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Posted: 5 years ago

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi ab Ashu ke ghar nahi chalegi teri manmani

Main bilkul nahi bardaasht kar sakti tumhari shaitani

Main hoon Ashu ki sacchi deewani

Aaj sunaoongi main tumhe ek khabar toofani

Yaad dilaoongi main tumhe apni naani

There is no titli in Ashu's story, sirf hai ek raja aur ek rani


Baaz aao apni harkato se nahi toh kara doongi teri badnami

Teri zindagi mein main laoongi tsunami

Mera bhai hai bada harami

Kara dega tere ghar ki neelami

Main hoon perfect, mujhme nahi hai koi khaami,

Isliye Ashu ne hai mere haat thami

Roz pilaoongi main unko doodh badami

Tu maan ya na maan, par aaj se hai Ashu tere mama aur main tumhari maami


Tumhari shadi ke sapne reh jayenge adhoori

Kyunki Baba ne kardi hai Ashu ke adoption ki formalities poori

Aaj se Ashu hai meri zimmedari

Unse banaye rakhna barah feet ki doori

Nahin toh tumpe main chala doongi chaku aur choori

Shadi kar li hai maine Ashu se, unhone bana di hai meri maang sindoori

Unki zindagi mein ab tum nahi ho zaroori

Jaldi jaldi khalo shadi ki mithayiyan aur kaka ke haath ki aloo aur poori

Warning de rahi hoon tumhe aakhri baari

Dafa ho jao meri nazaro se, baad mein math kehna maami tum ho badi kroori

🤣


Written by Mallika Ashutosh Mathur

Tumne Kari Ashu se shadi

Shuru ab teri barbadi

Ashu hain thode boodhe

Maami pade tujhe keede

Nidhi ne hai ye thaani

Chhuda degi tumhare chakke aur paani

Phir yaad aayegi tumhari naani

Ab nahi chalegi Teri manmaani

Tujhe na khana mile na paani

Tumne bhi ye na jaani

Ki Nidhi sirf Nidhi nahi

Hai Ashutosh ki maharani🤣


Written by Nidhi's baby for Mallika maami🤣

Edited by Sanam23 - 5 years ago
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Posted: 5 years ago

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Tumne Kari Ashu se shadi

Shuru ab teri barbadi

Ashu hain thode boodhe

Maami pade tujhe keede

Nidhi ne hai ye thaani

Chhuda degi tumhare chakke aur paani

Phir yaad aayegi tumhari naani

Ab nahi chalegi Teri manmaani

Tujhe na khana mile na paani

Tumne bhi ye na jaani

Ki Nidhi sirf Nidhi nahi

Hai Ashutosh ki maharani🤣


Written by Nidhi's baby for Mallika maami🤣


Mallika mujhe tumpe tha pehle se doubt

Isliye maine baba se liya tha vachan ki woh nahi karenge Ashu ko adopt


Chillayiye math, yahaan koi nahi hai behra

Aaj mein doongi tumko ghaav bada gehra

Sehre mein chupa tha kisi aur ka chehra

Apke pati ka naam hai jagan mehra


Band kijiye gaana Ashutosh ke naam ka bajan

Woh bann gaye hai mere sajan

Ab chahe dharti hile ya neeche gire gagan

Aap bas rahiye jagan mein magan

Kyunki unhi se hua hai aapka lagan

Zyada khana math khaiyiye nahi toh badh jayega aapka wazan

🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago

Pyaase hai naina

Tarase saari raina

Rohan hai totha aur main hoon maina

Bahut bada makaan chod gaye the mere liye nana

Par usse bechna pada jab baba ko hua angina

Prince Charles ki biwi ka naam tha diana

Taimur ki maa hai Kareena

Kgh se ab nahi hai mujhe kuch lena dena

Lucknow mein nahi milta mere dil ko chaina

Chalo Rohan ghoomte hai Chandni chowk to China

😆

Edited by Veni-Vidi-Vici - 5 years ago
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Hello main hoon Ashutosh, lucknow ka sabse famous doctor

