Alrighty..sorry guys..my brother locked me out yesterday & fell asleep so I couldn't post..lol..😆 ALL I CAN SAY TO THURSDAY'S EPISODE IS..BLAHHHHHHHH..PUKEEEEEEE..BLECHHHHHH..if it weren't for that Mumbai Mirror article, I would've puked out my organs, the amount of Karangatan that was aired! 🤢
1) ARMAAN WALIA: Okay, so apparently Dimpie & That Chick have switched personalities..kind of like Freaky Friday except neither one looks like Jamie Lee Curtis or Lindsay Lohan. 😃 I can KIND of understand what the powers that be are trying to show..*SHOCK!*..in that Wally's misplaced hate has turned her into the old Dimpie & Dimpie's unconditional love has turned him into the old Wally, so they're trying to show how much JandA still affect one another (lol, @ least that's what I'm telling myself). 😳 In any case, like I said the other day, I'm not really a fan of watching That Chick turn into the old Dimps. He was meannn! If anything, Wally should go back to being her old self like Nandu's telling her to & we can have two Ms. Walias..lol..I'm sorry, I lowe my Dimps..he can be Mr. Walia. 😉 😆 Basically, I want my nerd back. She was queet & clumsy & awkward..& SMART..always went straight to "Armaan Sir" when an issue arose..Wally, just because you've gotten your love reciprocated doesn't mean that you should behave like a stranger! Dimpie fell in love with JASSI, not Jessica, not Neha, not Mrs. SNOBeroi..basically, not JessiCeha. Open your eyesss..pack your bagsss..go to Goaaa! Poor Prachu won't last if that doesn't happen soon! 😆
2) R.A.T.: HOLY MOTHER OF G-D! WHY? WHY? WHYYYY did these people make me suffer through 18 minutes of Piano Man? Did I EVER do ANYTHING to them besides be a loyal JJKN viewer? All I did was support their show & in return, they give me things like Fardeen Khan, Motor Mouth, & W.S.L.!? 😭 The ENTIRE episode was about Rags. "Raghav Jaisa Koi Nahin"..(THANK G-D! Imagine a world full of this guy!? 😕) There was SUCH a R.A.T. overdose that I kept a bucket righttt by my side in case my enchilada dinner wanted to exit through my face! 🤢 The FIRST scene itself was vomit-inducing..& I think Motor Mouth felt the same way because the expression on his face in his first gross dream sequence looked like I felt. TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE! Please G-d, stick to singing..you're good @ it. Please..PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE??? 😭 😭 😭 I guarantee that this man was SOOO happy doing all of the "Choo Liya Hai" scenes..duuuude, look, we understand you may kinda like your girlfriend, but do what you gotta do @ HOME! HOME! HOME! Do whatever you want all over freaking Mumbai for all we care (Just stay the hell out of Goa! 😡), but pleaseeeeeeeee get off of this show! For the sake of the viewers, for the sake of JandA & their chemistry, & most importantly, for the sake of yourself. I don't think your face can stand anymore torturous contortions into non-human expressions! 😭 I agree with aishu when she said that she's reconsidering liking the song "Choo Liya Hai"..mannn, now everytime I hear that beautifulll song, I'm going to see Motor Mouth's face TRYING to look romantic & loving but failing miserably, while TRYING to be flirty amongst that ugly netted thing above his feminine bed but only succeeding to look like Nemo did when he was first caught in the net by that fishing boat in Finding Nemo. And P.S., leave any imitations of Devdas to my Dimpie please, Motor Mouth. You looked like you were in SERIOUS constipation SHOCK when you were trying to unhook that bangle. Milk of Magnesia is your Diwali present from me to you. USE IT WISELY. 