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Sallu: How to Stay a Virgin Forever, by Guenhwyvar
Page 0: Dedicated to the ever-lasting Virgin Boy.
Page 1: Chapter 1 - How to stay a virgin forever.
Step 1: Become a superstar with tons of fan
Step 2: Have sex
Step 3: Lie about being a virgin
Step 4: Rely on your idiot fans to defend/support/believe you
Step 5: Have sex
Step 6: Repeat steps 2-5
The end.
This book is so versatile, it can be applied to anything:
Sallu: The Killer Who Never Killed But Actually Did Kill, by Guenhwyvar
Page 0: Dedicated to the poor people sleeping on the road. Sleeping on the road with Sallu in the driver's seat is hanikarak to your health. Please be careful, and do not sleep on the road.
Page 1: Chapter 1 - How to drive over people.
Step 1: Become a superstar with tons of fan
Step 2: Murder people sleeping on the side of the road
Step 3: Pay driver some $$$ to take the fall.
Step 4: Rely on your idiot fans to defend/support/believe you
Step 5: Have sex and tell everyone you're a virgin
Step 6: Repeat steps 2-5
The end.
Sallu: The short story of Buckbeak, the blackbuck and the no good, very bad person who killed him.
Page 0: Dedicated to the parivaar of the blackbuck. I don't know what sounds you make, but meow meow my friend, meow meow.
Page 1: Chapter 1 - How to drive over people.
Step 1: Become a superstar with tons of fan
Step 2: Take some actors and go hunting in protected territory
Step 3: Drag court case forever
Step 4: Rely on your idiot fans to defend/support/believe you
Step 5: Have sex and tell everyone you're a virgin
Step 6: Repeat steps 2-5
The end.
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