KTLK Quiz - Page 56

Baba nahi maan rahe hai meri baat

Yeh hai hum dono ki aakhri mulaqat

Kismet ko hum nahi de sakte hai maath

Bas yaheen tak tha hum dono ka saath

Control me layiye apne jazbaat

Rohan be de diya hai aapka pattha kaat

Ab rohan khilayega mujhe maggi aur aloo chaat

Mallika ke saath please math maniye suhagraat

Baniye aatmnirbhar, bhagwaan ne diye hai aapko do do haath

For expert advice on this matter contact Dr Rangnath

Unhe roz bhaghathi hai anji apne se door marke laath

Main bhi karoongi zindagi ki nayi shuruat

Rohan layega mere ghar baraat

Bidayi ke baad baba ne kar diya hai mujhe paraya

Berozgar Rohan nahi bhar pa raha hai ghar ka kiraya

Ab bas aapka hi hai sahara

Kyun na milne lage hum dono dobara

Hrithik aur aishwarya ki tarah hum gayenge jashn-e-bahara

Aapne bhi tha kabhi mujhpe dil haara

Aap hi khareed ke dijiye mujhe saadi, lehenge aur sharara

Pakode tal ke doongi ek dum karara karara

Ek beta hoga humara jiska naam hum rakhenge Dulara

Woh hoga hum dono ki aankhon ka tara

Humari nayi grahasti ko dekhkar jalne lagega Rohan bechara

Usko bhi rehne dete hain hamare hi ghar

Pyaar Se rahenge ek hi chath ke neeche mere dono dilbar

Iss baat ki dadi bua ko na ho khabar

Garden me hi khod degi woh hum sab ki qabr

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Math kar Mallika apne husn pe itna guroor

Maana tum lagti ho jannat ki hoor

Main nahi reh sakta hoon tumse door

Tum bin A. C wala kamra bhi lagta hai tandoor

Ho jao meri baahon mein choor choor

Humare pyaar ke kisse ho jayenge mashoor

Shadi ki khushi mein khilayenge hum poore lucknow ko ladoo motichoor

Nidhi kyun dekh rahi hai hum dono ko ghoor ghoor

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Ashu's love poem for Mallika

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Nidhi please bana lo mujhe apna saajan

Bann Jaa kajol aur mujhe bana de Devgan

Baba ki kasam, zindagi mein phir kabhi bhi nahi kahoonga baingan

Toothpaste use karoonga, phenk dunga dabur lal danth manjan

Din raat tumhara hi karta rahoonga main bhajan

Mallika ko mujhse door leke gaya hai Jagan

Kab tak uski yaadon me main rahoon mast magan

Ab mere dil mein bhi uth rahi hai prem agan

Aa jao mere ghar, khila do mera aangan

Le doonga tumhe main lehenge, bindiya aur kangan

Romance aise karenge jaise karte the filmo mein Rekha aur Amitabh Bachchan

Halwai se khareedonga tumhare liye ladoo, pede aur cham-chum

Dadi bua ko pilaoonga main chai jisme ho cheeni kum

Kabhi bhi nahi hone doonga main tumhare aankhe num

Bann jaoonga main Lucknow ka nawab aur tumhe bana doonga apni begum

Main hoon shola, tum meri shabnam

Dance karenge hum bom diggy bom bom

Duniya ko bhoolkar raat bhar hum karenge jaagaran

Saari khoobsurat ladkiyon se rakhi bandhwaoonga chahe woh ho sanjivani , Jyothika ya Gunjan

Tujhko saunp doonga mera tan, man aur dhan

Chup chap dho doonga kitchen ke saare bartan

Tere maathe pe kabhi bhi nahi aane doonga shikan

Mallika kabhi bhi nahi aayegi mere kitchen

Roz banake doonga tumhe maggi, chaat aur chicken

Chahe kitna bhi knit karle dadi bua baccho ke sweater, socks aur mitten

Bacche ki zid nahi karoonga, paal lenge hum chaar - paanch kitten

Kitten ko main hi khilaaoonga mein dhoodh aur mutton

Khud hi taank doonga apne shirt ke saare toote hue button

Tum ho mere dil ki dhadkan

Bann na jaana tum kissi aur ki dulhan

Ashu's song for Nidhi

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Baba nahi maan rahe hai meri baat

