KTLK Quiz - Page 64

Ranga oh Ranga

Mujhko tu lagta hai changa

Mere baap se tune kyun moh liya panga

Agar humne bhaag ke shadi ki toh woh karva denge Lucknow mein danga

KGH ki naukri ko tu dikha de thenga

Kyunki aaj kal sab kuch ho gaya hai bada mehenga

Varanasi mein behthi hai Ganga

Ussi ke kinaare tu bech saadi aur lehenga

Yeh business na chale toh raod pe chala tu taanga

Paise nahi mile toh sadkon pe ghoomega hamara beta bhookha, pyaasa aur nanga

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi ne rohan ko kiya meet

Dard diya usne usko sweet sweet

Lucky ho gayi Nidhi ke car ki back seat

Khali theatre mein bhi hua wohi encounter repeat

Mallika ne banaya salad with spinach and red beet

Ashu ne bhi grow kar liya muscle and meat

Nidhi ko usne kar diya cheat

Maa banne ke race mein Mallika ne Nidhi ko kar diya beat

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An unka baby karega gandi already gandi bedsheet

Chhota baby nahi khaata wheat

Ashu karega Mallika ko beat

Roz hogi ye kahani repeat

Baby piyega paani neat

They will name him as ATEET

Bada hoke he'll prepare for NEET🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ranga oh Ranga

Mujhko tu lagta hai changa

Mere baap se tune kyun moh liya panga

Agar humne bhaag ke shadi ki toh woh karva denge Lucknow mein danga

KGH ki naukri ko tu dikha de thenga

Kyunki aaj kal sab kuch ho gaya hai bada mehenga

Varanasi mein behthi hai Ganga

Ussi ke kinaare tu bech saadi aur lehenga

Yeh business na chale toh raod pe chala tu taanga

Paise nahi mile toh sadkon pe ghoomega hamara beta bhookha, pyaasa aur nanga

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Bachche ko ghumayenge nanga

Nahi lagega ye changa

Rangu chalayega Taanga

He'll name his Taanga as Basanti

Uski aur Anji ki ab nahi banti

Bachcha jaayega bhaag

Khatam ho jaayega saara raag

Phir khayenge makki ki roti with sarso ka saag🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

An unka baby karega gandi already gandi bedsheet

Chhota baby nahi khaata wheat

Ashu karega Mallika ko beat

Roz hogi ye kahani repeat

Baby piyega paani neat

They will name him as ATEET

Bada hoke he'll prepare for NEET🤣

Doctor banke woh karega patients ko treat

Raat ko khol dega woh biwi ke saadi ka pleat

Bacche khelenge uske on London ke street

Sheep karte hai bleat

Yeh shayari sunke log kahi hum dono ko na de peeth

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Originally posted by: Sanam23

Bachche ko ghumayenge nanga

Nahi lagega ye changa

Rangu chalayega Taanga

He'll name his Taanga as Basanti

Uski aur Anji ki ab nahi banti

Bachcha jaayega bhaag

Khatam ho jaayega saara raag

Phir khayenge makki ki roti with sarso ka saag🤣

Saag khaane se shaanth ho gaya Ranga ka naag

Phir kabhi bhi nahi chedda usne prem ka raag

Kyunki unke saabun se ab nahi nikalta tha jhaag

Phoot gaye Anji ke bhaag

Yehi sochti hai woh raat raat bhar jaag

Ranga se zyada toh buddhe Ashu mein hai aag

Nidhi ko maarke mein doongi uski photo ko deewar par taang

jeeju ke saath mein London jaoongi bhaag

Ashutosh nahi bhari Anji ki maang

Kyun ki tootha hua tha uska pair, tooti hui thi uski jhaang

Anji ne phir pilaya Ashu ko bhaang

Duniya ko bewakoof karne ke liye usne rachaya shaadi ka swaang

Dadi bua ne phir todh diye Anji ke bhi taang

Peth paal rahe ab woh dono sadkon pe bheek maang maang 🤣

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Anji mujhme aisi kya thi khaami

