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Posted: 7 years ago

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Its 9.00 clock in India. Looks like curfew is imposed. People are not on roads

Salman is here ... dont know what to say. Kya shakal ho gayi hai

1. Surbhi Rana - Nidar and manly entry into the house. Tomboy

2. Krit Verma - sahi ko sahi ..ghalat ko ghalat. but no hich-kicha-hat. bahar jayee gi fata-fat

Aurton ki lukkha jodi..

3. Mital Joshi

4. Roshmi Bank

Fake dushmani ...flop bakwaas trash

Aksha beech ghumadon..aa chalti kya

Adnan se lift karadon ..aa chalt kua

Adnan aagar gir gaya ...toh marti kya

jaaye jaaye ...jaaye

budhappa phir na aaye

Show starts

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- Manveer / Shilpa

- Danny Denzogpa + that pakao aunty from last year

Ok first clown coming

1. Karanvir

- looks like rahul dravid..

- palat...tera dhyaan kidhar hai ...kathak dancer idhar hai...pait thoda bahar hai

2. Mishra

3. Patel

I have tailor...I approve him.

Ok Danny Denzogpa has lost it...he is irritated with Mishra.

Money can buy everything ...u sould know right place to SOP

4. Depika Kakar

Poor women's Ileana Dcruz

Okay she is the grcious classy princess one this year..shaani

Why is Husband acting sharmeela ...looks fake.

oh cut the crap

5. Romil

6. Nirmal

Nikalo in dono gawaron ko...koi excitement lao

7. Nehha

WOWWW...beauty...where is my blood pressure medicine

Stunning face

My early fav

Lawyer gave good answer to Danny Denzogpa

Mishra getting punches on his Desi Italian pichvaada

To be continued

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

- Mishra saying "paisaab karna hai" ...what a wonderful start to second part

8) Looks like Jalota coming. Wonderful singing.

Oh he is Bhajan singer..I thought ghazal...anyway nice singing. Looks composed

9) Jasleen VT... she is shikshak of Jalota.

Achi shiksha di hai guru ji ne... guru dakshina bhi le rahein hon gaye

wah upar waale...jab khuda meharbaan...toh kya kare insaan

Jalota ji ne pehli baar dekha in kay yeh roop...lol...kya drama hai yeh

saath mein "riaz" bohat kartein hain...ab yeh riaz ka kya matlab hai

on serious note Jasleen looks 5/10. Not impressed. Short clothes...is not beauty

- Why is Surbhi looking like a man...she is pakaoing...

- WHo are these 4...

- hatao in ko ...

10) WOWWW...watch out Neha...dance is little cheap..but face good

Shrishty > Rubina

interesting...i am all eyes

oh only shrishty is going inside.

looks like salman is sleep walking..neend mein hai.

11-12) Pathan sisters...oh yaar please..not a SOB story...

abu chale gaye...lol

stupid fools...let salman speak...

good face reading ..thando hai

anyway

13-14) Ab yeh kaun chughat aa gaya lol

Deepak - Bhavishvani

Digital milaaap tha...lol.

Acha pyaar ka maamla hai...

Abay bakwwas band kar...instaaagram...chup kar...who the heck is he.

FAKE ALERT
FAKE ALERT

Shilpa - ander sikhaane waalein bohat hain...HHAAA good line

- entry in jail...BB bhi...lol. upar chahra kay gira dia lol

- fixed ...good looking roshni in

- kriti...looked fixed

- anyway both are bored

15) Sreesanth

- Good entry

- Will struggle in communication

- Wife looks 10 years older

- Oh nice emotional speech..

Thanks

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

I must say Both the girls Deepika and Neha are very beautiful

I would give rate Neha > Deepika

Neha spoke well..looked stunning..dance was ok except one or two tharki moves...

she looked in awe of salman...was little awe struck but then recovered

face is very photogenic

I am liking her

My most favorite so far

Neha

Deepika

Bohra

Load the rest four on tractor and send them off to some khaait

Stay tuned for my second part

its too long

i was outta town..tired ..cant watch 2 hours

will sleep

But Neha...a thing of beauty is a joy forever

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: PrettyDestiny
sorry but you tried hard to be funny, yet its not actually funny. Come across some forced comedy types, like if you are pretending to be super hilarious while your jokes are actually not, and feel like a labouring effort.

Well dont think about me too much...

dont like it..dont waste time

and discuss in another topic lol

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Posted: 7 years ago

Hippo mere bhai tu bhi ab Salman ki tarah joke maarne laga 😆

apne chuphe hue talent ke revital ko bahar nikaal 😉

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: ZanduBaaM
Hippo mere bhai tu bhi ab Salman ki tarah joke maarne laga 😆
apne chuphe hue talent ke revital ko bahar nikaal 😉

dekhte salman ko hi phir bhi lol

pasand nahi aata salman toh na dekho

i am just giving my opinion... wth is going on here lol

who the heck cares about these things..is this about some award? lol

relax

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Posted: 7 years ago

You should watch more. Not only there is competition for Neha but much fun element 😃

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454573

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: Specter
You should watch more. Not only there is competition for Neha but much fun element 😃

lol..lets see.

looks like girls are solid this year

male contestants look weak and forced...

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Posted: 7 years ago

Originally posted by: Dr.Hippopotamus

dekhte salman ko hi phir bhi lol

pasand nahi aata salman toh na dekho

i am just giving my opinion... wth is going on here lol

who the heck cares about these things..is this about some award? lol

relax

Hippo tu to dil pe le gaya re 😳