If you were a contestant on BB13... - Page 2

Originally posted by: Kinginthenorth9

Public ke dimagh ka dahi kar diya hai in housemates ne.

Pahla season hai jis mein almost har housemate dogla hai. Har minute baat badal rahay hain aur maa ki jhooti kasmein kha rahay hain. Kuch samajh nahi aaraha ke woh aakhir chahtay kya hain aur akhir sach kya hai.

Aur jo 2 log dogle nahi hain woh waise hi itne baray gadhay hain ke saara ghar unko apni ungliyon pe nacha rahay hain aur woh bewakoof apas mein larh mar rahay hain.

Aur phir yeh dono samajhte hain ke pata nahi yeh show ke don hai ya Einstein ke baap hain. Asal mein dono mein zero akal hai aur har koi inki hastay hastay kaat raha.

Bhai main toh chahta hoon ke Salman ko bhejo BB ke ghar mein. Taakay uski dulari uska bhi bheja fry karay jaise public ka kar rahi hai. 😂😂😂

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OMG SO TRUE!

Kisiko aaj support karo toh kal flip hojata hai.

Some of the scenes I'm literally like WTF is wrong with these people. Dogle pan ke saath keep up karna bhi mushkil hai.

Dono ko apne aap ke alava kuch nahi dikhta. Ye problem hai. Kahi se pata chala hoga ke top 2 ke chances zyaada hai toh ego aagayi beech me.

Salman had actually praised Asim for 'being real' after that first fight with Sid. That's why he's doing it again.

Weekend pe I hope sab ki band baje. Sabse pehle Vishal aur Paras ko expose karo lol

I would act like Bhau. 😉Keep everyone smiling. Listen to all. Give malam patti to everyone's wound. Be the healer, friend, shoulder to cry. Object when one is wrong too.Sp keep safe distance from faltu fights like Rashmi/Sid, Sid/Asim etc. Don't have the energy to hear these kind of nonsense never ending argument. 🤢

Originally posted by: jhalak7

I would act like Bhau. 😉Keep everyone smiling. Listen to all. Give malam patti to everyone's wound. Be the healer, friend, shoulder to cry. Object when one is wrong too.Sp keep safe distance from faltu fights like Rashmi/Sid, Sid/Asim etc. Don't have the energy to hear these kind of nonsense never ending argument. 🤢

Bhau sahi ja rahe hai!

He intervenes at the right time too. Like how he stopped Sana yesterday.

Originally posted by: Kinginthenorth9

Gameplan ka toh nahi pata par sab se pahlay toh

Arti ka woh mickey mouse waala hair band torta.

Phir Paras ki wig ghayab kar deta.

Uske baad sana ko neend ki goli deta taakay thori dair ke liye toh woh so jati aur uski constantly irritating harkatain band hoti.

Phir Sid ke suttay chupa deta taakay woh aur phatay.

Aur Sid ke Suttay chupane ka ilzam Vishal pe daalta takey us bahadur Vishal ke upar Sid phatay aur Vishal apna imaginary phepra, gurda, jigar sab dekha de

Aur phir end mein bhau ke saath baith ke santray khata aur tamasha dekhta.

😂😂😂😂

Asim because of how raw and himself he is.

Originally posted by: Kinginthenorth9

Public ke dimagh ka dahi kar diya hai in housemates ne.

Pahla season hai jis mein almost har housemate dogla hai. Har minute baat badal rahay hain aur maa ki jhooti kasmein kha rahay hain. Kuch samajh nahi aaraha ke woh aakhir chahtay kya hain aur akhir sach kya hai.

Aur jo 2 log dogle nahi hain woh waise hi itne baray gadhay hain ke saara ghar unko apni ungliyon pe nacha rahay hain aur woh bewakoof apas mein larh mar rahay hain.

Aur phir yeh dono samajhte hain ke pata nahi yeh show ke don hai ya Einstein ke baap hain. Asal mein dono mein zero akal hai aur har koi inki hastay hastay kaat raha.

Bhai main toh chahta hoon ke Salman ko bhejo BB ke ghar mein. Taakay uski dulari uska bhi bheja fry karay jaise public ka kar rahi hai. 😂😂😂

Haha completely agree about Asim and Sid. All Brawn and no brain. They’re both idiots. But Asim is a more likeable idiot.

Himanshi and Shefali- only because I’m nothing like them but for BB I would be. I love dheere se tilli lagane wale! lol. And turn the whole place upside down from the background.

Originally posted by: Chotimotipsycho

Himanshi and Shefali- only because I’m nothing like them but for BB I would be. I love dheere se tilli lagane wale! lol. And turn the whole place upside down from the background.

YES haha

We didn't even realize they had a gameplan until yesterday.

I actually like Shefali. I wish I had clear skin like her's and was able to atleast stand in the same room as my ex let alone live with for 2 months 😆

My game plan would have been quite similar to Rashmi's except closeness with any male contestant 😛 I am a shy person but gussa muje Rashmi level ka Ata hai...😃

Though i selected none but --

I would have directly broke all the cameras first !!

[LMAO]🤣

Would have clearly splashed sauce on Paras, Vishal and Mahira's face.

I love cooking so if Shukla had asked me for Roti i would have love to make it but if he had argued then would have poured the whole atta container over all of them.

If Salman had called me "Naak mein dam karne wali" i would have broken the tv first !!

Full tod phod !!

At the end i would have slapped Shukla for badmouthing and would have got evicted with dignity !! 🥳

P.S - Thats another case that if after this i would have end up in jail for harassing the housemates especially favourite Shukla !! 🤣