London me main peeta tha French wine aur khaata tha lobster

I used to eat fruit only after washing them in mineral water

England me maine sirf yehi seekha ki kaise lete hai patient ka temperature

Queen Elizabeth ka main churane gaya treasure

Isiliye mujhe deport karne ke liye roz jama hothe the protester

Thereby I was sent back to Lucknow under public pressure

Phir bhi thank you ke Jawaab me main bolta tha my pleasure


KGH ka hoon main sabse bada joker

Phir bhi ilaj karate hai mujhse chief minister

Baba ko bhi maine operate kiya for brain tumour

Bada hi ghatiya hai mera sense of humour


Mallika amrika gayi, mujhe Lucknow mein chodkar

Lubna ne bhi maari mere pyar ko thokar

Tabh yaad aayi mujhe verma ki daughter

Jiske saath maine chalaya pyar ka chakkar

CCHH se mila tha usse internship ka offer

Usse chodke woh baiti hai ghar par

Yograj hai uske father aur Nandini thi uski mother

Rohan, Daksh aur Amar banna chahte the uske lover

Chotte sarkar hai unke ghar ka naukar

Anji hai uski next door neighbour

Uska baap apne aap ko bulata hai barrister

Dadi bua ke saadi ka fabric kyun hamesha rehtha hai polyester



Pehle Mohnish Behl play kar rahe the mera character

Phir aaye Sharad Kelkar

Mandar tha ktlk ka director

Rajan Shahi tha producer


Mallika hai bahut badi manipulator

Uska pati nikla bahut bada fraudster

Serial banta gaya badh se badthar

TRP ho na saka behtar

Isliye production house ne bandh kiya ktlk ka chapter 🤣

Edited by Veni-Vidi-Vici - 5 years ago
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Posted: 5 years ago

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici


Mallika mujhe tumpe tha pehle se doubt

Isliye maine baba se liya tha vachan ki woh nahi karenge Ashu ko adopt


Chillayiye math, yahaan koi nahi hai behra

Aaj mein doongi tumko ghaav bada gehra

Sehre mein chupa tha kisi aur ka chehra

Apke pati ka naam hai jagan mehra


Band kijiye gaana Ashutosh ke naam ka bajan

Woh bann gaye hai mere sajan

Ab chahe dharti hile ya neeche gire gagan

Aap bas rahiye jagan mein magan

Kyunki unhi se hua hai aapka lagan

Zyada khana math khaiyiye nahi toh badh jayega aapka wazan

🤣

Mallika nahi banega Ashu tumhara sajan

Ghar mein karaunga shaanti havan

Chali jaa yahan se dayan

Warna Kar doonga tujhko ghayal

Bhootni ki tarah hai Teri payal

Laut ke dobarana mat aana

Apni Shakal kabhi na dikhana

Main Hoon Nidhi ka naana

Khatam ab Tera taana baana

Nidhi...beta mere liye ek cup chai toh laana🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Pyaase hai naina

Tarase saari raina

Rohan hai totha aur main hoon maina

Bahut bada makaan chod gaye the mere liye nana

Par usse bechna pada jab baba ko hua angina

Prince Charles ki biwi ka naam tha diana

Taimur ki maa hai Kareena

Kgh se ab nahi hai mujhe kuch lena dena

Lucknow mein nahi milta mere dil ko chaina

Chalo Rohan ghoomte hai Chandni chowk to China

😆

China ho gaya ban

Nidhi ke jaane ka gham na hoga Ashu ko sahen

Mallika ko bana Chuka hai bahen

Pls Nidhi Karo usme raham

Door kardo apne Mann ke wahem

Chalo wapas ghar

Warna Ashu jaayega Marr

Tumhe nahi hogi khabar

Bhatkegi uski aatma

Kahin tumhara bhi na Kar de khaatma

Isliye ASHNI ho jaao ek

Dono ki anniversary pe Meri taraf se red velvet cake

Ye idea hai bada nek

Nidhi Ghar jaa Ashu ke liye rotiyan sek🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Mallika nahi banega Ashu tumhara sajan

