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Originally posted by: Onyourface

Pyaar bade papa , aur thodi smartness bhi , mishri ko pata hai main usse chod ke kahin nahi jaunga is liye zidd karti hai ** 🤔 usse pata hai mujhe aur koi dusri nahi milegi...milni hoti toh vo London gayi thi tab mil gayi hoti ** ...mishti bohot acchi hai , dil ki sachhi hai ** apni convenience pe **

Badi maa demanding hai 😲 dekh le lagta toh nahi hai ** mishti ko dekh ke bhi kahaan laga tha ** badi maa ko pareshan mat kariye , aapko mein lines dunga, infact aap dono ko mil ke movie dekhni chahie 😃

Mishti bahut acchi hai aur dil ki Sacchi hai aur hume aap par bharosa hai ki aap unki acchai ka faayda nahi uthayenge aur unki baaton ko ehmiyat denge

Aapko Hume lines sikhaane ki zarurat nahi hai beta, humne mishti se pehle 2 betiyon aur ek bete ki shaadi karayi hai, un teeno ki shaadi bhi itni acchi nahi Chali jitni Humari aur shaurya ki maa ki chali hai, balki aapko humse seekhna chahiye, taaki kam se kam aap apni beti ke kanyadaan tak mishti ke saath rahe bina bichde ya Marne ka naatak kiye 😉

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Isiliye Mishti tum ho na mujhe sambhalne ke liye 😳❤️

Na tu mujhse kam na main tujh se zyada

Waah bhai.....kya line maara hain👏👏

.....Naa tu mujhse kam hain naa main tujhse zyada.......naa tu mujhse kam hain.... tu kuch zyada hain.....arey kya thaa..??

Ratta marke kuhu ko sunana hain......impress hojayegiiiik😎

Originally posted by: Mimzy

Nishant: miss teapot....tum mujhe pehchaan ne se kyun mana kar rahe ho???

Hum 2 mahine london mein saath the naaa?? Ek hi ghar mein akele.....😈****takes a look at Abir*****

Kunal: Mishti mein yahan huntum confuse math hona...........ab mein aur nishant hamesha saath honge......he is my best buddy.....

It's okay nishant I know tum log ek saath rehte the , tum ground floor pe aur mishti first floor pe ** nannu ki miss Teapot aur Miss Teapot ka nannu 😡**

Originally posted by: Mimzy

Kunal: haan issi ki wajah se maaa mera zindagi ka sabse bada saach saamne aagaya.....

Nishant : Mein bahut accha hun aunty.*****aapke flop idea ki wajah se mishti aur abir ki shaadi hogayi.......bhulunga nahi mein......chun chun kar badla lennge*******

Nishant- mere flop idea se nahi.. Tumare jealous flop idea se ye sab hu hai.. Na tum mishti wapas late na mishti abir se milate....

(Mind me mujhe iska kuch karana hoga)

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Abir: its okay nishant, pehle na sahi , ab toh dekh hi sakte ho * still showing dhai kilo ka haath* ache se dekho .... main tumhare liye bhi kuchh karna chahta hun , ek plan hai , campsite pe miloge ** 😈 Kuch karo isse pehle phir se yaad dila dunga ki yeh kahaani kiski hai **

Sach mein tumhare jaisa dost aajkal kahaan milte hai .... tum jitna mishti ke baare mein sochte ho utna aajtak kisine nahi socha ...Maine bhi nahi

** campsite pe aao batata hun tumhe dosti kya hoti hai **

Nishant: Arey mujhe samajh mein aagaya hun abir......baar baar dikhane ki zaroorat nahi hain..........🤔Air mein campsite pe nahi aasakta.....busy huna isliye.....tum jo kehna hain yahn kehdo......*****do u really think I am going to fall for that again??******

Haan sach kahan....mera aur mishti ki dosti hain hi itna amazing. Mein jitna mishti ke baare mein sochte hoon tum kabhi nahi soch sakte ........😳

Originally posted by: Mimzy

Thank u bhaiiii🤗......mein jab bhi kuch accha kaam karne jaate toh aapko yaad karta hun.......aankhein band karke aapka chehra yaad karta hun.......phir saara kaam easy lagne lagthe hain......

Nahin yaar bhai.....mishti ne sahi kiyaaa.......kuhu ka spelling mistake kuch over horaha hain.......🤔Aap itna sar pe math chadao usko.........dekha nahi kaise mishti ko dhaaka maaraa thaaa.......🤔

*******Aapko kya patah ki kuhu mujhe kitna maarti hain..😭ab mishti hi kuch kar sakti hain.*****

Mujhe nishant se kya problem hain bhai...??sab problems toh uss din khatam hogaya jiss din aap aur mishti ussse gale lagkar maaf kardiyaa.....toh mein kaise gussa rah sakta hun.....akhir kuhu ka bhai jo hain......

