Fun Post on my frustrations with the show

"Aur bhi do mazloom Auraten hain Jinke Shouhar unse badsaljuki karte the, aur un donon ne apne Shohar ka Katl Kar diya, aap to aleem hain Kabeer ahmed, aapne Ruksaar ki Jaan bachayi, ab aap please In donno ki jaan bhi Bacha lijiye, aap se yeh Mazhab kehta hain, aap chaar biwiyaan rakh sakte hain, aap ki do already hain, do aur le jaiye, waise bhi aap Dubai aa chuke hain, ticket ka poora fayda uthaiye aur in donon ke saath Nikaah karke, inka case open karvaiye, inki sazaa bhi maaf ho sakti hai, In ko bhi le jaiye.so saying the Jailer bought Mumtaaz and Rashida to Kabeer.

Kabeer was in a fix, he did not know what to do, whether to go with farz or with common sense, he already screwed up once, siding with Farz, two itself was tough to handle, how would he take care of four, but Kabeer Ahmed apne farz se peeche nahin hat sakte the, so with a heavy heart he said, "I am going to set a good example and marry them, this is my FARZ, so what if they killed their husbands, I am not afraid, if one of them tries to kill me later, my other three wives will save me, I think I should be OK, and Zara, she will understand, she doesn't have to cook and clean for all of them, Abba will hire an extra servant. And so it came to be that in the name of FARZ, kabeer Ahmed got back to Lucknow, three extra Biwis in tow. But little did he know how this would affect his health. Don't get me wrong, having four wives sounds like a lot of fun, imagine the variety in bed, but what Kabeer did not bargain for was that all four of them would get him only after four days, so although Kabeer could you know what, get it every night, the poor wives had to wait three days for their turn building up a healthy appetite when it was their turn, Kabeer enjoyed himself the first few months but then it started to wear him off, all that exercise in bed had to take its toll, his D... was also tired, he couldn't get it up any more, his wives started to complain, they had to take this problem to the sharia board, he started dozing off at the sharia board meetings, Kazi sahib was in a dilemma, Kabeer was taking all the wrong decisions. Days turned into years and Kabeer had fathered 16 kids, each of his wives gave birth to 4. Kabeer was surely not into family planning and soon the census board came knocking at Kabeers door, "Aap abadi badha rahe ho, nayab Kazi hokar, sola bache paida kiye apne, aap ko saza hogi, par hum aapko yahan nahin Dubai ke jail mein rakhenge, kyonki saare fasad ki jad Dubai mein shuru huyi thi. Sharia board agreed with the wives and census board and sent Kabeer packing off to Dubai jail.

Dubai laws were very stringent on not satisfying your spouses and they pronounced the death penalty on Kabeer. Just when Kabeer was being sent to the gallows to be hung, there came the jailer and said, "aap se milne koi aya hai, who apse nikaah karna chahta hain aur aapka case reopen karna chahta hain Kabeer couldn't believe his luck, who would want to save me, he thought? And finally when he was brought out of the dark jail room he saw the face of his savior- Karan Johar, and then Kabeer fainted. That is the last we heard about Kabeer, people say he is living happily with his new found love, now he doesn't have to worry about getting it up, he only has to worry about his A...

This is how mad you guys have made me after watching todays episode! Keep dishing us nonsense and we will try to give it back! Please I hope CVS you would like my suggestions and let Kabeer marry couple more times, then it will defintiely be Ishq Subhan Allah!

🤣 🤣 sweetheart deep breaths you need to take a break this show is starting to affect your head 😆

Damn this is simply hilarious! 🤪

Originally posted by: Houstonmom

🤣 🤣 sweetheart deep breaths you need to take a break this show is starting to affect your head 😆

Isn't this exactly what we are watching, sick minds are influencing people by showing crap and uneducated people are probably being influenced by this nonsense, I am just lamenting the death of a beautiful story and waste of such talented actors! What they must be thinking enacting this shit is beyond me, especially actors like Vineet Jain who are veterans. Eisha Singh, you are so awsome but totally wasted in this show, I stared watching because of you, and I am so disappointed by what I'm watching. 😭

Originally posted by: Chillichick

Damn this is simply hilarious!🤪

Good plot for the writers to pick up from!

Karan johar?!🤣

So probably the writers have the best solution for the inmates of Dubai Jail who have been sentenced death penalty.

Trap a bakra, get the inmate and Bakra married and escape death penalty.

Basically anyone can get away with the highest punishment as long as they decide to get married!

But what if Ruksaar hadn't killed Hamdan and was married to him? Would she have to marry Kabir then too?

Assuming she had killed one of Hamdan's closest family member as he/she had seen Ruksaar's psychotic and illogical obsession with Kabir and would reveal the same to Hamdan.

Then because her own husband couldn't save her and neither could she ask her brother in law, she would call his brother?

So then the wives can also have more than one husband?😡

The writers have made a mockery of the beautiful original story line.

Each of his wife gave birth four times but who was the first one?

Wasn't there any catfight?

Or was it the case that for the birth of first child for each wife it was Zara who got pregnant first and then the rest followed while for the birth of each of the respective second children, it was Ruksaar among the wives who got pregnant?