Ghar mein karaunga shaanti havan

Chali jaa yahan se dayan

Warna Kar doonga tujhko ghayal

Bhootni ki tarah hai Teri payal

Laut ke dobarana mat aana

Apni Shakal kabhi na dikhana

Main Hoon Nidhi ka naana

Khatam ab Tera taana baana

Nidhi...beta mere liye ek cup chai toh laana🤣


KGH mein hoga Ashu ke bacche ka janan

Mahabharat mein hua tha draupadi ka cheer haran

Maut ko shuddh hindi mein kehthe hai maran

Bahut accha gaate hai hariharan

Rohan ke role mein bahut jacchte hai karan

DDLJ ke end mein Raj ko milti hai Simran

Verma hamesha kehte hai ki betiyan nahi choothi hai baap ke charan

Agar yeh sab padhkar aapke hosh udd jaye toh kijiye bhagwan ko smaran

🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Hello main hoon Ashutosh, lucknow ka sabse famous doctor

London me main peeta tha French wine aur khaata tha lobster

I used to eat fruit only after washing them in mineral water

England me maine sirf yehi seekha ki kaise lete hai patient ka temperature

Queen Elizabeth ka main churane gaya treasure

Isiliye mujhe deport karne ke liye roz jama hothe the protester

Thereby I was sent back to Lucknow under public pressure

Phir bhi thank you ke Jawaab me main bolta tha my pleasure


KGH ka hoon main sabse bada joker

Phir bhi ilaj karate hai mujhse chief minister

Baba ko bhi maine operate kiya for brain tumour

Bada hi ghatiya hai mera sense of humour


Mallika amrika gayi, mujhe Lucknow mein chodkar

Lubna ne bhi maari mere pyar ko thokar

Tabh yaad aayi mujhe verma ki daughter

Jiske saath maine chalaya pyar ka chakkar

CCHH se mila tha usse internship ka offer

Usse chodke woh baiti hai ghar par

Yograj hai uske father aur Nandini thi uski mother

Rohan, Daksh aur Amar banna chahte the uske lover

Chotte sarkar hai unke ghar ka naukar

Anji hai uski next door neighbour

Uska baap apne aap ko bulata hai barrister

Dadi bua ke saadi ka fabric kyun hamesha rehtha hai polyester



Pehle Mohnish Behl play kar rahe the mera character

Phir aaye Sharad Kelkar

Mandar tha ktlk ka director

Rajan Shahi tha producer


Mallika hai bahut badi manipulator

Uska pati nikla bahut bada fraudster

Serial banta gaya badh se badthar

TRP ho na saka behtar

Isliye production house ne bandh kiya ktlk ka chapter 🤣

Amazing one😆



KTLK ho gaya band

Phir ho gayi sabki Zindagi jhand

Lucknow mein padti hai bahut thand

Lekin Nidhi Nahi pahenti thi sweater

Kyunki uske paas tha permanent heater

Amar nikla cheater

Jagan aaya tha daaru peekar

He doesn't know how bad is liquor

Jissey kharab hota hai liver

Lucknow ki gomti hai river

Hum log ASHNI ko bhoolenge Never

KTLK will remain in our hearts forever

I Love Kritika Kamra and Sharad kelkar❤️

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Posted: 5 years ago

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici


KGH mein hoga Ashu ke bacche ka janan

Mahabharat mein hua tha draupadi ka cheer haran

Maut ko shuddh hindi mein kehthe hai maran

Bahut accha gaate hai hariharan

Rohan ke role mein bahut jacchte hai karan

DDLJ ke end mein Raj ko milti hai Simran

Verma hamesha kehte hai ki betiyan nahi choothi hai baap ke charan

Agar yeh sab padhkar aapke hosh udd jaye toh kijiye bhagwan ko smaran

🤣

Nidhi ne kaha she'll marry Rohan

Baba ne kaha ki tumhe toh pyara hai Ashutosh

Nidhi boli nahi baba unme hai bade dosh

Rohan aur main karenge shadi

Aap banenge Nana aur Shyama Aunty naani

Maine aapki har baat hai maani

Isliye ab aap Meri baat maaniye

Ashutosh ko Mann se nikaaliye

Unko Mallika hai bhaati

Main Dena chahti Hoon aapko naati

Kaise main Rohan bin Zindagi kaati

Ab Rohan banega Mera jeevan saathi

Phir chalenge national Park we'll ride on a haathi

Ashutosh na maane

Toh chalegi unpe baba ki laathi🤣

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Posted: 5 years ago

Wishing u a very Happy Independence Day 🤗👍🏼

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