KTLK Quiz - Page 65

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Lucknow mein badh gayi hai thand

Ashu ki zindagi ho gayi hai jhand

Maike se sasural wapas aane ko Nidhi nahi hai razamand

Hospital Aa gayi Nidhi pehen ke kamar bandh

Dubey ko nahi pata tha ki Ashu hai Nidhi ka husband

Parayi aurat ko ghoorega Ashu toh main kar doonga tujhko suspend

Main sab jaan gaya hoon tumhare bare me Ashu, mere samne math karo pretend

Kamsin ladkiyon ko phasana tum buddho mein bann gaya hai trend

Taad rahe the tum usko hi jab kar rahi thi woh corridor mein bend

Biwi hai woh meri Sir, mere paiso ko hi woh karti hai spend

Ussi ke vajeh se mere credit card ka bill aaya three lakh fifty thousand

Jhoot bol raha hai tu Ashu.. Aaja morgue me main karta hoon tumhe nazarbandh

Iss shayari ka itni jaldi math karo the end

Kuch lines tum bhi likh do Sanam, tum bhi ho legend

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Arrey ab Kahan reh Gaye legend

Pehle hum aate they class mein first baaki sab second

Jabse Hui shadi ho gaya padhai ka somewhat the end

Ab toh padhai sirf karna padti hai pretend

Pocket money hoti hai bahut jaldi decend

Hum toh likhenge shayari till eternity and it's end

Vidhisha u r my friend as well as shayari's living legend 🤣

Vidi??

Shayari ka stock khatam ho gaya Kya?🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Vidi??

Shayari ka stock khatam ho gaya Kya?🤣

Shuru karti hoon abhi

Rohan ne kiya Nidhi se pyaar ka izhaar

Nidhi boli tera pyar pyar pyar hookah bar

Khamata nahi hai tu paise chaar

Dila nahi sakta tu mujhe kapde dhone ke liye detergent baar

Ashutosh se hi main karoongi aankein chaar

Unke paas hai naukri, bungalow aur motor car

Woh dilayenge mujhe saadi, lehenga aur sone ka haar

Nidhi tum math karna uss budhe pe aitbar

Puncture ho gayi hai unki car

Tapakti hai unke bungalow ki chatth, tooti hai uski deewar

Tumhare gale mein nahi daalenge woh baahon ka haar

Kyunki unke paas nahi hai auzaar

Rohan ne kar li shadi, uski biwi ka naam tha sheetal

Jisse usne samjha sona,woh nikli peethal

Uske dil ka lehlehatha bageecha bann gaya marusthal

Issi gham mein rohan ne pakad lee sharab ki bottle

Iss kavita ko appreciate nahi karne wale hai pagal🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Shuru karti hoon abhi

Haha...waiting😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Rohan ne kiya Nidhi se pyaar ka izhaar

Nidhi boli tera pyar pyar pyar hookah bar

Khamata nahi hai tu paise chaar

Dila nahi sakta tu mujhe kapde dhone ke liye detergent baar

Ashutosh se hi main karoongi aankein chaar

Unke paas hai naukri, bungalow aur motor car

Woh dilayenge mujhe saadi, lehenga aur sone ka haar

Nidhi tum math karna uss budhe pe aitbar

Puncture ho gayi hai unki car

Tapakti hai unke bungalow ki chatth, tooti hai uski deewar

Tumhare gale mein nahi daalenge woh baahon ka haar

Kyunki unke paas nahi hai auzaar

Mujhe nahi chahiye unka auzaar

Mujhe toh chahiye gaadi Bangla chaar chaar

Main nahi karti unse pyaar

Unki salary hai one week ki tees hazaar

Hume hai sirf paiso se pyaar

Jo denge mujhe woh has baar

Phir Meri hogi aish

Kyunki unke paas hai bahut cash

Phir hoga Mera bday bash

Phir karenge hum dono Shaadi

Dr. Ashutosh ki karke barbaadi🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Rohan ne kar li shadi, uski biwi ka naam tha sheetal

Jisse usne samjha sona,woh nikli peethal

Uske dil ka lehlehatha bageecha bann gaya marusthal

Issi gham mein rohan ne pakad lee sharab ki bottle

Iss kavita ko appreciate nahi karne wale hai pagal🤣

Rohan ne Kari Shaadi

Nidhi ko pada Rona

Usne Kari Dr.Ashutosh se Shaadi

Lehlaha utha dono ke Dil ka Kona Kona

Ashu laaye Nidhi ke liye bahut saara Sona

Ab Nidhi Nahi chahti Ashu ko khona

Usko hai Ashu ki bahon mein Sona

Nidhi kehti hai Ashu ko Babu

Ashu kehte Hain Nidhi ko Shona

Ye shayari Padhke plz ko paagal mat hona🤣

Quiz thread ka bahut bura hai haal

Issi ke wajeh se do do ghar ke logo ko khane me na mil rahi hai roti, na mil rahi hai daal

Ashu ke ghar ki bedsheets ko phaad ke do ladkiyon ne bana diya hai rumaal

Ktlk ki sati savitriyon ko bhi inhone kavita mein bana diya hai chin@@l

Kavita padhke log khujla rahe hai sar aur kheench rahe hai apna baal

🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Quiz thread ka bahut bura hai haal

Issi ke wajeh se do do ghar ke logo ko khane me na mil rahi hai roti, na mil rahi hai daal

Ashu ke ghar ki bedsheets ko phaad ke do ladkiyon ne bana diya hai rumaal

Ktlk ki sati savitriyon ko bhi inhone kavita mein bana diya hai chin@@l

Kavita padhke log khujla rahe hai sar aur kheench rahe hai apna baal

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Kal Professor sahab ne kaha aaj banana paneer aur daal

Maine kaha... na baby sar dard se hai Mera bura haal

Bole main rukta Hoon Ghar pe tumhe loonga sambhaal

Maine jode unke haath

Kyunki agar Ghar pe ruke ye toh main ho jaaungi behaal

Isiliye jaaiye aur ye lijiye apni watch aur rumaal🤣