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Deepika Padukone
Deepika Padukone bags our ' Juggler of the year ' award.
After all its not everyone's cup of tea to manage doing big banner films, endorsing soft drinks, accepting awards, going on lunches and dinners with captains and vice captains of the Indian Cricket team, shuttling between current and ex boyfriends and then attending press conferences and events just to deny any romantic alliance with the above mentioned, all simultaneously! (phew!)
A strong woman that Deepika is, she comfortably makes time for her 'just friends', 'close friends', 'special friends', 'ex-friends' 'on again-off again friends' (by the way all of which are men) and after achieving such a delirious task, manages to stay as cool as a cucumber when asked the secret behind her all that vivacity!
You win this award hands down Deepika!
Amrita Arora
Amrita Arora is the proud receiver of this year's ' Best Business woman ' award! She shares her trophy with Kim Sharma, Preeti Jhangiani, Shamita Shetty, Koena Mitra, Tanushree Dutta and Neha Dhupia (forgive us if we have forgotten any other deserving candidates)
Well, if you are surprised as to why Preity Zinta lost out on this one inspite of buying an IPL team then let us help you understand this category.
We have chosen the winners for the very fact that inspite of having the knowledge that 'films' and 'acting' can NEVER be their 'Business' they have the perseverance to keep trying! These winners without getting bogged down by their lack of acting talent comfortably earn their livelihood by performing at every second party, event, contest, school gathering, and fancy dress competition in town!
If that's not all, their fantastic business mind sees to it that they come across as 'wanted' from the press point of view too! For eg - Amrita's tattoo of beau Usman on her butt soon after dear friend Kareena's beau did that for bebo (on his hand though!), Neha's jiggy with Richard Branson, Kim's 'once upon a time' link up with Yuvraj Singh, Koena's ugly experiences when some men grabbed her... bla bla all fantastic way to ensure that they are talked and written about!
Isn't it a cool business tactic to get invited to shows, parties all thanks to the controversies they themselves create?
Katrina Kaif
Sallu's better half wins our ' Miss Perfectionist ' award!
Katria Kaif who happens to have lived her past life in UK, wins this award for her trying to be perfect as far as her Hindi is concerned.
A perfectionist that Katrina is, she doesn't mind giving innumerable retakes for a scene where she has to speak two words of Hindi!
Much to the annoyance of her co-stars and crew of the film who bare the brunt of retakes, (owing to Katrina's anglicised Hindi), this actress stays hell bent on her Hindi improvisation!
Please note only for this category we will also be giving away 'Consolation' prizes for Kat's co-stars who often withstand her urge for perfection, all thanks to their enormous patience!
Aishwarya Rai
Ash wins our ' Bahu-t ho gaya ' award this year!
This 'not without my family' Bachchan bahu seems to have vowed that she would never venture out without any member of her sasural ! Always clad in 'extremely boring' saris and bright sindoor, Ash has full chance to enter tv as Ekta Kapoor will be more than happy to cast her as the next 'ideal bahu' in one of her inane serials!
Considering Ash's natural tendency to never change her look or experiment something new in terms of her physical appearance, she will definitely be TV's best new find!
Karisma Kapoor
Lolo may have taken a brief hiatus from films owing to her motherhood but that does not mean she stands ineligible to win an award!
We'd like to bestow upon her the award for the ' Best Substitute Actress '.
There were many healthy contenders for this award like Diya Mirza and Sneha Ullal who have been used as 'cheaper' substitute of Ash's, owing to their uncanny resemblance to the former Miss World but we thought of Karisma as an ideal winner. Why? Well, she has started replacing her younger sister Kareena in tv ads owing to lesser fees! Now that is what we call a true substitute!
Kareena Kapoor
Kareena may come across as this strong willed, highly ambitious, career oriented young woman but as you delve deeper, all you'll find is a simple girl whose world revolves around love!
We present her the ' Weakest Heart ' award! No, her newly achieved extra thin body frame has nothing to do with this award!
Her rock star beau Saif has gone through a heart related dilemma (medically!) some time back but ironically it is Kareena who has had it!
Picture this - Bebo was allegedly in love with Hrithik and so was he until their relationship died down! However, even before we could stop talking about her 'alleged break-up' with Hrithik, Bebo was seen with Shahid! As soon as Bebo's fans started expecting a 'happy ever after' ending with Shahid that relationship too was declared as finished! Again, when everybody was busy finding out the reason for the couple's break-up, Bebo was seen holding hands with Saif Ali Khan!
Bebo seems to have a weak heart as it keeps reaching out to men before it can mend the pieces!
Mallika Sherawat
Mallika Sherawat wins our highly coveted ' Most Hardworking actress ' of the year award.
No, no we are not talking about how hard she must be working on her sexy body but we are talking about the hard work that she puts in to achieve the 'A grade star' status in Hollyood- Bollywood inspite of the fact that her films 'Hardly work'!
We zeroed in on Mallika as her painstaking work constitutes screaming from rooftops about her 'blink and I am gone' roles in B grade Hollywood and her struggle to maintain her dignity by maintaining a dignified silence when questioned about her 'not-so-dignified' outfits by the media!
Also, inspite of the fact that Mallika's majority of films in the past have had a shorter shelf life in theatres and audiences' minds (err..shorter than her skimpy outfits too!) and that cannot manage to stay in an entire film (not that we don't WELCOME it) this lady manages to stay in news!
Mallika successfully inspires many wannabes (oops actresses like Rakhi Sawant and Sherlyn Chopra!) as she time and again breaks the 'MYTH' that only actresses who can act can survive in this industry!
You deserve this award Mallika!
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