KTLK Quiz - Page 62

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Nidhi ne kaha she'll marry Rohan

Baba ne kaha ki tumhe toh pyara hai Ashutosh

Nidhi boli nahi baba unme hai bade dosh

Rohan aur main karenge shadi

Aap banenge Nana aur Shyama Aunty naani

Maine aapki har baat hai maani

Isliye ab aap Meri baat maaniye

Ashutosh ko Mann se nikaaliye

Unko Mallika hai bhaati

Main Dena chahti Hoon aapko naati

Kaise main Rohan bin Zindagi kaati

Ab Rohan banega Mera jeevan saathi

Phir chalenge national Park we'll ride on a haathi

Ashutosh na maane

Toh chalegi unpe baba ki laathi🤣

Mallika boli

Miya biwi raazi toh kya karega qazi

Khabar mili hai yeh taazi taazi

Ki Hitlers ke followers ko kehte hai Nazi

World war ke end me England ke followers ne maari baazi

Ashu ne kaha

Cough ko hindi me kehte hai khaansi

Rani Laxmi bai was the queen of Jhansi

Tujhse shaadi karoonga toh Nidhi chadayegi mujhe phaansi

🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Wishing u a very Happy Independence Day 🤗👍🏼

Wish you the same

Vidisha is my name

Come ko past tense me kehte hai came

Nahi milega hume even two minutes of fame

Kyunki our poems are very lame 😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Wish you the same

Vidisha is my name

Come ko past tense me kehte hai came

Nahi milega hume even two minutes of fame

Kyunki our poems are very lame 😆

Kya hua agar hum dono ki poems Hain lame

We're very proud not feeling shame

Kuch bhi ho We have to continue this game

Hum dono hain bahut same

Hum dono ko aa raha maza isi mein we don't want any fame🤣

Dost ko kehte Hain friend

This game should never end

Khelte rahenge till next janam

Aap Hain Vidisha hum Hain sanam🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Mallika boli

Miya biwi raazi toh kya karega qazi

Khabar mili hai yeh taazi taazi

Ki Hitlers ke followers ko kehte hai Nazi

World war ke end me England ke followers ne maari baazi

Ashu ne kaha

Cough ko hindi me kehte hai khaansi

Rani Laxmi bai was the queen of Jhansi

Tujhse shaadi karoonga toh Nidhi chadayegi mujhe phaansi

🤣

Mallika ko aayi khaansi

Aditya ko laga she has corona

Ghar mein mach Gaya Rona dhona

Ashutosh bola Mallika main nahi chahta tumhe khona

Mallika boli Ashu mere Bina tum kabhi mat rona

Ashu ka haraam ho gaya Sona

Mallika ho gayi theek

Aati na ab usko khaansi aur cheenk

Aditya Gaya maangne bheek

Unfortunately Mallika ho gayi phir se theek🤣

Ashu ke ghar ke bahut gandhe hai bed sheet aur khambal

Rehte hai toh hai woh lucknow mein, par lagta hai woh Chambal

Director kehthe hai ki woh toh fiction hai, nothing is real

Humare paas budget bahut kam hai, can't afford surf or ariel

Kerala main kaafi saste mein mil rahe the nariyal

Par uss track mein koi nahi tha jovial

Madh island ko maan le Kerala, audience itni bhi nahi hai pagal😆

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Mallika ko aayi khaansi

Aditya ko laga she has corona

Ghar mein mach Gaya Rona dhona

Ashutosh bola Mallika main nahi chahta tumhe khona

Mallika boli Ashu mere Bina tum kabhi mat rona

Ashu ka haraam ho gaya Sona

Mallika ho gayi theek

Aati na ab usko khaansi aur cheenk

Aditya Gaya maangne bheek

Unfortunately Mallika ho gayi phir se theek🤣

Ab maang raha hai Aditya apni didi se maafi ki bheekh

Par Mallika ne bhi duniyadari li hai seekh

Suhasini ki niyat nahi hai teekh

Ashu ke room mein karti hai woh raat ko sneak

Uske mooh se saare secrets hothe hai leak

But Ashu ko bhi nahi patha ki corona ke cases kabh honge peak

😆

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Would Priyanka Jyothika Mallika suited Ashu.. Or did he have an allergy to names ending with Ka?

I think Nidhi is the only person who challenged his style....😛

Ktlk season 2 mein hoga ek aisa scene

Mallika ke Ishq mein Ashu ko lagne laga meetha bhi namkeen

Tha woh surgeon bada namcheen

Jaldi paise kamane ke chakkar mein KGH ki naukri chod Ashu jayega London to make corona vaccine

But since he didn't know to count beyond ek do teen

He was thrown out of London by an order from the Queen

Phir woh gaye China to grow soya bean

But the leaves of the plant quickly turned yellow from green

When he returned to Lucknow he realised that Mallika is very mean

After his departure she became KGH's new Dean

Ashu opened a thela to sell chowmein

Nidhi was still in her teen

Ashu se woh boli free mein khila do na mamaji, apki bhanji hai Chinese food ki badi shoukeen

Ashu ki yeh halath dekh Armaan karne laga scream

Tu itna muscular tha, kyun ho gaya itna lean

Don't worry, ab main aa gaya hoon, we will work as one team

Chowmein banana chod, hum ab bechenge ice-cream

Ktlk ke lucknow mein nahi hothi sardi, isliye steady rahegi humari income ki stream

Yeh khabar sunke Nidhi ka chehra karne laga beam

Pehle hi din mama ke dukaan ka sara stock usne liya cheen

China ko hindi mein kehte hai cheen

Dukhiyare ko hum bulate hai deen

Hamari sabhyatha hai badi pracheen

Aaj ke hi din Bharat hua tha swadheen.

🤣

Vidi I'll continue shayari...m a little busy today

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Vidi I'll continue shayari...m a little busy today

Ok 😊