😕 YU-U-U-UCK! HOW could these people use the same song that was for JandA's ENGAGEMENT for this guy? Do you realllly think that there is a dearth of good music in India? Let me HELP you find more, just stop recycling music..ESPECIALLY JandA music! 😡 WHOEVER told Karangatan that he has chemistry with That Chick should either have the crap beaten out of them, or get a FULL OUT eye checkup. WHERE was this infamous chemistry that Motor Mouth keeps speed-speaking about? I have more chemistry with my freaking MOM than he has with Wally. 😳 😛 Whoever SMSes him about his chemistry, stop. Please. For the poor guy's own mislead sake. 😃 The ONLY part where Reggie Boy was tolerable was when, in his big head, of course, he said "Jassi, mat jao." I haltingly, & regrettably must say that he looked kind of cute when he said that. OKAY! MOMENT HAS PASSED. HE MADE UP FOR THAT SPLIT SECOND WITH THE REST OF THE EPISODE! 😆 As for Wally, okay, your dialogue in MM's dream was that you can see everything in MM's eyes clearly..please, oh, please, tell us what you see! We have NO clue what's going on in his expressionless eyes, so if you do, more power to you. Then again, it WAS only in his dream, so odds are that you're in the same boat as the rest of us: CLUELESS. 😆 And WHY do you keep using the JandA music for this disgusting Wally & R.A.T. pair? STOP IT. NOW. PERIOD! 😡 By the way, are the directors bored, stupid, or just plain lost their creativity? Trying to zero in on Wally's hand leaving Motor Mouth's as she let go of it & left him was a STRAIGHT copy of Wally's last day @ GM when she let go of Dimpie's hand in that heartbreaking scene that they showed 3 times. Except for one thing..this scene was NOWHERE NEAR as emotionally charged as that one. 🤢 And finally, the SMARTEST thing that Ragada Patties said yesterday was, "Beta Raghav, tu toh gaya."..NOW..if ONLY you actually WOULD GOOO!!! 😕 You're such a retard Reggie..you can't even tell YOURSELF that you love the woman, what the hell are you going to tell her? At least Dimpie has the guts to speak up! 😳 AND FINALLY. To make it plain & simple (Again, I'm so sorry, brownie, but this episode was the end of me!), RAGHAV SNOBeroi. You. Are. A. Loser. Have a nice day. 😃 😳
3) NOBS (CC) PARTY: Oh Lorddd..I think that the costume designer was trying to make up for the 2 days of same outfits with the amount of changing clothes that the JJKN fam did on Thursday! But I'm not complaining because ALL of the outfits were so nice (in my opinion). It was like a party for my eyes & for my fashion sense. 😛 I liked all of Wally's saris, but for some reason, this new designer has an obsession with silver blobbies! Whattt is the deal with those? I don't find them cute..I guess other people do..one of That Chick's saris (the first pink & blue one) looked like it had giant alien heads on it! 😆 They could've beamed poor Mona up! She did look good though. Then her outfit in reverse (blue & pink) during Reggie's EWWW dream sequence was pretty too..but AGAIN with the blobbies!? The besttt outfit of the evening though was Mona's orange-ish sari @ the end. She looked beautifulll in it..the color, the earrings, her hair..I really think they should stick to giving Mona a side part..it totally changes her look for the better. But the CHLIPS were back again!!! For G-d's sake, give the poor girl a lipstick with COLOR!!! 😡 Then of course there was my Dimpu in his blue/gray suit with black..YUMMMMMIEEEE!!! S.S., watch it..I'm gunning for your man! 😈 😛 Assy also looked fetching her cream suit @ the board meeting..Rakshanda looks much better in light colors or bright colors..she should leave the darks like maroon & brown. Her earrings were loweeely as well. After that outfit, I was in loveee with her lime green/blue sari. I love that combo to begin with & with her eyes, it just looked amazing..again a 👍🏼 for her earrings. Even ILU ILU was stylin' throughout..first her black sari @ the board meeting, then her yellow one for Diwali..looks a lot more like that hott MamaIlu from Rakshanda's burday party. 