Yeh hai hum dono ki aakhri mulaqat

Kismet ko hum nahi de sakte hai maath

Bas yaheen tak tha hum dono ka saath

Control me layiye apne jazbaat

Rohan be de diya hai aapka pattha kaat

Ab rohan khilayega mujhe maggi aur aloo chaat

Mallika ke saath please math maniye suhagraat

Baniye aatmnirbhar, bhagwaan ne diye hai aapko do do haath

For expert advice on this matter contact Dr Rangnath

Unhe roz bhaghathi hai anji apne se door marke laath

Main bhi karoongi zindagi ki nayi shuruat

Rohan layega mere ghar baraat

Bidayi ke baad baba ne kar diya hai mujhe paraya

Berozgar Rohan nahi bhar pa raha hai ghar ka kiraya

Ab bas aapka hi hai sahara

Kyun na milne lage hum dono dobara

Hrithik aur aishwarya ki tarah hum gayenge jashn-e-bahara

Aapne bhi tha kabhi mujhpe dil haara

Aap hi khareed ke dijiye mujhe saadi, lehenge aur sharara

Pakode tal ke doongi ek dum karara karara

Ek beta hoga humara jiska naam hum rakhenge Dulara

Woh hoga hum dono ki aankhon ka tara

Humari nayi grahasti ko dekhkar jalne lagega Rohan bechara

Usko bhi rehne dete hain hamare hi ghar

Pyaar Se rahenge ek hi chath ke neeche mere dono dilbar

Iss baat ki dadi bua ko na ho khabar

Garden me hi khod degi woh hum sab ki qabr

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Amazing🤣

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Baba nahi maan rahe hai meri baat

Yeh hai hum dono ki aakhri mulaqat

Kismet ko hum nahi de sakte hai maath

Bas yaheen tak tha hum dono ka saath

Control me layiye apne jazbaat

Rohan be de diya hai aapka pattha kaat

Ab rohan khilayega mujhe maggi aur aloo chaat

Mallika ke saath please math maniye suhagraat

Baniye aatmnirbhar, bhagwaan ne diye hai aapko do do haath

For expert advice on this matter contact Dr Rangnath

Unhe roz bhaghathi hai anji apne se door marke laath

Main bhi karoongi zindagi ki nayi shuruat

Rohan layega mere ghar baraat

Bidayi ke baad baba ne kar diya hai mujhe paraya

Berozgar Rohan nahi bhar pa raha hai ghar ka kiraya

Ab bas aapka hi hai sahara

Kyun na milne lage hum dono dobara

Hrithik aur aishwarya ki tarah hum gayenge jashn-e-bahara

Aapne bhi tha kabhi mujhpe dil haara

Aap hi khareed ke dijiye mujhe saadi, lehenge aur sharara

Pakode tal ke doongi ek dum karara karara

Ek beta hoga humara jiska naam hum rakhenge Dulara

Woh hoga hum dono ki aankhon ka tara

Humari nayi grahasti ko dekhkar jalne lagega Rohan bechara

Usko bhi rehne dete hain hamare hi ghar

Pyaar Se rahenge ek hi chath ke neeche mere dono dilbar

Iss baat ki dadi bua ko na ho khabar

Garden me hi khod degi woh hum sab ki qabr

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Nidhi tum ho Meri jaan

Pls na ho pareshaan

Taaki Dadi bua banaye hum sabki qabr

Tumhe Kar Lena chahiye is rishte se sabr

Mujhe Mallika hai bhaati

Usey bhi hai Meri yaad satati

Ab wahi banegi Meri jeevansaathi

Main ho gaya buddha nahi chal sakta without laathi

Tum aur Rohan manao Suhaagraat

Dua hai humari hon tumhare bachche saat

Woh sab Karenge tumhare ghar mein hungama

.....Written by Dr. Ashutosh tumhare bachchon ka maama🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Nidhi tum ho Meri jaan

