SP Buzz and Times V. 31 jokes/songs

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Posted: 17 years ago
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Happy Maha Shivratri too all.

SP Buzz and News Letter 2 in 1 fun

The purpose of Buzz is to share your good news and bad news with the forum members as we all are one big happy family and like to share in each other's khushi aur ghum.

I will always pray to God that we all have only good news to share from now on for every one.

Get ready for lots of birthday and anniversary threads and lots of fun things for this month. Let us have some fun activities to take the load off studies. Just keep reading for contest and latest addition some funny jokes or songs to make you laugh

Updates and Imp. links

written

25th feb https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/873105/25th-feb-update-new-game-and-twist-video

26th Feb, https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/874046/26th-feb-update-urv-brij-dhamaka-video

27th Feb. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/875189/27th-feb-written-update-video-link

28th feb https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/876204/feb-28-india-update-nahle-pe-dehla-vid

video

25th Feb,https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/873005

26 feb. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/874017

27th Feb. https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/875066

28th Feb https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/876068

Summary

taken from link https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/saat-phere/757511/saat-phere-story-from-day-1-to-end

Angry Nahar pulls out his gun and runs out and starts the car. Saloni stands in front of the car and tells him that if not for her he needs to stop for their child. he can not go like this and think about killing jiji. We need to think and map out strategy to defeat jiji and punish her for killing aditi, taking away mother from Ishan and taking a child away from Tara and brijesh. Nahar calms down cursing heimself for not able to punish jiji. Neel and Nishi to tells Nahar to do the same. Kaveri is pregnent again and whole Narpat parivar is very happy. Brijesh and kakasa are suppose to go out of town for some important project. Last minute jiji stops kakasa saying he has high bP and can't travel. But she can go in his place. kakasa agrees. tara tries to stop in the vain. Jiji asks some one to leak the petrol tank of thier car so they are force to stop at the hotel where there is no network while coming back.. Jiji make pass at Brij at which he slaps her and leave in the car leaving jiji at hotel. Jiji unable to find taxi travels by bus and finds saloni at dhaba. It is saloni disguises as chirmi to fool jiji. Jiji is shocked but Sal convinces her she is not saloni while taking away her money and shoes. Jiji comes back dirty and dingy and lies to kakasa she had more work and her cab broke down protecting brijesh.

Star of the week

Brijesh finally standing up to jiji and Saloni

scene of the week

Saloni snatching jiji's purse and sandals and making her go home penniless.

Twist of the week

Saloni acting as chirmi and fooling jiji

Active Members

maha786, shopgirl1 congrates and enjoy this siggy.

Fun Corner

Jokes

A woman and a man are involved in a bad car accident, Both of their cars are totalled but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, This must be a sign from God!"

Then woman continued, "And look at another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man.

Then man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

Woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
Woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks "Ma'am, what do you want to do with arsenic?"

The lady say's "To kill my husband."

"I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a her husband kissing a lady who is druggist's wife and shows it to the druggist.

He looks at the photo and says "Oh, I didn't know you had a prescription!"

Parody songs

Saloni to sad Nahar
jeet hi lenge baazi tum hum
jiji ka daura tutega
julm ka bandhan jhuth ka bandhan
paap ka bandhan tutega
pyar ka bandhan jeetega

Saloni to herself

aaj buri phasi sun bhabhisa ki jiji
mai nach ke tumhe dikhoun
ullu ki tarah na dekho
mai chirmi hun maan jao
mai saloni nahi hun maan jao




** SP Dev. Team**
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shopgirl1 thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
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thnk u so much SP dev team...n special thnks 2 ramas...honestly u all r making me so @ home :)n i luved the siggy...thnks again.
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Awesome!! the jokes cracked me up di!! hilarious!! the summary helped so much..thank you 👏 👏
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Fantastic and brilliant NL as always.

The jokes are so nice and funny. 😆

Nice parody songs too.

Congrats to active members. 👏
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: shopgirl1

thnk u so much SP dev team...n special thnks 2 ramas...honestly u all r making me so @ home :)n i luved the siggy...thnks again.

you are most welcome. enjoy your siggy.😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: coolkitty_23

Awesome!! the jokes cracked me up di!! hilarious!! the summary helped so much..thank you 👏 👏

I am glad to bring cheer and smile on your face.😊 will keep on posting more jokes.😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: arwax

Fantastic and brilliant NL as always.

The jokes are so nice and funny. 😆

Nice parody songs too.

Congrats to active members. 👏

Thanks a lot Arwa. Appreciate nice words after spending hours making this NL.😊
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Posted: 17 years ago
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raksha dii!! u did a good job oncec again!!!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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raksha di u keep this forum alive its been while since i have came on this forum!! but it is still alive cuz of u jhumi and simran! everyone else i dont see on here!!
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Posted: 17 years ago
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Originally posted by: sweetgurl965

raksha dii!! u did a good job oncec again!!!

Thanks pooja. welcome dear seeing you back here is a treat.😊

as I always miss you.

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