😳 Yayyy for Gaurav's haircut! A biggg NOBS (CC) 👏 for that one. And a HUGE NOBS (CC) 👎🏼 for the return of the infamous pinstripes. This time in BEIGE!!! 🤢 Yuuuckkk..SNOBeroi Senior, please kick the bucket already..we're waiting..eagerly..if you need any help, please let us know. 😳 Lol, & a NOBS (CC) Note for Ass Seth Senior..please change your tie..Minnie Mouse misses her dress..she can't be without it around the little children in Disney! 😉 😛 Needless to say, the NOBS (CC) Award for the evening goes to everyone. 👏
4) It seemed like it was THE episode for overdoses..too much R.A.T., too much constipation, & too much U.S.P.! They used it for EVERYTHING today! The U.S.P. was in full effect when Wally suggested distributing sweets to the Karishma staff for D. Wally..NO WAY! SWEETS ON D. WALLY? What a novel idea! 😕 Then again when Senior SNOBeroi is going to go shopping? Is that really sparkle-worthy? We're just waiting for him to drop dead..AFTER realizing the truth of course..🤢 NOT enough D.A.T., NO JandA @ all, cheat shoots with Nandu & That Chick so we couldn't even enjoy their on-screen rapport..what a WASTE of a Thursday! 😡
5) A laugh goes Senior SNOBeroi's way when he tells Motor Mouth that all of his "khushiya" & "armaan".."sab yahi hai"..HEEHEEHEEEE..more than you KNOW, Senior SNOBs..MORE THAN YOU KNOW..his "Armaan" is going to bite him in the butt (no, not LITERALLY Motor Mouth, relax! 😉 😆)..& we can't WAIT until it finally happens! 👏
6) Kiddie Karishma is a smart kid..for once she annoyed me less..I think she's growing on me..or I'm just going deliriously insane..either one works..
7) The Emmy Award of the evening goes to Karan Oberoi..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..okay, no, not really. But then again, he didn't give anyone else enough airtime! Who else could possibly get it!? Maybe Ram Singh. Congratulations, Ram Singh! 👏
8) Nandu's speech wins as best scene of the episode. He's right when he's talking to That Chick about her "real" Jassi being lost. Nandu's the only one who notices her degradation process..besides us, of course. Where's Nerdy? Bring her back. If not the outside, then @ LEAST the inside..us Tree-Huggies know she's in there too, Nandu! It's YOUR job to bring her back..& Bebe's. 😳
9) The IOTE of the evening goes to Piano Man. Again, because he didn't give anyone else a chance to be an idiot. He took everyone else's stupidity & made an outfit out of it & then wore it with pride all episode long. Stooopid Reggie. 😵
10) As for the preview, well, I just read the SET version. Great. More of the Ugliest House in the World. BLECH! 🤢 MY ideal version is that Superboyfriend uses his powers of speedy-speech to tell Senior SNOBeroi the truth, Senior SNOBs falls on a deeya, snuffs it out with his giant self, says, "Oh beta..mujhe ab samaj mein aaya..tumko Armaan zaada pasand hai..", he drops dead, & then everyone stands there in shock. Finally, Wally is the first one to speak & says, "RAGHAV! Tum bhi!? Armaan sirf MERA hai! Issi liye tum 'Armaan, Armaan' karte rehte the?" And then Droopy Dog says, "Haan, Jassi..mujhe maaf kardo..lekin mein Armaan ke bina nahin ji sakta." And then Wally says, "TOO BAD HOMIE! GO MARRY VANDANA! I'M OFF TO SAVE MY DIMPIE (sorry..that was me again..😳)..SAVE MY ARMAAN FROM THE CLUTCHES OF HEARTLESS WITCH! Good riddance to you AND your supersonic tongue!" Then JandA reunite after Mollie/Dimpie's divorce & GOA, HERE WE COME! 🤔 😆 😃
Okie..I'm going shopping!!! YAYYYY!!! 👍🏼
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