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Lalu and the air hostess

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Posted: 17 years ago
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hey!!

just felt like sharing a joke today.. so, here it goes:

Air hostess to Lalu: Sir, are you vegetarIAN or non-vegetarIAN?

Lalu: I'm IndIAN.

Air hostess: No, Sir! Are you shakaHARI or mansaHARi?

Lalu: Hatt sasuri.. I'm BiHARI!

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Posted: 17 years ago
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