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Superman climbed the Empire State Building and challenged King Kong to a fight.
King Kong said, "I don't have time. I have to catch a plane!" Superman, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking along and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk.
Who picks it up first? The blonde, because the other two don't exist! Superman writes on the wall: Batman is a wuss. The next day, Batman writes on the wall: Superman is Clark Kent. What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
"That's mighty bigamy!" What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
"That's awful bigamy!" Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom? A: Superbowl. Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? A: Souperman! Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!" The second drunk says, "You're crazy!" The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top! The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT! The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"
King Kong said, "I don't have time. I have to catch a plane!" Superman, Santa Clause, and a blonde are walking along and see a dollar lying on the sidewalk.
Who picks it up first? The blonde, because the other two don't exist! Superman writes on the wall: Batman is a wuss. The next day, Batman writes on the wall: Superman is Clark Kent. What did Superman say when he married two Women on the same day?
"That's mighty bigamy!" What did Lex Luthor say when he did the same thing, then killed the women?
"That's awful bigamy!" Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom? A: Superbowl. Q: What do you get if you cross the man of steel with a hot vegetable broth? A: Souperman! Three drunks are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
The first one says to the other two, "You know, it's a funny thing about these wind currents. A person could jump off of this building right now and not even hit the ground; the wind would carry him right back up to the top of the building!" The second drunk says, "You're crazy!" The first drunk says, "I'm serious! Watch!" The first drunk jumps off of the building, and the wind carries him right back up to the top! The second drunk says, "Let me try!"
So the second drunk leaps off of the building and promptly falls to the street below, landing with a hideous SPLAT! The first drunk smiles, clearly amused. The third drunk looks at him and says, "You know, Superman, you can be a real Jerk When you're drunk!"
Superman's strength was beyond measurement.
It could only be lost, little by little, if he *ahem* enjoyed the company of a mortal woman.
One day, he ran into Lois Lane and she took him up to her apartment for an evening of entertainment.
Each bout removed a tiny amount of Superman's great power.
The next morning, Superman got out of bed, went to the window, lifted the shade,
and went up with it!
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