I want this daadu to go away forever. Here's my story for daadu:What I want is daadu goat stops his bakwaas goat community saga katha and goes somewhere far, probably in some tropical forest and change into a junglee outfit made out of leaves. He shouldn't wear anything at the top. Everything should be bare except his ahem ahem. He should wear a leafy skirt and then wear a poison ivy sash and make the bon fire and dance like crazzy. Then a junglee girl will come and go gaga over him and then they can marry and hunt wild cats together for dinner. One day daadu will get a good news and the good news will be daadu ke ghar mei panchaas daadu aur aanewale hai aur wo bhi ek saath mote mote chashme pehenke!!!! Then daadu will go crazzy and give the junglee woman a tight kiss and make her sit on his fat thighs and feed her wild cat meat. Then one day the junglee will give birth to panchaas junglee male children with huge specs stuck with their ugly and fierce eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Then one day all those kids will turn young and will set out to find their perfect type of junglee date, and then daadu can bring in some wild cats and pyaare pyaare safed goats and start raising them, but the goats will be too annoyed to see daadu's manhoos shakal and will start tearing up daadu's leafy skirt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Daadu will go crazy and somehow he will manage to escape to some junglee toilet made up of old fashioned commodes and basins!!!!!!!!!!! He will pee there and say: AAAhhhhhhh!!!! The waste product is removed!!!!!! Ohhhh!!!!! Shanti!!!!! Ab jaake mujhe shaanti milegi!!!!He will then go back to his junglee palace and go to sleep. In the morning he will find Shivvvuuu spraying water on his face and daadu will get annoyed, and tell him to get out as it's his and his beloved junglee's private love nest property and they always play jigsaw puzzles in here and that's why no one is allowed to enter!!!! Then, how dare Shivvuuu enter this private property????? Shivvvvuuu will then do some mantra japp and will soon turn into a khaandaani jallaad bandar and start picking Adi daadu's stinky hair one by one and the junglee will keep speaking her junglee language and Shivvvuu will carry on with his hair picking act, since he won't understand a single thing. Exactly, at that time daadu's 50 male chashmish sons will arrive with their mehboobas and those mehboobas will all be chikni chikni hot goris aka champagne jaisi chikni hot item from Canada and America!!! Well, when daadu's sons left, they fpound a huge abandoned ship floating in a big nadi so they went in the ship and set out towards America and when half of them found their perfect mehboobas, the rest went to Canada and found their perfect mehboobas. Now they are all back with wearing black suits and the goris wearing chote chote mini mini skirts and bikinis that are showing off their nungi nungi taangei!!!!!!!So, daadu and the junglee and Shivvuuu they all get shocked and run away from there forever and they find a tree house and settle there together along with Shivvvuuu bandar hanging on to daadu's ugly cracked up pumpkin head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then, day by day daadu will keep itching his head cause lice will continue to nest in his shaggy hair and daadu will never use any shampoo and will stay with his loooooonnnnngggggg shaggy plus licy hair for the rest of his life and say: Arre maine aisi galti kyu kiiii???????? Kyu??????? Mei Kajju ke haatho se banaaya hua gaajar ka halwa bohot miss kar raha hu!!!!!! Koi to mujhe khilao?????? Arre jungleee tu???? Tu kyu nahi khilaati appun ko?? Then jungle will say: hatttuuuu fatttu khaatttu le shimra ka simrula thikingraa shajjar sa salmauwa aaaa nayyyyiiiii keeellwaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a junglee bhaasha which means," Yo biggest God damned white goat in the whole wide world!!!!!! Just go and make your own stuff and if you can't, then don't tell me, cause I know nothing, except how to play jigsaw puzzles so just go and make your gobar ka paratha or whatever. Don't force me or else I will sneak into the washroom and play jigsaw puzzles with another mard in the shower!!!!!!!!! Understood?????? Then stupid goat daadu says, Oh ya! Who is the so called another sexy mard in here??? Then junglee says: raakkkhuulaa koola koola shattu Shivvvuuuu rammuka rammooka lukka ! AA lukkaaa!!!! This means that Oh stupid duffer ass!!!!! Can't you see that the mard isn't sexy at all!!!!! He is a so called hanumaan baabu and that's your ugly friend ulluuu Shivvvuuu!!!!! That's ulluu Shivvvuuu!!!!! Samjha kya?????? So, daadu shuts up and spends the rest of his life in the treehouse till they all turn into skeletons!!!!!!!!!😆😆That's what I want to see!!!!!!! Shreyas end this bakwaas goat bandar katha circus and start with a different track which will most likely attract the viewers!!!!!!! 😡 What do you guys think?????? Please, post your replies.😃
Love,
Zareen.
