The Locker Room Invasion

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Posted: 17 years ago
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DISCLAIMER: If this doesn't make sense, don't worry its not supposed to.๐Ÿ˜‰

This is a continuation from my earlier post, the Nightmares of the Inanimate. This is the second post of its type, which is simply an attempt at some light-hearted sarcasm at the DMG tracks.

'I swear your complexion is so fair; I can just sit here and admire your beauty. Sometimes wish I was a painter, so I could paint your portraits and immortalize your beauty forever! If only I could make noses properly I could give Da vinci a run for his money' Locker Rahul sheepishly smiled as it described the beauty of locker Riddhima.

'Oh stop it you loser, we're all made of the same material! Shameless Flirt! ' Locker Armaan quipped as he gave a displeased stare to locker Rahul.

'Not everyone is like you, you know; my intentions are pure' He looked the other way, shaking his head in disgust, and staring at Locker Riddhima.

'Pure intentions my foot!' Locker Armaan.

They were stopped by the sound of anklets.

Upon hearing a funny laugh, everyone knew who was approaching the room. It was the eternal sunshine of the other world, the bright, happy and chirpy locker Muskaan. She had the morning paper in her hand, "Good morning everyone! Hear this; there is a dedication for our locker Riddhima in today's paper. It's some Urdu poem, I can't read it, it's beautiful!"

" If you can't read Urdu, how can you say its beautiful?" Locker Rahul

" I meant the paper!" with a straight face.

"Why do you always fight with me?"

"Why are you getting so annoyed over this poem, oh!..,,.. unless,,โ€ฆit was you who, you know was up to thisโ€ฆtell me was it you?" Moving her eye-brows up and down.

"Forget it! Tell me Locker Riddheema do you like the poem?"

"I wonder who it is. It mentions nothing about my long shiny hair!!" Looking a little disappointed.

Seeing these two interact, locker Armaan was getting a little annoyed. "Stop it Ms. I need Attention" making an irritated face.

"Who's talking to you? And please huh you are no different you know!"

At that moment, Locker Muskaan came over to Locker Armaan, gave him a big smile, a warm hug and said, "Hi Superman! You're looking so good today!"

"Thanks babe" Locker Armaan winking at Locker Muskaan.

Locker Riddhima giving a quizzical look to Locker Armaan, "And what was that, Mr. I don't seek attention!"

'Stop it everyone, do you guys never stop fighting?' Locker Anjali, giving them angry stares she approached the room, "Stop behaving like school-children okay guys!"

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"This is enough, Quiet everyone, why is there so much commotion here- you are disturbing the fragile balance between two worlds."

"Who was that?" Locker Armaan looking around concerned. "Never heard that voice before!"

"I think we are being invaded by aliens! Stay alert everyone" Locker Rahul as he stood looking around nervously.

At that moment, Locker Atul came running out of the changing room towards Locker Anjali, " Nahiiii, its not time for an alien invasion yet, I haven't even proposed to Locker Anjali yet!"

"EEEeeeee Locker Atul, put your shirt on!!" Locker Anjali screamed as everyone else started laughing.

"Oh stop worrying you fools, it's me!" Twitching its thorns as it spoke, so that everyone realized who it was.

"Huh, Mayaaa!" a surprised Locker Muskaan , "You can hear us? But you're from the other world?"

"I have special powers; now tell me you guys- am I as beautiful as the plants in the desert say I am?"

Everyone exclaimed, "Maya you're a cactus!"


If you are reading this line then I hope you had a good laugh while reading through..๐Ÿ˜‰



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punjabikudy thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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wow!!dat wz soo verry imaginative....im srsli liking it....thnxxx
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Awesome again. Made me laugh after a long time ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†. All the lockers take on after their masters dont they, rubs off on them I guess. ๐Ÿ˜†. Seriously with DMG even the locations take on a life of their own. ๐Ÿ˜† Good comparision between Mayah and you know who there ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† but poor Mayah must be turning in her grave or rather wilting in her pot whichever is presently applicable at being compared to you know who! ๐Ÿ˜‰ Even she is gentler compared to ........ ๐Ÿ˜ก. Btw mayah was gifted to keerti, no wonder that hitler tone and authoritative voice, transference I tell ya.๐Ÿ˜†
Edited by ginak - 17 years ago
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Posted: 17 years ago
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haha...wats this??!!! funny.. i was actually imagining the lockers talking!! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† last line is good.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Swaaaastiii!!! ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค—
Another amazing post!!! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
loved the way Locker Atul came running from the changing room.. could imagine the scene ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†
don't wanna say anything about Locker Ridheeeemaa..
Locker Muskaan and Locker Armaan make a wonderful pair, don't they?

" "I have special powers; now tell me you guys- am I as beautiful as the plants in the desert say I am?"

Everyone exclaimed, "Maya you're a cactus!" " ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
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Posted: 17 years ago
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@swasti...U r on a roll gurl!! ๐Ÿ‘ So u've decided to represent the story of all the inanimates suffering at the hands of these juvenile interns!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Wonderful job there...enjoyed it and got my laugh of the day...esp the last two lines ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

now tell me u guys-am I as beautiful as the plants in the desert say I amNow doesn't that sound familiar...deffo heard it smwhere!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Maya, you're a cactusAhhh don't we know another beauty who fits this description pretty well! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Keep going...btw who's next on the list...
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Posted: 17 years ago
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@swasti...I'm in bursts. Excellent!!!Amazing!!!What a pick...the last line...I wish she better understands that soon.

And I was cracked up completely at the sheer audacity of hers "I wonder who it is. It mentions nothing about my long shiny hair!!" Looking a little disappointed. ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

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Posted: 17 years ago
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๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† swasti,thnk u yar ๐Ÿค— its all wity but vry menaingful too ๐Ÿ˜‰ luved it ๐Ÿ˜›
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Posted: 17 years ago
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its gr8888888 yaar........ur imagination is just toooooooo guuuuud....i really had a stomachache laughing.... ๐Ÿ˜†
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: riya_dmg

the topic says it all..!!



Hi Niya...well I just hope u enjoyed reading it
Thanks for replying๐Ÿ˜‰

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