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Nishant: okay *****uskeliye zindagi bhar wait karlo****

Woh mein kuhu ka kuch saamaan lene aaya thaa........kyu tumne mujhr kab dekha??

****bol toh aise rahe ho.....ki tumne mujhe rangein haathon pakad liya....tum toh mishti ke saath jhappi yaan pappiyaan mein busy thee....😡....woh bhi mere fiance ke saath😡*******

Kabhi khushi kabhi gham ka dialogue maara hai ...nanko 😡😡 Tu kabhi khud se line kyun nahi sochta

Nahi yaar nanko uska honeymoon spoil ho gaya mishti ne ketu ke call ki wajah se , uska gussa hona banta hai , I can understand Mishti maa ko jeeta rahi hai ...samajhti hi nahi hai

***** kuhu ka kya hai , kabhi angry violent chroni ke dande ka experience kiya hai 🤔*****

Lekin tumne toh tumne toh nishant ki drink ...matlab samajhta hai na ....tujhe bhi toh dhakka diya tha na nishant ne 😲

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Nishant: aaj raat ko campsite pe aana nishant , Tumhara ek samaan mere pass reh gaya hai

***** gadhe ko pata nahi hai, uska switch mere garden mein gir gaya tha us din , oversmart kahin ka 😈 ****

Originally posted by: Onyourface

Arey tu mere footsteps kyun follow kar raha hai ...abhi toh tune bola shwet pasand nahi hai , ab Maine bola achi hai toh tujhe bhi achi lagne lagi ....

Kabhi toh khud se soch liya kar ...copycat

Meine kab bola sweth mujhe pasand nahi hain??😲......meine yeh bola ki sweth aapko pasand karne lagi hain kyunki usse patah hain aap hi asli RV ho.

Mera aur sweth ka setting hojatha uss din ....agar aapne hotel rum mein nahi ayaa ho tho.......uss red nighty mein swet kitni pyari lag rahi thi.......

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Aapne mere ex fiance ko biwi banaya, meri ex gf ko apna gf , aur uss kuhu ko mere sar daal diyaa. Aur yeh sab karke aap mujhe copy cat bol rahe ho.....waah bhai waah👏......aapse yeh ummed nahi tha bhai.....🤔

Originally posted by: Gaurirane366

thik hai *yawning* ja ho phir..As if unn dono ko kuch pata nahi...

Mein bhi dekhana chati hua tum kya kar loge...*getting bored* property mere naam par hai toh soch lo.....

Meenu meenu meenu meenu .....Umar ke saath saath ab tumhara dimag bhi kamzor ho gaya hai .....😆😆...isiliye kehte hai , Umar hote hi retirement le leni chahie

Property ka kya karogi akele jab tumhare bete hi tumhe chod ke chale jayenge ....😈 ..... phir majboori mein tumhe apni saari property vo gawaar koslu aur uske Mr India bete ke naam karni padegi ....kar paogi ?

Originally posted by: Onyourface

It's okay nishant I know tum log ek saath rehte the , tum ground floor pe aur mishti first floor pe ** nannu ki miss Teapot aur Miss Teapot ka nannu 😡**

Of course ....do floorr....hum khaana saath mein khaate the.....baatein karte the saaath mein.....coffe ke saath, aur sothe bhi saath mein the😈.....I mean alag alag floor pe...par ek hi time pe sone jaathe the.....😉

******hiha hha iihaaaaa. ......aur jalo abir.....iss jealousy mein tum kuch na kich kaand kar hi doge..******

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Originally posted by: Gaurirane366

kunal...🤗 Tumare maa ne iska badal liya... Iss liye toh mishti aur abir ki shaadi kar va diye mein.. Ab woh channa mere yaar gaata rahe sab ke shaadi mein

Nishant- mere flop idea se nahi.. Tumare jealous flop idea se ye sab hu hai.. Na tum mishti wapas late na mishti abir se milate....

(Mind me mujhe iska kuch karana hoga)

Kunal:maaaaa🤗 i lob uuu........

Nishant : kya aunty.....aapne kuch bolaaa???😲*******arey yeh aunty kya bol rahi hain......mere plan kaise patah laga unko......mein toh man soch raha thaa...aunty ke flop plan ke baare mein.....***********