A padded room, so no lasting damage is done to your TV or PC if you decide to throw it against the wall.
Chocolate or ice cream to alleviate the inevitable depression.
A copy of today's newspaper to remind you what actual suffering is.
A vodoo doll of Ayesha/BT Creative/Dadi or who ever else gets your goat that day. And as many pins as you want to stick in it.
A cold compress in case they decide to throw us some crumbs and show us a cute Michi scene.
A few choice swear words to help release some anger.
And if you have all of this in order, you may now undertake watching an episode of KYM.