KTLK Quiz - Page 66

Ashu hai lakhon mein ek

Sabse pehle mujhko hi khilata hai birthday ka cake

College mein pilatha the mujhe chocolate milkshake

Irade hai unke bade nek

Mere hi Kehne pe Nidhi ko unhone kgh se diya phenk

Ek din mujhe hi woh banayega woh Nidhi ki maami.. Suhasini tu bas chup chap tamasha dekh

Sanam yahan kya kar rahi hai tu, jaa jaldi jaake kitchen mein roti senkh

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Originally posted by: Sanam23

Kal Professor sahab ne kaha aaj banana paneer aur daal

Maine kaha... na baby sar dard se hai Mera bura haal

Bole main rukta Hoon Ghar pe tumhe loonga sambhaal

Maine jode unke haath

Kyunki agar Ghar pe ruke ye toh main ho jaaungi behaal

Isiliye jaaiye aur ye lijiye apni watch aur rumaal🤣

Ashu ke rumal mein Nidhi ne ki thi kadhai

Kadhai ko dekh kar Mallika ne ki usse ladai

Suhasini ne bhi khari khoti unko sunai

Tumhe itna badnam kar doongi ki poore India koi nahi banayega tumhe apna jamai

Shor se jaag utha kallu halwai

Doctor sahab, aapka ehsaan hai mere upar, apne dee hai mujhe muft ki dawai

Aapse shaadi karegi meri beti Janaki bai

Usse hi banana aap apne bachchon ki maai

Kallu ne Ashu ko pilai ilaichi wali chai

Usme usne daal di double malai

Janaki ki pehle tooth chuki thi sagai

Iss baat se hui thi uski jag hasai

Ladke ke dada ka naam tha morarji desai

Peshe se tha woh kasai

Kal hi hui thi uski jail se rihai

Ladki ke gun sunke Ashu ko apni naani yaad aai

Zindagi mein kabhi bhi shadi nahi karne ki usne kasam khai

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu hai lakhon mein ek

Sabse pehle mujhko hi khilata hai birthday ka cake

College mein pilatha the mujhe chocolate milkshake

Irade hai unke bade nek

Mere hi Kehne pe Nidhi ko unhone kgh se diya phenk

Ek din mujhe hi woh banayega woh Nidhi ki maami.. Suhasini tu bas chup chap tamasha dekh

Sanam yahan kya kar rahi hai tu, jaa jaldi jaake kitchen mein roti senkh

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Ashu pe likha hai badhiya se lekh

Pls leave Mallika for God's sake

Roti banate banate ho gaya hai mere headache

I will bake a cake

Mallika is really fake

Zoo mein aaya snake

Jisko dekh ke mere andhar utha earthquake

My doctor told me to increase the calcium intake🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu ke rumal mein Nidhi ne ki thi kadhai

Kadhai ko dekh kar Mallika ne ki usse ladai

Suhasini ne bhi khari khoti unko sunai

Tumhe itna badnam kar doongi ki poore India koi nahi banayega tumhe apna jamai

Shor se jaag utha kallu halwai

Doctor sahab, aapka ehsaan hai mere upar, apne dee hai mujhe muft ki dawai

Aapse shaadi karegi meri beti Janaki bai

Usse hi banana aap apne bachchon ki maai

Kallu ne Ashu ko pilai ilaichi wali chai

Usme usne daal di double malai

Janaki ki pehle tooth chuki thi sagai

Iss baat se hui thi uski jag hasai

Ladke ke dada ka naam tha morarji desai

Peshe se tha woh kasai

Kal hi hui thi uski jail se rihai

Ladki ke gun sunke Ashu ko apni naani yaad aai

Zindagi mein kabhi bhi shadi nahi karne ki usne kasam khai

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Nidhi ne chhod di padhai

Shuru Kari usne mount Everest ki chadhai

Ashu se thi uski ladai

Ashu ne chaha manana

Nidhi ne kaha nahi chalega aapka bahana

Ab kabhi na mere Ghar aana

Warna pata hai na Kon Hain mere Nana

Band aapka taana baana

Aapke liye gaati Hoon ek gaana

Bhaiyya mere raakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Nidhi ne chhod di padhai

Shuru Kari usne mount Everest ki chadhai

Ashu se thi uski ladai

Ashu ne chaha manana

Nidhi ne kaha nahi chalega aapka bahana

Ab kabhi na mere Ghar aana

Warna pata hai na Kon Hain mere Nana

Band aapka taana baana

Aapke liye gaati Hoon ek gaana

Bhaiyya mere raakhi ke bandhan ko nibhana🤣

Mama hoon main tera, tere Maa ka hoon main bhai

Par rakhi nahi maine kabhi usse bandhwayi

Baba ne usse kiya tha parayi

Saare paise unhone karch kiya on my padhai

Iss karz ko chukane ke liye main hi karoonga tera kanyadan, mere ghar se hi hogi teri bidaai 🤣

Ashu se milne aayi unke ghar par Lubna

Ashu ko tha usne apna dilbar chuna

Woh chahathi thi Ashu ko paana

Uske chakkar mein usne Daksh ko laga diya tha choona

Ashu se woh kehne lagi - aap bhi Nidhi ko talaak do na

Ashu -

Lubna, main bhi bann gaya hoon tumhara deewana

Main nahi chahta hoon tumhe khona

Tum ho shama aur main hoo parwana

Bhaad mein jaaye Yeh zamaana

Lucknow chodke hum Bhaag jayenge poona

Wahan mil jayegi salary yahan se dugna

Roz shaam ko hum chai ke saath khayenge roasted makhana

🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Mama hoon main tera, tere Maa ka hoon main bhai

Par rakhi nahi maine kabhi usse bandhwayi

Baba ne usse kiya tha parayi

Saare paise unhone karch kiya on my padhai

Iss karz ko chukane ke liye main hi karoonga tera kanyadan, mere ghar se hi hogi teri bidaai 🤣

Tu hai harjai

Tujhe yaad na Meri aayi

Ab banenge aap bhi mere Bhai

Maine hai ye kasam khaayi

Main Hoon aapke liye rakhi laayi😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashu se milne aayi unke ghar par Lubna

Ashu ko tha usne apna dilbar chuna

Woh chahathi thi Ashu ko paana

Uske chakkar mein usne Daksh ko laga diya tha choona

Ashu se woh kehne lagi - aap bhi Nidhi ko talaak do na

Ashu -

Lubna, main bhi bann gaya hoon tumhara deewana

Main nahi chahta hoon tumhe khona

Tum ho shama aur main hoo parwana

Bhaad mein jaaye Yeh zamaana

Lucknow chodke hum Bhaag jayenge poona

Wahan mil jayegi salary yahan se dugna

Roz shaam ko hum chai ke saath khayenge roasted makhana

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Ashu khilana Mallika ko makhana

Usey uska taste chakhana

Mere paas apne paise rakhwana

Usey udaungi main I'll buy Gucci

Zyada na sochna tussi

Assi tussi piyange lassi

Tu jaa Mallika ke paas Jo hai lucchi

Main keh rahin Hoon sachchi

Nidhi toh hai bachchi

Uski umr hai kachchi

Tu nahi hai uska gudda

Tu hai Buddha

Nahi hai Tera koi saathi

Kyunki bekaar hai Teri laathi🤣

Wow...Sanam n Vidi great job...👏👏👍🏼

Originally posted by: nishi05

Wow...Sanam n Vidi great job...👏👏👍🏼

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