Pls na ho pareshaan

Taaki Dadi bua banaye hum sabki qabr

Tumhe Kar Lena chahiye is rishte se sabr

Mujhe Mallika hai bhaati

Usey bhi hai Meri yaad satati

Ab wahi banegi Meri jeevansaathi

Main ho gaya buddha nahi chal sakta without laathi

Tum aur Rohan manao Suhaagraat

Dua hai humari hon tumhare bachche saat

Woh sab Karenge tumhare ghar mein hungama

.....Written by Dr. Ashutosh tumhare bachchon ka maama🤣

Maama maama, dilao na Rohan ko naya kurta pyjama

Rohan hai bilkul kangaal

Saath bachcho ko main nahi sakti paal

Garibi se mera hai bura haal

Aap ki grahasthi hai bahut khushal

Aapke ghar aaongi toh Mallika mami kheench legi meri khaal

Aap adopt kar leejiye mere saare baal gopal

Rohan kaam dhoondhne gaye hai Bhopal

Anji ke saath wahaan macha rahe hai dhamaal

Ranganath ke zindagi main Aa gayi hai bhoochaal

Radio on karke suniye aaj ke mausam ka haal 🤣

Originally posted by: Sanam23

Nidhi tum ho Meri jaan

Pls na ho pareshaan

Taaki Dadi bua banaye hum sabki qabr

Tumhe Kar Lena chahiye is rishte se sabr

Mujhe Mallika hai bhaati

Usey bhi hai Meri yaad satati

Ab wahi banegi Meri jeevansaathi

Main ho gaya buddha nahi chal sakta without laathi

Tum aur Rohan manao Suhaagraat

Dua hai humari hon tumhare bachche saat

Woh sab Karenge tumhare ghar mein hungama

.....Written by Dr. Ashutosh tumhare bachchon ka maama🤣

Upar wale ki laathi main nahi hai awaaz

Khud hi khul jaayenge Mallika ke saare raaz

Aap hi ho meri parwaaz

Aap pe hai mere nana ko bhi naaz

Aap beshak buddhe ho, aur use karte ho laathi

Adedh umr ka bandar bhi maarta hai gulati

Aapko dekhkar shadi shuda auratein bhi maarti hai seeti

Apna phone number hai aapko deti, chief minister ki pothi

Aapse baat karti hai woh meethi meethi

Kyunki poore KGH mein sirf aapke paas hi hai 56 inch ki chaathi

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We should get our poems published...😆

Dharti chodke Mars pe rehna padega phir

Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Ashutosh hai mera naam

KGH mein karta hoon kaam

Bachpan mein baba mujhe khilate the badaam

Garmiyon mein khoob khata tha churaye hue aam

Chori karke poore lucknow main mera naam ho gaya badnam

Ab mujhe tension hai ki kyun badh rahe hai baingan ke bhi daam

Paiso ki chinta mujhe satati hai subah aur shaam

Nidhi ne kar di hai meri neend haraam

DB ko mera saadar pranam

Mere dost ka naam hai Armaan

Din bhar mujhe kehta hai meri jaan

Muft ke todhta hai roti aur naan

Kaka se banwata hai roz naye pakwan

Issi ke wajah se jaldi khatam hothe hai ghar ka raashan aur samaan

Agar aise hi chalta raha uska kaan-paan

Main suit ke badle mein pehnoonga sirf chaddi - baniyan

Bann gaya hai mere ghar ka permanent mehmaan

Uske rehte Colonel nahi karenge Nidhi ka kanyadaan

Nahi dhoondh raha hai woh apne liye naya makaan

Aalasi hai, bandh kar diya hai usne apni saari dukaan

Main nahi hoon bahut mahaan

Ek din pakad loonga main uske kaan

Door phenk aaonga usse, pahuncha doonga usse mai koodedaan

National Park mein dhoond loonga mein machaan

Main hoon Lucknow ki aan, baan aur shaan

Jai jawaan, jai kissan

Iss kavita ko likhne ke liye Vidisha ko Bharat sarkar degi Saraswati samman

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Originally posted by: Veni-Vidi-Vici

Maama maama, dilao na Rohan ko naya kurta pyjama

Rohan hai bilkul kangaal

Saath bachcho ko main nahi sakti paal

Garibi se mera hai bura haal

Aap ki grahasthi hai bahut khushal

Aapke ghar aaongi toh Mallika mami kheench legi meri khaal

Aap adopt kar leejiye mere saare baal gopal

Rohan kaam dhoondhne gaye hai Bhopal

Anji ke saath wahaan macha rahe hai dhamaal

Ranganath ke zindagi main Aa gayi hai bhoochaal

Radio on karke suniye aaj ke mausam ka haal 🤣

Kya karoon sunke mausam ka haal

Tum logon ki maami ne Kar Diya hai jeena muhaal

Tum raho jaake in your nanihaal

Apni mamma se kaho maama ka bhi rakhe khayal

Jo ho chuke hai phatehaal

Unki haalat hai as badtarr as kangal

Apni mamma se kaho chale mere saath Bhopal

Wahan karenge hum dono dhammal

Aur le aayenge tum saaton ke liye ek Naya

Laddu gopal🤣