Breaking News!! MURDER @ SANJEEVANI !

Suno Suno....aaj ki taza khabar. Do doctoron ka khoon! Kisney kiye yeh khoon? Kaun Hai Zimmedaar? Ayiye dekhtey hain break ke baad.....

BREAK (lol)

Haan to doston, yeh ghatna hai mumbai mein ek aspatal (hospital) ki jiska naam hai sanjeevani.Aaj subah, sanjeevani ke nursing station ke paas, saare ward boys aur nurses ke saamney hua Doctor Riddhima aur Doctor Armaan ka katl. Kaise hui yeh ghatna? Ayiye baat kartey hain humarey samvadata kishore kumar se. Kishore- kyaa alam hai vahan?

Kishore: Haan sudesh...ayiye aapki baat karatey hain sanjeevani ke ek jaane maane doctor se- doctor Shubhankar. Bataiye Dr. S- kya hua yahan?

Shubhankar: Well doctor armaan ne doctor riddhima ko do dino se bohot pareshaan kar key rakha tha. Maine khud use riddhima ke chizoon ke saath pakda tha. Nurse station ke paas un dono ki bohot ladai hui aur Dr. Riddhima ne gusse mein aa kar Dr. armaan se kaha ki....

Kishore: Kaha ki?....kahiye na....dariye mat. Kya kaha?

Shubhankar: Usne kaha ki....MAIN TUMHE ZINDA NAHIN CHODOONGI ARMAAN! aur phir usney ek AK-47 GUN nikali aur armaan ko bohot bedardi se maar dala. 4 golian nikli uske seeney se....maine post-mortem kiya. *sob*

Kishore: To phir Riddhima....usey kisney maara? boliye na...

Shubhankar: Vo...Vo...Shayad armaan ko pata tha- ki uski badmashiyon ka nateeja yeh hi hoga. Is liye uskey paas bhi ek Gun thi...marney se pehle usney kaha....MAIN BHI TUMHEY JEENEY NAHIN DOONGA. MUJHEY MAAR KAR TUM VAISE BHI KAISE JI PAOOGI (not due to any sentimental attachment of course- murder ki saza- sazaye maut hoti hai!) aur phir usney riddhima ko apni gun se 3 goliyan chala kar maar dala. Uska post mortem meri bechari Keerti.....mera matlab Dr. Keerti ne kiya.

Kishore: Aur is haadsey se sanjeevani pe asar?

Shubhankar: Koi khaas nahin. Bas Dr. Shashank aur sister padma thodey upset hain. Un dono ke patients ko ab unhey hi sambhalna padega. Thats all.

Kishore: To yeh tha sanjeevani ka haal. Ayiye chaltey hain humari agli special report- Katrina ney kiya jodpur mein ek paudhey ki hatya.

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Ab yeh hi baaki reh gaya hai sanjeevani mein hona. Yeh Hospital hai Ya Pagalkhana!!!!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Forget taking DMG so seriously. Ive stopped. Just dont expect anything sensible or mature. Riddhima ke character ko jis tarah in logon ne itni berehmi se mara hai- shayad hi ab mein us-sey koi bhi attachment rakhna chahoongi.

Love life and enjoy!
Sorry If I bored/ annoyed/ offended anyone.
This was my reaction to the precap.

lol! longg passage!! that took a while to read! lol very entertaining!

That is sooo funny!!! 😆

Hilarious.. i was laughing the whole time while i was reading... and i totally agree with u about the creatives killing of Ridz character!! 😆 😆

Also agree on the part that we should not get soooo serious about it.. and no point apna bheja aur fry karne ki... 😆

Thnx for this hilarious post!! It put a smile on my face!!!

Luv
Nainu
xxx

thats just retarded! sorry but yeah............

😆 really funny
but i dont agree on wht u said abt riddimas character

Thanks to those who liked.

Sorry fashion-diva if you found it retarted. It was meant to be really. just my frustration. cant exactly talk to anyone else about it other than IF. lol.

👏 👏
THAT'S SO FUNNY.
I THINK THAT RIDHIMA DESIRVE THAT BECAUSE SHE
IS BEING ANOYING.

omgg!!!
that was just hilarious!!!!!😆...very well written...your right the creatives are killing ridz character they shouldn't do that....anyways great post really cheered me up!!!😃

katrina ne ki paudhe ki hatya 😛 😆 😆

oyyyeeee aisey topics say daraya mat karo
i thought it was reall new promo hehehe 😆
kheir chhoddo acha likha niceeee