KTLK Quiz - Page 67

Ashu ki utar gayi jawaani

Lubna ne ki unki maan hani

Unki kharab ho gayi zindagani

Sharam se doobne ke liye woh doondne gaye gomti ka pani

Gomti ke kinaare khadi thi sanjivani the lawyer

Boli Ashu math bano kayar

Lubna pe file karenge hum FIR

Lubna pe please koi case math keejiye dayar

Shola agar usme tha, tho mujhme bhi tha fire

Anjane mein hi ho gaya yeh consensual affair

Maine Nidhi ko sabh sach bataya toh usne kaha mujhe liar

Jallianwala bagh ke liye zimmedar the general dyer

Nidhi ka dimag kharab karne wali Lubna nahin, mere muzrim hai forum ke do shayar 🤣

Jagan ko ho gaya tha Nidhi se pyar

Usse woh bola-tum Ashu ko bhool jao na yaar

Woh tumhe kabhi nahi leke jayega Gomti paar

Mujhse shaadi karogi toh honeymoon ko tumhe lekar jaoonga Myanmar

Myanmar mein hum ho jayenge settle

Tum roz pehna karna gajra made of rose petal

Business karenge hum of old newspaper and scrap metal

Extra aamdani ke liye tum paal lena cattle

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Originally posted by: nishi05

Wow...Sanam n Vidi great job...👏👏👍🏼

Thank u😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Did you really go through the things we wrote 🤣. Thank you

Bahut achcha laga sunke..hard work pays off😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu ki utar gayi jawaani

Lubna ne ki unki maan hani

Unki kharab ho gayi zindagani

Sharam se doobne ke liye woh doondne gaye gomti ka pani

Gomti ke kinaare khadi thi sanjivani the lawyer

Boli Ashu math bano kayar

Lubna pe file karenge hum FIR

Lubna pe please koi case math keejiye dayar

Shola agar usme tha, tho mujhme bhi tha fire

Anjane mein hi ho gaya yeh consensual affair

Maine Nidhi ko sabh sach bataya toh usne kaha mujhe liar

Jallianwala bagh ke liye zimmedar the general dyer

Nidhi ka dimag kharab karne wali Lubna nahin, mere muzrim hai forum ke do shayar 🤣

Hum dono hai shayar

Na ki Lubna ki tarah kayar

Na hi Mallika ki tarah liar

Our posts r always on fire

Ashu ne maxi ko Mallika ke liye Kiya tha hire

Hila tha uske dimaag ke wire

For drying my hair I always use dryer🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Jagan ko ho gaya tha Nidhi se pyar

Usse woh bola-tum Ashu ko bhool jao na yaar

Woh tumhe kabhi nahi leke jayega Gomti paar

Mujhse shaadi karogi toh honeymoon ko tumhe lekar jaoonga Myanmar

Myanmar mein hum ho jayenge settle

Tum roz pehna karna gajra made of rose petal

Business karenge hum of old newspaper and scrap metal

Extra aamdani ke liye tum paal lena cattle

🤣

Jagan tum ho mental

Ashu is really gentle

Don't be so judgemental

Nidhi aur Ashu mile they accidental

Ashu loves food Continental

It's a basic fundamental

Ashu ko police ne laga di hathkadi

Lubna se flirting unko mehngi padi

Jail mein nahi mil rahi thi hare chane ki kadi

Yeh thi unke zindagi ki sabse mushkil ghadi

Nidhi Ashu ke defense mein ho gayi khadi

Lubna lagti hai chudail, uski shakal hai itni sadi

Aur waise bhi saalon pehle hi gomti mein girne ke karan toot gayi inki chadi

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Mallika hai meri buddy

Woh hai ek nihayat hi khoobsurat lady

Mere liye hi woh modern dress chodke pehenti hai saadi

Nahi zinda hai uske mummy aur daddy

Mujhse woh expect karti hai valentines day ke din rose, chocolate aur teddy

Mujhe return gift mein deti hai satin ki boxer chaddi

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Rohan ki ho gayi buri halath

Khabar milli usse ekdam ghaatak

Kyunki Nidhi ki subah subah bigad gayi tabiyat

Dadi bua ne ki uske parents se shiyakat

Aapke bete ne he ki meri poti ke saath galat harkat

Iski bedsheet mein nahi rehti ek bi silvat

Kahin aur hi leta hai yeh karvat

Maana hai bholi baali iski soorat

Iske dimag se zyada saaf hai railway ka phatak

Doctor ka naam uchal ke yeh kar raha hai naatak

Mujhe patha hai ki uss buddhe mein nahi hai taakath

Yeh sab padhke behosh ko gaye hain iss kavita ke paatak

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu ko police ne laga di hathkadi

Lubna se flirting unko mehngi padi

Jail mein nahi mil rahi thi hare chane ki kadi

Yeh thi unke zindagi ki sabse mushkil ghadi

Nidhi Ashu ke defense mein ho gayi khadi

Lubna lagti hai chudail, uski shakal hai itni sadi

Aur waise bhi saalon pehle hi gomti mein girne ke karan toot gayi inki chadi

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Mallika bhi Ashu se ladi

Mallika Nidhi se hai 500 saal badi

Rehti hai gomti kinare khadi

Aati Hui car uske pair pe chadhi

Pair pe hua plaster

Mallika ke liye hua disaster

Ashu bann gaya Nidhi ka master🤣