Thank you for appreciating my story, but your questions have me confused, yes Zara also has four babies, each one in turn has four babies, Zaraji is in sacrifice mode I think so yes she got laid first and then the rest because Nayak Kazi ko Farz to nibhana padega sab ke sath! 😉

Originally posted by: ananhita

Isn't this exactly what we are watching, sick minds are influencing people by showing crap and uneducated people are probably being influenced by this nonsense, I am just lamenting the death of a beautiful story and waste of such talented actors! What they must be thinking enacting this shit is beyond me, especially actors like Vineet Jain who are veterans. Eisha Singh, you are so awsome but totally wasted in this show, I stared watching because of you, and I am so disappointed by what I'm watching. 😭

🤗 aww sweetheart,
The point of the show started off with the goal of shedding light on misconceptions of customs thought of to be farz or religion with Zara and kabeer teaching the reality behind these misunderstandings which worked well and we got several lessons along the way but somehow the director and artists took offense of the fans not liking ruksaar as bashing the actual actress and seems like ruksaar being stuck in our faces with all these gross acts are like some kind of punishment or spite losing the lesson being taught. The next lesson is khula but what the heck is this current one I fail to understand 😕

Originally posted by: ananhita

"Aur bhi do mazloom Auraten hain Jinke Shouhar unse badsaljuki karte the, aur un donon ne apne Shohar ka Katl Kar diya, aap to aleem hain Kabeer ahmed, aapne Ruksaar ki Jaan bachayi, ab aap please In donno ki jaan bhi Bacha lijiye, aap se yeh Mazhab kehta hain, aap chaar biwiyaan rakh sakte hain, aap ki do already hain, do aur le jaiye, waise bhi aap Dubai aa chuke hain, ticket ka poora fayda uthaiye aur in donon ke saath Nikaah karke, inka case open karvaiye, inki sazaa bhi maaf ho sakti hai, In ko bhi le jaiye.so saying the Jailer bought Mumtaaz and Rashida to Kabeer.

Kabeer was in a fix, he did not know what to do, whether to go with farz or with common sense, he already screwed up once, siding with Farz, two itself was tough to handle, how would he take care of four, but Kabeer Ahmed apne farz se peeche nahin hat sakte the, so with a heavy heart he said, "I am going to set a good example and marry them, this is my FARZ, so what if they killed their husbands, I am not afraid, if one of them tries to kill me later, my other three wives will save me, I think I should be OK, and Zara, she will understand, she doesn't have to cook and clean for all of them, Abba will hire an extra servant. And so it came to be that in the name of FARZ, kabeer Ahmed got back to Lucknow, three extra Biwis in tow. But little did he know how this would affect his health. Don't get me wrong, having four wives sounds like a lot of fun, imagine the variety in bed, but what Kabeer did not bargain for was that all four of them would get him only after four days, so although Kabeer could you know what, get it every night, the poor wives had to wait three days for their turn building up a healthy appetite when it was their turn, Kabeer enjoyed himself the first few months but then it started to wear him off, all that exercise in bed had to take its toll, his D... was also tired, he couldn't get it up any more, his wives started to complain, they had to take this problem to the sharia board, he started dozing off at the sharia board meetings, Kazi sahib was in a dilemma, Kabeer was taking all the wrong decisions. Days turned into years and Kabeer had fathered 16 kids, each of his wives gave birth to 4. Kabeer was surely not into family planning and soon the census board came knocking at Kabeers door, "Aap abadi badha rahe ho, nayab Kazi hokar, sola bache paida kiye apne, aap ko saza hogi, par hum aapko yahan nahin Dubai ke jail mein rakhenge, kyonki saare fasad ki jad Dubai mein shuru huyi thi. Sharia board agreed with the wives and census board and sent Kabeer packing off to Dubai jail.

Dubai laws were very stringent on not satisfying your spouses and they pronounced the death penalty on Kabeer. Just when Kabeer was being sent to the gallows to be hung, there came the jailer and said, "aap se milne koi aya hai, who apse nikaah karna chahta hain aur aapka case reopen karna chahta hain Kabeer couldn't believe his luck, who would want to save me, he thought? And finally when he was brought out of the dark jail room he saw the face of his savior- Karan Johar, and then Kabeer fainted. That is the last we heard about Kabeer, people say he is living happily with his new found love, now he doesn't have to worry about getting it up, he only has to worry about his A...

This is how mad you guys have made me after watching todays episode! Keep dishing us nonsense and we will try to give it back! Please I hope CVS you would like my suggestions and let Kabeer marry couple more times, then it will defintiely be Ishq Subhan Allah!

If u have an insta account could you please dm this to vikram ghai and sandeep rajput the ad. All of them are flying too high these days and trolling the fans. They really need to know how sick we are of this track. I beg of u please.

😆 😆
Omg hilarious. Karan Johar part 😆 😆

Originally posted by: beastmaster

If u have an insta account could you please dm this to vikram ghai and sandeep rajput the ad. All of them are flying too high these days and trolling the fans. They really need to know how sick we are of this track. I beg of u please.

Thank you for your appreciation and glad that you like my sarcasm, I don't have an Insta account but by all means forward this to Vikram Ghai and whoever you want to forward this to, Karan Johar included 😉, it would be my pleasure!