Jo tu bann gayi Nidhi ki maami

Maanta hoon ki woh hai surgeon nami-girami

Par admi hai woh bade harami

Tere zindagi mein woh le ayenge cyclone, hurricane aur tsunami

Maine socha ki ab meri biwi banegi Susheela

Par uske baap ne already uska haath kar diya tha peela

Dahej me mili bhainso se bhar gaya hai uske sasural ka tabhela

Uski saas ka naam hai Rasila

Subah subah woh khathi hai breakfast mein kachcha kela

Jethaniyon ka naam hai pramila aur shakila

Sab milke banate hai rasoi mein besan ka cheela

Kyun ki woh hai adarsh bharatiya Mahila

Main hoon is duniya mein tanha - akela

Ab main akele dekhta hoon filmein neela neela

Aur sota hoon khud apne haathon se hila hila

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Doctor banke woh karega patients ko treat

Raat ko khol dega woh biwi ke saadi ka pleat

Bacche khelenge uske on London ke street

Sheep karte hai bleat

Yeh shayari sunke log kahi hum dono ko na de peeth

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Peet peet ke na tod dein hum dono ke teeth

Kaise khayenge phir koi bhi sweet

Hubby denge mere b-day ki treat

I'll touch his feet

And we'll eat🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Saag khaane se shaanth ho gaya Ranga ka naag

Phir kabhi bhi nahi chedda usne prem ka raag

Kyunki unke saabun se ab nahi nikalta tha jhaag

Phoot gaye Anji ke bhaag

Yehi sochti hai woh raat raat bhar jaag

Ranga se zyada toh buddhe Ashu mein hai aag

Nidhi ko maarke mein doongi uski photo ko deewar par taang

jeeju ke saath mein London jaoongi bhaag

Ashutosh nahi bhari Anji ki maang

Kyun ki tootha hua tha uska pair, tooti hui thi uski jhaang

Anji ne phir pilaya Ashu ko bhaang

Duniya ko bewakoof karne ke liye usne rachaya shaadi ka swaang

Dadi bua ne phir todh diye Anji ke bhi taang

Peth paal rahe ab woh dono sadkon pe bheek maang maang 🤣

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Hahahaha🤣

Koi nahi deta dono ko bheek

Anji ki akal ho gayi theek

Dono ho gaye bhook ke maare weak

Itne weak that they can't speak

Ashu college mein tha geek

But he has a good physique

Although he loves muthiya which is made up of fenugreek

Aur ye shayari padh ke nikal jaayegi achche achchon ki cheekh🤣

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Anji mujhme aisi kya thi khaami

Jo tu bann gayi Nidhi ki maami

Maanta hoon ki woh hai surgeon nami-girami

Par admi hai woh bade harami

Tere zindagi mein woh le ayenge cyclone, hurricane aur tsunami

Maine socha ki ab meri biwi banegi Susheela

Par uske baap ne already uska haath kar diya tha peela

Dahej me mili bhainso se bhar gaya hai uske sasural ka tabhela

Uski saas ka naam hai Rasila

Subah subah woh khathi hai breakfast mein kachcha kela

Jethaniyon ka naam hai pramila aur shakila

Sab milke banate hai rasoi mein besan ka cheela

Kyun ki woh hai adarsh bharatiya Mahila

Main hoon is duniya mein tanha - akela

Ab main akele dekhta hoon filmein neela neela

Aur sota hoon khud apne haathon se hila hila

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Nahane ke baad hota Hoon geela

I want Nidhi and susheela

I love besan ka cheela

Hillock ko kehte Hain teela

I know rangu ka character hai dheela

My favorite color is neela

Mallika ne maar maar ke Kar Diya hai mujhe neela peela

Mallika ka screw hai dheela

She is such a baudam mahila🤣

Lucknow mein badh gayi hai thand

Ashu ki zindagi ho gayi hai jhand

Maike se sasural wapas aane ko Nidhi nahi hai razamand

Hospital Aa gayi Nidhi pehen ke kamar bandh

Dubey ko nahi pata tha ki Ashu hai Nidhi ka husband

Parayi aurat ko ghoorega Ashu toh main kar doonga tujhko suspend

Main sab jaan gaya hoon tumhare bare me Ashu, mere samne math karo pretend

Kamsin ladkiyon ko phasana tum buddho mein bann gaya hai trend

Taad rahe the tum usko hi jab kar rahi thi woh corridor mein bend

Biwi hai woh meri Sir, mere paiso ko hi woh karti hai spend

Ussi ke vajeh se mere credit card ka bill aaya three lakh fifty thousand

Jhoot bol raha hai tu Ashu.. Aaja morgue me main karta hoon tumhe nazarbandh

Iss shayari ka itni jaldi math karo the end

Kuch lines tum bhi likh do Sanam, tum bhi ho legend

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