I
> would be happy, if
> you could forward this letter to your sister, if you
> do not wish to
> take up this offer.
>
> Wish you all the best!
>
> Thanking you in anticipation,
> Yours sincerely,
>
> Romeo
> Manager HR
>